Tito Is Having Twins

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scoozna
9/23/08 2:50:19PM
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts.

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Ahh yes, two Tito heads are better than one.
wrona666
9/23/08 2:54:39PM
Definately going to be a C-section....cant see her squeezing two Tito heads out....
KINGJAMES
9/23/08 2:57:52PM
I think she can push both out at the same time.. even though they are big tito heads
motorboatensob
9/23/08 3:05:37PM
I hope they come out looking just like Dana :>
juanez13
9/23/08 3:09:15PM

Posted by wrona666

Definately going to be a C-section....cant see her squeezing two Tito heads out....



I take that you havent seen Jenna's porn tapes

emfleek
9/23/08 3:20:54PM

Posted by KINGJAMES

I think she can push both out at the same time.. even though they are big tito heads



She won't need to push. It'll be like the Grand Canyon coughing up a couple golf balls.
McBee
9/23/08 3:31:00PM
I think it is a given that both will be handfuls, constantly crying for things they already have
Twenty20Dollars
9/23/08 3:33:29PM
idk a big head or a big vag
dannyfrank
9/23/08 3:45:58PM
the babies wont have a problem seeing as tito goes base jumping in jena's vag on the weekends
CantAndleDaRiddum
9/23/08 3:48:16PM
i hope they come out looking like ron jeremy
BIGKAT
9/23/08 4:00:32PM
Damn, imagine how those big heads are gonna feel coming out of ...wait, never mind, she wont have any problem at all
DCRage
9/23/08 4:31:21PM
Um...shouldn't the title here be Jenna is having twins, not Tito? I'd really hate to imagine Tito trying to give birth to twins.
McBee
9/23/08 4:35:05PM

Posted by DCRage

Um...shouldn't the title here be Jenna is having twins, not Tito? I'd really hate to imagine Tito trying to give birth to twins.



people should be paid more for being pregnant, I am definitely not getting promoted enough for how much publicity I bring to having babies, I am the biggest name in pregnancy and at the end he would not even show up to have the babies
casey64
9/23/08 4:53:40PM

Posted by wrona666

Definately going to be a C-section....cant see her squeezing two Tito heads out....




You must not know Jenna Jameson.
scoozna
9/23/08 4:53:56PM

Posted by DCRage
Um...shouldn't the title here be Jenna is having twins, not Tito? I'd really hate to imagine Tito trying to give birth to twins.



* BAD PUN ALERT *
Jenna is birthing the twins, but Tito is "having" them as much as Jenna is. A bit of a stretch, I know.


kurt-2112
9/23/08 6:45:55PM
Its not the only time jenna has had two humans inside of her.:
Bumpy
9/23/08 6:47:20PM

Posted by emfleek


Posted by KINGJAMES

I think she can push both out at the same time.. even though they are big tito heads



She won't need to push. It'll be like the Grand Canyon coughing up a couple golf balls.




DoTheMMAth
9/23/08 7:36:53PM
Man... this topic has so many potential punchlines in it...
StevieC
9/23/08 7:39:04PM
Poor kids, Mom's a porn star and dad's a moron....


Hey, at least they can tell there kids they were both spanked by Randy Couture.....
nastshabast
9/23/08 8:39:32PM
I'm crossing my fingers for two gay boys or two girls that end up in porn or any combination of both.
Ben_Hutch
9/23/08 8:41:53PM
Their kids are going to get bullied at school, it'd just be embarrasing knowing your mums an ex-porn star.
Aether
9/23/08 8:58:56PM
yeah but your dad being an ex-UFC champion kind of balances out the embarrassment of having a porn star mom.
McBee
9/23/08 9:07:25PM

Posted by Aether

yeah but your dad being an ex-UFC champion kind of balances out the embarrassment of having a porn star mom.



unless it is Tito..........crap
buryyourdead
9/23/08 9:24:15PM
Instead of all the jokes im gonna go with congratulations tito. I may not like you as a fighter but having kids is cool. Could be a couple future UFC champs unless Dana's still around. Dana will hate on anything having to do with Tito for the rest of his life, and understandably so. Hopefully Tito teaches his kids more then how to just take people down, lay on them, and gas their way to victory.......
Pookie
9/23/08 9:59:29PM

Posted by emfleek


Posted by KINGJAMES

I think she can push both out at the same time.. even though they are big tito heads



She won't need to push. It'll be like the Grand Canyon coughing up a couple golf balls.



Or throwing some cake into the sky...
Porch28
9/23/08 10:09:29PM
Is he sure he's the dad???
Stills79
9/23/08 11:23:38PM

Posted by motorboatensob

I hope they come out looking just like Dana :>



Holy shit!
Jimbo
9/24/08 2:52:48AM

Posted by emfleek


Posted by KINGJAMES

I think she can push both out at the same time.. even though they are big tito heads



She won't need to push. It'll be like the Grand Canyon coughing up a couple golf balls.





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haggiswashere
9/24/08 2:55:37AM

Posted by Jimbo


Posted by emfleek


Posted by KINGJAMES

I think she can push both out at the same time.. even though they are big tito heads



She won't need to push. It'll be like the Grand Canyon coughing up a couple golf balls.








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