Things That Suck

Charley Horses in the middle of the night.*




* The worst one I've EVER had.

Major winter storms that won't shut down the region. I'm looking at anywhere from 8-18 inches of snow over the next 48 hours...and I can ALL BUT GUARANTEE the Federal Government will NOT be closed Monday. Meaning I brave the elements or use more of what little time off I currently have that day.

fat chicks buying you drinks at the bar until youre too drunk to realize what youre about to go home with.

losing $20 that you know you had just last night.

when someone else farts and clears out the room.

- Checking your wallet the morning after. Worst feeling ever.
- Eating box only to have your girlfriend fart in your face.
- MTV

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Posted by emfleek


- Eating box only to have your girlfriend fart in your face.

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never been brown winded, thank god.

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Posted by cowcatcher

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Posted by emfleek


- Eating box only to have your girlfriend fart in your face.

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never been brown winded, thank god.

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Imagine trying to clear a bong chamber after someone smoked dog crap out of it.

NO!

Traffic

People that don't know how to drive in traffic

Blue Balls

Close-minded people

The Chicago Cubs

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Posted by higdon10

The Chicago Cubs

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Posted by higdon10

The Chicago Cubs

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...says the Cincinnati Reds fan.

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Posted by emfleek

Charley Horses in the middle of the night.*




* The worst one I've EVER had.

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dang bro gotta spread the love..but your are TOTALLY right!

those things suck bad.


just caught one 2 or 3 nights ago.

woke up yelling an everything haha

Hot chicks with douchebag boyfriends

Watching your NFL team give up 7 turnovers in one game

Having to get up and pee in the middle of the night when you're dog ass tired. Sometimes I feel like I'd honestly rather just piss myself and continue sleeping contentedly

The Houston Texans

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Posted by george112

The Houston Texans

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But not Andre Johnson

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Posted by Jackelope

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Posted by george112

The Houston Texans

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But not Andre Johnson

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something else that sucks that i experienced a few minutes ago...


We have cleaning ladies that come to our house well they got here about 2 hours ago an the bathroom is right across the hall.Ive gotta take the browns to the superbowl if you know what i mean.but they are in the bathroom chit chatting for what seems like an hour...20 minutes goes by an im pacing my room trying to keep everything "contained".they finally leave an as soon as they do i run for the toilet.as soon as my butt hit the seat a little rendition from dumb an dumber went down

if youve seen the movie than you know what im talking about

Card space being taken up by TUF also-rans.

99% of music played on the radio

Starting the first set of a 3 set gig, breaking your low E and realizing you don't have any extra strings.

McDonald's french fries if not eaten within 10 minutes of being cooked

Trying to find a consistent pattern on 10th amendment jurisprudence.

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Posted by george112

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Posted by Jackelope

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Posted by george112

The Houston Texans

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But not Andre Johnson

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something else that sucks that i experienced a few minutes ago...


We have cleaning ladies that come to our house well they got here about 2 hours ago an the bathroom is right across the hall.Ive gotta take the browns to the superbowl if you know what i mean.but they are in the bathroom chit chatting for what seems like an hour...20 minutes goes by an im pacing my room trying to keep everything "contained".they finally leave an as soon as they do i run for the toilet.as soon as my butt hit the seat a little rendition from dumb an dumber went down

if youve seen the movie than you know what im talking about

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Posted by ncordless

Trying to find a consistent pattern on 10th amendment jurisprudence.

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I hate it when that happens!



And my girlfriend LOVES cold McDonald's fries. YUCK.

I agree with the rest, too.

And george...there's nothing worse than having to drop ass and not being able to. You find yourself wondering if shitting your pants would really be all that bad...

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Posted by emfleek

And george...there's nothing worse than having to drop ass and not being able to. You find yourself wondering if shitting your pants would really be all that bad...

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I've done more than wonder before.... .... twice......... this year

Not going to go into details but let's just say I got stuck in some "shitty" situations a couple times

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Posted by Jackelope

I've done more than wonder before.... .... twice......... this year

Not going to go into details but let's just say I got stuck in some "shitty" situations a couple times

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I've done the following this year...

1 - I shnarted. (sneezed and farted at the same time, only it didn't turn out to be a fart)

2 - showarted (farted and sneezed in the shower and pooped a little)

3 - last winter I had a weird 24 hour stomach virus and I pooped while leaning over to puke in the toilet

So I don't wanna hear it!

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Posted by emfleek

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Posted by higdon10

The Chicago Cubs

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...says the Cincinnati Reds fan.

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Posted by emfleek

So I don't wanna hear it!

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Try shitting all over your driver seat and having to ride in it for 20 minutes

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Posted by Jackelope

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Posted by emfleek

So I don't wanna hear it!

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Try shitting all over your driver seat and having to ride in it for 20 minutes

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Been there. Done that. WHILE on mushrooms *and* on my way to a job interview.



EDIT: I was young and dumb at the time. I haven't touched anything like that in yeeeeears.

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Posted by emfleek

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Posted by Jackelope

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Posted by emfleek

So I don't wanna hear it!

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Try shitting all over your driver seat and having to ride in it for 20 minutes

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Been there. Done that. WHILE on mushrooms *and* on my way to a job interview.

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My biggest fear was getting pulled over by a cop and having to explain myself

- Being surprized by expired Milk. (especially when you are REALLY looking forward to a glass or a bowl of cerial.)

- Overdarft Fees

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Posted by emfleek

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Posted by Jackelope

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Posted by emfleek

So I don't wanna hear it!

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Try shitting all over your driver seat and having to ride in it for 20 minutes

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Been there. Done that. WHILE on mushrooms *and* on my way to a job interview.



EDIT: I was young and dumb at the time. I haven't touched anything like that in yeeeeears.

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THIS IS SOOOO FREAKING FUNNY!!!!

Emfleek- who takes mushrooms to go to a job interview?! haha it reminds me of that part in Trainspotting when he takes Speed to go to the job interview. it's not mushrooms but I can only imagine what kind of interview you would give with pants full of crap and colors melting into each other. HIRED!!!

Hahahaha that IS some funny a$$ sh!t right there gotta spead it but I will get you guys and thanks cause I was having a shitty day here at work

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Posted by marcoDGK

Emfleek- who takes mushrooms to go to a job interview?! haha it reminds me of that part in Trainspotting when he takes Speed to go to the job interview. it's not mushrooms but I can only imagine what kind of interview you would give with pants full of crap and colors melting into each other. HIRED!!!

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Long story short.

I quit my job a few months prior and after working at another place for those few months, I decided that the grass isn't always greener on the other side. I called my old boss to see if I could come back to work. She said she'd call me later in the week after she talked to her superiors.

She happened to call me on a Friday night around 7:30pm (2nd shift job) and asked if I could be there by 9pm to sit down and talk about the job ("interview"). It just so happened that a buddy and I had just split a bag. I couldn't say no to the interview because I desperately wanted my old job back. So, I sucked it up and went anyways. The office was 45 minutes away...half way there, I sharted and had to turn around and drive home, shower *again* and attempt the drive again.

Needless to say...I made it (I was totally geeking at the time, too), I kept my cool during the interview and I got the job back.

Wives... I wish