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emfleek
9/25/08 4:57:34PM

Posted by Ben_Hutch




Disgusting.
dannyfrank
9/25/08 5:32:35PM

Posted by Bowen50

waking up 3 minutes before your alarm goes off
listening to George W. Bush speak
LARPing
Emo Hippies



good god. the emo hippies made the LARPers look cool

rocks arent alive!!!
fedorwins1
9/25/08 5:35:52PM

Posted by emfleek
Chinese Food



If you don't like General Tso's chicken we have a problem
Rush
9/25/08 6:12:34PM

Posted by fedorwins1


Posted by emfleek
Chinese Food



If you don't like General Tso's chicken we have a problem




I second that
We_Todd_Did
9/25/08 6:55:52PM
I will NEVER let this thread die!

For today:

Vegas drivers
Vegas weather (It's STILL in the freakin 90's!!!)
Pretty much Vegas people in general
Neocons AND hippie liberal douches
The goddamn BEASTIE BOYS (I cannot stress this enough.It's like a bad joke that people won't stop repeating that wasn't funny the 1st effin time!)
Will Ferrell
Oprah and her massive ego
People who call in the radio station and request a song/band that already gets played 50 times a day (Durr, can you play Linkin Park?!?!)
Linkin Park
The Offspring
Emo
Screamo
People who get all hurt 'cuz I actually don't like AC/DC or Iron Maiden, yet love metal
FM radio and ALL of the doofus DJs on it...
...ESPECIALLY Adam Carolla, Opie&Anthony,and Howard Stern
David Stern
The way Brits pronounce "aluminum" (aluMINium...wtf???)
The old naked guys loitering in EVERY gym locker room
Cheeseburgers where the cheese isn't melted
The host of "Real Stories of the Highway Patrol" (Self-righteous bastard)
Calling mac and cheese "Kraft dinner" (sorry, Canada; I still love you guys, though)
"Gangstas"
Preachy non-smokers (I don't smoke [cigs], but by all means, smoke 'em if ya got 'em

....okay, I need to do some yoga now or something.







Aaronno9
9/25/08 6:59:38PM
Braking your nose. Its like, if you brake anything else you might get time off school/work, but if its your nose youve just gotta carry on as per. Even though both times ive done it ive been in agony for like a week.
Ben_Hutch
9/25/08 7:02:37PM

Posted by We_Todd_Did

The way Brits pronounce "aluminum" (aluMINium...wtf???)



Considering you're speaking my language I find it odd that you're startled by the way we promounce it.

Brits pronounce it 'Amuminium' (the way it's spelt)
Americans pronounce it 'Aluminum' (the way it isn't spelt)

Your point is completely invalid.
Pookie
9/25/08 7:03:54PM

Posted by Ben_Hutch


Posted by We_Todd_Did

The way Brits pronounce "aluminum" (aluMINium...wtf???)



Considering you're speaking my language I find it odd that you're startled by the way we promounce it.

Brits pronounce it 'Amuminium' (the way it's spelt)
Americans pronounce it 'Aluminum' (the way it isn't spelt)

Your point is completely invalid.



But... we're America, **** Yeah!
We_Todd_Did
9/25/08 7:04:54PM


Posted by Copenhagen

In the morning when you got to take a piss, and you aim it at the toilet and it surprises u and goes somewhere you don't want it to.



Always piss IMMEDIATELY after blowing a nut whenever possible to prevent this


Posted by jiujitsufreak74

what about the dreaded boner piss, that really sucks because you end up arching your back in all weird positions just to get some remotely close to the bowl.



Do what I do: put your hands on the wall and practice your "sprawl technique".
Kills 2 birds with one stone.
We_Todd_Did
9/25/08 7:08:21PM

Posted by Ben_Hutch


Posted by We_Todd_Did

The way Brits pronounce "aluminum" (aluMINium...wtf???)



Considering you're speaking my language I find it odd that you're startled by the way we promounce it.

Brits pronounce it 'Amuminium' (the way it's spelt)
Americans pronounce it 'Aluminum' (the way it isn't spelt)

Your point is completely invalid.



Holy crap, I just looked it up and it IS actually spelled that way.Almost made it 30 years without knowing that (and I was a spelling bee champ as a kid!).Thank you for the enlightenment.Still makes me twitch a little hearing it, though.

"Present-day spelling

In the UK and other countries using British spelling, only aluminium is used. In the United States, the spelling aluminium is largely unknown, and the spelling aluminum predominates.[31][32] The Canadian Oxford Dictionary prefers aluminum, whereas the Australian Macquarie Dictionary prefers aluminium."

Seems we're both right (wrong?).
Honestly didn't know.Neither does hardly anyone else on this side of the pond.

p.s.-no point in getting all butthurt about it though, it's all in good fun...I think...?
Ben_Hutch
9/25/08 7:10:21PM

Posted by We_Todd_Did


Posted by Ben_Hutch


Posted by We_Todd_Did

The way Brits pronounce "aluminum" (aluMINium...wtf???)



Considering you're speaking my language I find it odd that you're startled by the way we promounce it.

Brits pronounce it 'Amuminium' (the way it's spelt)
Americans pronounce it 'Aluminum' (the way it isn't spelt)

Your point is completely invalid.



Holy crap, I just looked it up and it IS actually spelled that way.Almost made it 30 years without knowing that (and I was a spelling bee champ as a kid!).Thank you for the enlightenment.Still makes me twitch a little hearing it, though.

p.s.-no point in getting all butthurt about it though, it's all in good fun...I think...?



Lol sorry I didn't mean to sound as though I was telling you off......It's all good
We_Todd_Did
9/25/08 7:14:19PM
It's cool.

If it's any consolation to you, I think "crisps" makes more sense than "chips" and "chips" makes more sense than "fries".
iwannabesedated
9/25/08 7:43:19PM
Getting your weener stuck in your zipper.

Saggy Boobs..i hate when a chick lays on her back and her boobs all the flop to side to where she can like headlock them.

Softcore Porn

Blue Collar comedy tour..Those guys are lame.

When someone crop-dust you..

Butter and Garlic chicken wing burps..

Warm beer

Getting bong water in your mouth

When your at work and you have to take a dump and you go in the stull just to see someone pissed all over the seat and therfore you have to make and important decision A:) hover over the seat and letting it fly or B:) waiting for the custodian to clean the restroom in fear of shitting your pants.

Sticking a Rig Red chewing gum wrapper on your forehead..the silver part of the wrapper..not a good idea.

People who put the dye in their pools so if you pee in their pool you get the purple ring to follow you...that always sucks and is embarassing...i mean who doesnt pee in the pool...















Ben_Hutch
9/25/08 7:46:04PM

Posted by We_Todd_Did

It's cool.

If it's any consolation to you, I think "crisps" makes more sense than "chips" and "chips" makes more sense than "fries".



Haha to be honest I don't think any of them make sense, we're all wrong
We_Todd_Did
9/25/08 8:01:21PM

Posted by 40ouncetofreedom


Getting bong water in your mouth




Worse= swallowing the cherry and burning your throat
Pookie
9/25/08 8:05:44PM

Posted by We_Todd_Did


Posted by 40ouncetofreedom


Getting bong water in your mouth




Worse= swallowing the cherry and burning your throat



Oh my god... the cherry itself? jesus christ... you must inhale it all in like a pornstar.

*bows*
iwannabesedated
9/25/08 8:20:25PM
Drinking skoal spit...Yeah when your at the bar at your buddy who dips is spitting in a beer bottle and you grab it thinking its your beer..that sucks.

Breaking your arm playing badminton..a buddy i work with did this...How in the hell do you break your arm playing badminton.

Insane Clown Posse

Christian Heavy Metal and Christian Punk Rock.There like a total oxymoron.Sorry but Stryper sucked ass.

I doubt jesus would


CwB
9/25/08 9:21:41PM
leaving a party before the keg is empty cause you have school in the morning

waking up after a night of free keg beer at 930 in the morning when you got home at 400 in the morning

not being able to drink beer in school/work(depending on your job)

when you wake up after a night of drinking beer and your throat is so dry you felt like you have been walking through a desert for a week straight... (isnt it funny how you can drink so much fluid in one night then wake up dying for water)

waking up after a night of drinking and having to ask your friends what happened(sometimes this ends good most of the time ends bad)

hangovers

getting to drunk and F@#$ing things up with that super hot chick

THINGS THAT DONT SUCK

DRINKING

awesome thread hope it never dies
Aaronno9
9/26/08 7:14:33AM
When you post something, then somebody posts the exact same thing right below you but stretches it out a little so they look smarter. I guess everybody does it sometimes but it just gets on my nerves.
cowcatcher
9/26/08 8:28:52AM
when you post something and the person right below you.......

sorry couldnt resist

when the cubs make sure they get past the brewers for the NL central title then stink worse than a sewage workers feet after a 12 hour shift against the mets when the brew crew needs to have them lose to get into the playoffs. damn the cubs!!!
emfleek
9/26/08 10:07:49AM

Posted by cowcatcher

when you post something and the person right below you.......

sorry couldnt resist

when the cubs make sure they get past the brewers for the NL central title then stink worse than a sewage workers feet after a 12 hour shift against the mets when the brew crew needs to have them lose to get into the playoffs. damn the cubs!!!



The Brewers.

Boo_Radley21
9/26/08 11:36:47AM

Posted by 40ouncetofreedom

Sticking a Rig Red chewing gum wrapper on your forehead..the silver part of the wrapper..not a good idea.




You use the silver side? I always just licked the paper side and then stuck it on. Hurts like **** and leaves a big red mark.
Jackelope
9/26/08 11:44:34AM

Posted by We_Todd_Did


People who call in the radio station and request a song/band that already gets played 50 times a day (Durr, can you play Linkin Park?!?!)
Linkin Park
The Offspring
Emo
Screamo
People who get all hurt 'cuz I actually don't like AC/DC or Iron Maiden, yet love metal
FM radio and ALL of the doofus DJs on it...
...ESPECIALLY Adam Carolla, Opie&Anthony,and Howard Stern



Your radio woes are over- Listen to Holmberg's morning sickness on this website-

www.98kupd.com

P.S. Dana White is a friend of the show and this morning they just interviewed Randy Couture and Gina Carano
iwannabesedated
9/26/08 11:46:25AM

Posted by Boo_Radley21


Posted by 40ouncetofreedom

Sticking a Rig Red chewing gum wrapper on your forehead..the silver part of the wrapper..not a good idea.




You use the silver side? I always just licked the paper side and then stuck it on. Hurts like **** and leaves a big red mark.



No you lick the paper side..but i meant use the silver part of the wrapper you have that like red sleeve that comes over it sometimes.
emfleek
9/26/08 11:47:32AM
???

Where do you guys come up with this stuff? (the gum wrapper thing)
ncordless
9/26/08 4:11:25PM
Any beer with the word "Ice" in the name.

Split Brain Surgery
Jackelope
9/26/08 4:36:10PM

Posted by ncordless

Any beer with the word "Ice" in the name.

Split Brain Surgery



LMAO I'm seriously trying to think of a good beer with "Ice" in the name and I can't do it!
We_Todd_Did
9/26/08 4:57:08PM

Posted by Jackelope


Your radio woes are over- Listen to Holmberg's morning sickness on this website-

www.98kupd.com

P.S. Dana White is a friend of the show and this morning they just interviewed Randy Couture and Gina Carano



Good lookin out man, guess I'll have to check that out later.

At home I just use Pandora (LOVE it!), but in the car, when all of my music is played out, sometimes I screw up and put it on the radio.

No wonder road rage exists
We_Todd_Did
9/26/08 4:58:04PM

Posted by Pookie


Posted by We_Todd_Did


Posted by 40ouncetofreedom


Getting bong water in your mouth




Worse= swallowing the cherry and burning your throat



Oh my god... the cherry itself? jesus christ... you must inhale it all in like a pornstar.

*bows*



Ha!
Yeah, I like to wear 'em like a feedbag
postman
9/26/08 5:11:52PM
Here is one its about a week late. Needing to cut 1 more pound to make weight but the doctor wont let you. Then making an ass of yourself buy telling the AC he will never be forgiven for what he has done when it wasn't his call.
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