Things Every Man should know....

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Biggz
12/6/08 5:30:13PM
what are two things that every man should know?
examples: change a flat tire, chug a beer.

mine are:
1. every man should get in AT LEAST one (or more of course) street fight, becuase like Tyler Durden says "how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight."

2. Change a flat tire, - i have seen many grown men look like pussies becuase they have to call triple A, or a friend to come and change a tire for them. i actually knew a chick who changed a tire on her dates car beucase he didn't know how! the dude should have just cut off his balls while she was changing the tire!

what are your two?
jiujitsufreak74
12/6/08 5:42:51PM
3) the taste of...well...you know

4) how to shave
aaa9erh8er
12/6/08 7:47:07PM
agreed so far
1.fire a gun. if you try and use a gun and dont know what your doing you look lame.
2.think on your feet(aka lie).girlfirends be runnen wild
zephead
12/6/08 7:56:34PM
1. Have a pimphand
2. Excersize said pimphand
Wolfenstein
12/6/08 8:15:50PM
1- How to drive a stick (sucks when someone asks you to move their car and you hop in...oh the dreaded stick shift!!!)

2- Sports (I don't care if you like them or not, you must be ale to distinguish a touch down from a homerun).
big_timmy
12/6/08 8:25:11PM
1. Be honest at all times. If your wife's ass does look big, tell her. This makes you a real man.

2. Real men only cry in private. Nothing wrong with shedding tears gentlemen, just make it out of the public eye. We dont want a bunch of Tito's running around.

3. Listen to Pantera at least once in your life.
dannyfrank
12/6/08 8:29:21PM
1. know how to cook a steak
2. know how to use your
cmb19932
12/6/08 9:06:16PM
eh thats what there calling it these days


1-throw a punch iv seen guys look like girls by throwing overhand slaps

2- where jeans that fit (skinny jeans are gay)
loller90278
12/6/08 10:08:26PM
1. everyone should know at least 1 decent toast for every occasion
2. every guy should know that if a girls privates smells flowery, stay away.
jaceman
12/7/08 12:08:57AM
at least 4 brands of beer
and
how to gut a deer
FrankTheTank1181
12/7/08 12:31:28AM

Posted by cmb19932

eh thats what there calling it these days


1-throw a punch iv seen guys look like girls by throwing overhand slaps

2- where jeans that fit (skinny jeans are gay)




Spongebob Tightpants
bigbubbano23
12/7/08 12:42:00AM
how to survive a predator attack, how to use nunchucks and how to tame animals crocodile dundee style.
big_timmy
12/7/08 5:27:49AM

Posted by bigbubbano23

how to survive a predator attack,




For those who dont know, just coat yourself in mud. And stake out for a few days in the woods, and make booby traps.

Unless your in Manhatten, then just try and ride out the dud sequel.
mikevolz
12/9/08 1:50:12AM
1. how to tie a tie.

2. how to jump start a car.

3. how to wear a suit.

4. how to undo a bra.
Mungooch
12/9/08 2:42:01AM
How to look up porn
How to delete your history
Shawn91111
12/9/08 3:29:42AM
They should know..

1. When a Dr has gone too far in the rubber glove test

2. When the appropriate time to tell your woman to shut the f$ck up during a sporting event.
big_timmy
12/9/08 5:16:07AM

Posted by Shawn91111

They should know..

1. When a Dr has gone too far in the rubber glove test

2. When the appropriate time to tell your woman to shut the f$ck up during a sporting event.



1. When he post's you on the net. Or when he asks for a second opinion from a man wearing a leather mask.

2. At the start. Repeat if nescesary.
RNC
12/9/08 5:17:02AM
1. How to properly resolve an angry conflict or confrontation

If your a grown man you don't need to get thrown in jail because the drunk idiot in the bar bumped into you and decided he wanted to fight

2. How to fix a toliet

If it breaks, and it will, the misses certainly isn't going to fix it. Knowing how to fix a sink is a good thing as well.

3. How to tie a tie

Unless you are over qualified for every job interview you go for, a tie might be a good thing to wear.

4. How to use power tools

I've seen too many people look lost with drills and saws. I'm not saying become a carpenter, just know how to properly use the basic tools.
bobbydoomocculta
12/9/08 6:59:36AM
mmaplayground.com Is the only place to truely display one's manliness...
Boo_Radley21
12/9/08 1:31:28PM

Posted by bobbydoomocculta

mmaplayground.com Is the only place to truely display one's manliness...



Everyone look how manly I am!
emfleek
12/9/08 1:47:03PM
- When a woman (your wife/spouse/girlfriend/etc.) says, "I'll be fine" she actually means, "I'll be fine eventually but until then, your life is going to be hell."

- The difference between a flathead and a Phillips-head screwdriver.
dannyfrank
12/9/08 4:21:12PM

Posted by emfleek


- The difference between a flathead and a Phillips-head screwdriver.



theres people who dont know that?
SmileR
12/9/08 11:00:48PM
All the words to Sweet home Alabama

How to BBQ

emfleek
12/10/08 9:20:05AM

Posted by dannyfrank

theres people who dont know that?



Unfortunately so...
Boo_Radley21
12/10/08 1:11:50PM

Posted by SmileR

All the words to Sweet home Alabama

How to BBQ




Haha **** Sweet home Alabama
Bowen50
12/10/08 1:18:04PM
how to grow a beastly beard
hodge
12/10/08 4:27:23PM

Posted by RNC

1. How to properly resolve an angry conflict or confrontation

If your a grown man you don't need to get thrown in jail because the drunk idiot in the bar bumped into you and decided he wanted to fight

dude weres the fun in that, wts wrong with beating on random drunks its all part of teh nightout
higdon10
12/10/08 4:42:16PM

Posted by RNC

1. How to properly resolve an angry conflict or confrontation

If your a grown man you don't need to get thrown in jail because the drunk idiot in the bar bumped into you and decided he wanted to fight



Im usually the drunk idiot.
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