10 things Ive learned about MMA this Year

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joshryanshepherd
7/21/09 12:48:14AM
10. Nick Diaz can happily fight at 185.

9. GSP is a f#cking Monster!

8. The lightweight Top 10 is always in motion.

7. Kimbo respects MMA more than Lesnar.

6. Shogun is still the man!

5. Frankie Edgar has some some sick boxing.

4. Jon Jones is for real.

3. BJ Penns Flexibility is neutralized by a tube of KY Jelly.

2. I dont care what anyone says, Strikeforce is here to stay.

1.Never, under any circumstances, try a flying knee on Fedor.

seanfu
7/21/09 4:44:05AM
11- Greg Jackson has some crazy tactics "hit him with your groin!"
12- Lyoto Machida is the single greatest thing since Skittles.
13- Diego Sanchez loves the word "YES!" and drools rabidly
14- BJ Penns mommy thinks he should've won.
15- Anderson Silva's stock can fall as rapidly as it rises.
16- Holy fuking shiite Kimbo is going to be on TUF!
bojangalz
7/21/09 4:51:27AM

Posted by seanfu

12- Lyoto Machida is the single greatest thing since Skittles.




Need I remind you of the morning-after pill?
emfleek
7/21/09 8:24:21AM

Posted by bojangalz

Need I remind you of the morning-after pill?





HIGH FIVE!
KaibaThedon
7/21/09 11:59:13AM
(playing in the background)
Buddy youre a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you


YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!
SpiderSilva
7/21/09 12:18:44PM
That Aoki can throw more kicks than punches in a fight
NatedawgThaM
7/21/09 1:27:57PM
Also that Mark Coleman doesnt get tired, he just plays possum
three_days_of_grey
7/21/09 2:52:39PM
10. Lesnar doesn't punch with his left hand. Much like Curly from 'Of Mice and Men'; he keeps the left soft for his wife during those occasions he wants "to get on top of" her.
9. Affliction should not have been affiliated with WAMMA and thier belt is fugly.
8. First round in Gina Carano fights need to include bikinis, baby oil, and tickling.
7. According to Frank Mir "close" only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and beating 300 lb ogres.
6. Thousands of Canadian women had simultaneous orgasms at the thought of GSP hitting them with his groin.
5. Alan Belcher did get robbed.....by his barber.
4. Clay Guida should have been able to grow to his brother's size.
3. Tim Sylvia has showcased the worst decline in skills by any human ever.
2. Movies about MMA suck monkeyspunk.
1. I would rather see Nick Diaz as a gate-keeper in the UFC with consistent bad-ass fights, rather than a champion with Strikeforce.
0. People put too much emphasis on a subjective rankings system that contradicts the spirit in which MMA was born: Best style wins. If a perceived #20 guy has a fight style that would give the #1 guy fits, let 'em fight.
-1. August will push the limits of PPV purchases.

-OUT-
joshryanshepherd
7/21/09 10:44:56PM

Posted by three_days_of_grey

10. Lesnar doesn't punch with his left hand. Much like Curly from 'Of Mice and Men'; he keeps the left soft for his wife during those occasions he wants "to get on top of" her.
9. Affliction should not have been affiliated with WAMMA and thier belt is fugly.
8. First round in Gina Carano fights need to include bikinis, baby oil, and tickling.
7. According to Frank Mir "close" only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and beating 300 lb ogres.
6. Thousands of Canadian women had simultaneous orgasms at the thought of GSP hitting them with his groin.
5. Alan Belcher did get robbed.....by his barber.
4. Clay Guida should have been able to grow to his brother's size.
3. Tim Sylvia has showcased the worst decline in skills by any human ever.
2. Movies about MMA suck monkeyspunk.
1. I would rather see Nick Diaz as a gate-keeper in the UFC with consistent bad-ass fights, rather than a champion with Strikeforce.
0. People put too much emphasis on a subjective rankings system that contradicts the spirit in which MMA was born: Best style wins. If a perceived #20 guy has a fight style that would give the #1 guy fits, let 'em fight.
-1. August will push the limits of PPV purchases.

-OUT-



#6 was Flawless.

i have another...11. if someone tells you Kimo Died, it is mandatory that you sucker punch his kid in the balls.
Lord_Lenny
7/22/09 1:49:48AM
1. Dont Circle to the left against Hendo
2. DONT circle to the left against Hendo
Art_Jimmerson
7/22/09 9:50:46AM

Posted by KaibaThedon

(playing in the background)
Buddy youre a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you


YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!

YES!



Recorded this at UFC 95

Video
mentalcase
7/22/09 10:00:22AM
i learnt that arguing over p4p ranking will never ever get old for us mma fans

and everyone has different criteria for p4p ranking which makes it more fun
mrsmiley
7/22/09 1:06:01PM
That Barnett VS Fedor is going to go down as "one of the greatest fights that never happened".
DJDark41
7/24/09 2:04:16PM

Posted by Lord_Lenny

1. Dont Circle to the left against Hendo
2. DONT circle to the left against Hendo





Someone forgot to tell Bisping this before the fight...
CwB
7/24/09 6:34:37PM
How quickly afflictions strongest weight class (HW) can become its weakest.
TimW001
7/25/09 2:18:20AM
Never promote an MMA show.
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