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big_timmy

4/11/08 11:58:09PM

Who in mma has the worst nickname?

Its hard to go past GSP's. What the hell is meant by rush?

some others:
Handsome
the Janitor
American Psycho

The_Ho_Bag

4/12/08 12:25:17AM

The Ho bag =]

Joseph "The Ho Bag" Bochenek

Jimbo

4/12/08 4:25:15AM

IMO theres nothing wrong with "Rush", i like it.

juanez13

4/12/08 9:29:38AM

Marvin "the beastman" Eastman
David "The Soul Assassin" Terrell
Gumby
twinkle toes- sooo gay!
baby face assassin
the huntington beach bad boy
Jason "The Athlete" Macdonald
Nick "the goat" Thompson
Cabbage
Elvis "The King of Rock n Rumble" sinosic
The Muscle Shark
Da Spyder kendall grove
the heat" Karo

Those are the worst, but IMO, the worst is the worlds most dangerous man

the best i think are Mirko "cro cop" filipovic (cro cop has become his last name, on ufc.com they dont even put filipovic

) and "Shogun" Rua, Igor "Ice-cold" Vovchanchyn.

teddythetuna

4/12/08 10:52:09AM

i would have to go with the peoples warrior. i hate it. i like gumby though. jeremy horn rules a**holes

IriShame

4/12/08 12:14:34PM

What about Josh 'The Punk' Thompson? I would hate that. I think 'Worlds Most Dangerous Man' is most laughable. I gotta tell you though my most hated is Tim 'The Maine-iac' Sylvia. Get it? He's from Maine! God that's stupid.

D0wnUnd6e6r

4/12/08 12:21:04PM

Posted by big_timmy

Who in mma has the worst nickname?

Its hard to go past GSP's. What the hell is meant by rush?

some others:
Handsome
the Janitor
American Psycho

by "Rush" he probably actually meant "Rush"...u do know what a "Rush" is right?

papercut

4/12/08 2:43:50PM

can't forget about joe "daddy" stevenson

chubbud22

4/12/08 3:09:10PM

I think The Dean Of Mean is pretty lame

Rush

4/12/08 3:34:58PM

Most nick names are pretty dumb, especially the ones of the fighters that nobody knows.

npayant

4/12/08 3:40:46PM

Posted by Rush

Most nick names are pretty dumb, especially the ones of the fighters that nobody knows.

I've always thought Richard "The Cleat" Crunkilton was pretty funny...

I don't know why, but I always chuckle when I think about it...

jae_1833

4/12/08 4:26:10PM

Posted by Rush

Most nick names are pretty dumb, especially the ones of the fighters that nobody knows.

There are so many "Assasins and Pitbulls" that it's just straight up lame!! Most guys have a nickname now regardless of their respective records. They all have these reasons that the nickname applies and I really think it's overdone!

skinnator

4/12/08 6:19:30PM

JLau and KenFlo are pretty bad. We have 3 milions of assasins in MMA. And El Matador and The Carpenter are wierd too.

papercut

4/12/08 6:19:36PM

Posted by npayant

Posted by Rush

Most nick names are pretty dumb, especially the ones of the fighters that nobody knows.

I've always thought Richard "The Cleat" Crunkilton was pretty funny...

I don't know why, but I always chuckle when I think about it...

a local fighter has the best one I've ever heard its "can I get a win" can't remember his real name but his record is something like 2-15-0 and those wins are from cuts

Tein_Lung

4/13/08 12:42:26AM

J-lau is by far the worst... why would you want to have the same nickname as a sluttly mexican chick???

ThaAxeMurderer7

4/13/08 12:56:53AM

Posted by skinnator

JLau and KenFlo are pretty bad. We have 3 milions of assasins in MMA. And El Matador and The Carpenter are wierd too.

I agree with you on JLau and KenFlo. I wonder if they come up with it themselves or did someone give them those names. As for "The Carpenter" I believe Clay really was a carpenter in his previous job and for some reason to me it kind of fits. It just seems like he's going to carve your face lol.

gartface

4/13/08 1:36:01AM

Posted by juanez13
Jason "The Athlete" Macdonald

I hope to god you're an Athlete if you're in MMA.
The Prodigy is pretty dumb, seeing as how he's 29 years old now.

MondayNiteMauser

4/13/08 6:10:56AM

Jamie "The Worm" Varner
Kendall "Da Spyda" Grove
Tim "Maine-iac" Silvia
and last but not least "THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS MAN" Ken Shamrock hahahaha

Coloss

4/13/08 6:34:02AM

Guys, what about this guy, the Cage rage LHW champion, whose name is actually Paul"Boom Boom" Cahoon , it's my favorite.

CactusBob

4/13/08 6:22:11PM

Anything with "Assassin" is stupid. I never understood "The Goat" or "Cabbage"either.

I think the best just for rhyming and humour is "The Beastman" Eastman. And I thought GSP's "Rush" had something to do with the band...

disorderlyvision

4/13/08 8:09:19PM

no one has mentioned "the talent" yet

i agree with most of the others posted

p_unit23

4/13/08 8:12:45PM

i think twinkle toes is just...retarded and the stupidest one. The goat is pretty lame as well.

Tein_Lung

4/13/08 8:17:49PM

Posted by CactusBob

Anything with "Assassin" is stupid. I never understood "The Goat" or "Cabbage"either.

I think the best just for rhyming and humour is "The Beastman" Eastman. And I thought GSP's "Rush" had something to do with the band...

Cabbage got his name casue hes big old head looks like a cabbage patch kid... if your even old enough to know what one is

bls1919

4/13/08 9:31:52PM

Newest to the list
Tommy " The Farmboy" Speer
J-lau
ken flo
Matt "Handsome" Wiman

my favorite has to be and i'll probably get flamed for it is
Rich " NO LOVE" Clementi

Raykill

5/12/08 12:24:58PM

Joe Daddy is the man, Now if he called himself Joe "momma" There might be a problem.

Raykill

5/12/08 5:00:44PM

Posted by gartface

Posted by juanez13
Jason "The Athlete" Macdonald

I hope to god you're an Athlete if you're in MMA.
The Prodigy is pretty dumb, seeing as how he's 29 years old now.

His age doesnt change the fact that he is a prodigy. Unless you think he should change his name to BJ "was a prodigy, but is to old now even though his nickname the prodigy represents his ability to learn his skill set in a fast manner and will always be considered a prodigy like Mozart even in death is still considered a prodigy" Penn

So others that should be changed due to age

Joe "Daddy" Stevenson
Joe" Grandaddy" Stevenson

Kenny "Kenflo" Florian
Kenny "KenSlo" Florian

Tommy "The Farmboy" Speer
Tommy "The Farmgeeser" Speer

Sean "The muscle shark" Sherk
Sean "The sagging-muscle shark" Sherk

You get the idea

holt8081

5/12/08 5:10:40PM

Matt "the terra" serra is gay

holt8081

5/12/08 5:20:11PM

Its all about kwang hee "crazy" lee.