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pv3Hpv3p
5/10/07 6:12:14PM
Alright guys... Some of you may hate on me for it... But I was wondering if you guy's hit up any strip clubs around wherever you are...

I'm right around St. Paul, MN... So if we go, we'll head to the King of Diamonds... Usually just for happy hour... No cover, dollar beers, good looking girls and it's outside of Ramsey county (City of St. Paul) so you don't have to look at the girls through the glass and you can smoke cigs & cigars...

We used to frequent it a lot more when we first turned 21 because I guess it was just the "cool" thing to do (and like previously mentioned 1$ beers)... Now we'll go up occasionally for someone's B-day or if an old fried comes back to town... It gets a little tough if you drink a couple buckets of beer from 3:30 to 6pm and then try to go on with the rest of your day... You either get really wasted, really fast, or just so damn sleepy... So let's hear it guys... Do you dabble in the debauchery that is scandily clad naked broads or am I just a perv (I am not sure if I have ever spelt so many words wrong in a simple paragraph)
Mastodon2
5/10/07 6:52:19PM
There is a great one in Newcastle called "For your eyes only" and me and my buddies have been there a few times. Loads of hot girls dancing about in next to nothing, £5 on the door before midnight, but we usually go there to chill out after a nights clubbing, so we have to pay the £10 post midnight fee.

Dances are £10 a pop, pretty expensive, so we dont go wild on them, and the drinks are pricey a hell, so we buy little and make them last!

I can understand it being pricey though, its a very classy place, well decorated, nice women, not cheap sluts, and heavy security.

Good place, but I wouldnt go there too often or it would lose the magic. As it stands though, its a good place to chill out before the post clubbing kebab. Obviously if we've pulled girls we skip the strip club and go straight back to their place for the action
hcazlekker
5/10/07 10:45:49PM
Haha, I remember a particular club called "The G Spot."

It was rank, the women were worn out. They had full length mirrors lined around the club and strippers would grind the mirrors . . . Aside from wanting to leave, I had a damn near unstoppable urge to Windex the mirrors. . . smears, streaks, and smudges everywhere!

teamquestnorth
5/10/07 11:02:39PM

Posted by hcazlekker

Haha, I remember a particular club called "The G Spot."

It was rank, the women were worn out. They had full length mirrors lined around the club and strippers would grind the mirrors . . . Aside from wanting to leave, I had a damn near unstoppable urge to Windex the mirrors. . . smears, streaks, and smudges everywhere!



was that the one in guam by any chance?
Ydoc
5/11/07 12:53:12AM
Dunno man, I never had the urge to spend money on a cocktease. To each his own I guess.
hcazlekker
5/11/07 12:34:13PM

Posted by greshamfighter

was that the one in guam by any chance?



nah, even worse, oklahoma city
Svartorm
5/11/07 10:07:43PM

Posted by Ydoc

Dunno man, I never had the urge to spend money on a cocktease. To each his own I guess.



Same here. That and all the stripers I've met in my life were all drug addicts, so I wouldn't feel right giving them money to support their habit. Same reason I won't give panhandlers money.
Mastodon2
5/12/07 7:08:56AM

Posted by Svartorm


Posted by Ydoc

Dunno man, I never had the urge to spend money on a cocktease. To each his own I guess.



Same here. That and all the stripers I've met in my life were all drug addicts, so I wouldn't feel right giving them money to support their habit. Same reason I won't give panhandlers money.



I do actually know one or two of the girls from the club outside of their job, because some of them study at the Universities in my city and Ive seen them out clubbing a few times and they are nice girls, not druggies either, but Im under no illusions- I know there are some strippers out there only doing it to support the habit!

Stickan
5/12/07 8:15:14AM

Posted by Ydoc

Dunno man, I never had the urge to spend money on a cocktease. To each his own I guess.


Same here. Never been a big porn guy either. Real deal or nothing.
randyleprechaun
5/12/07 8:25:00AM

Posted by Ydoc

Dunno man, I never had the urge to spend money on a cocktease. To each his own I guess.



As the great philosopher Gordon Ramsey once said,
"Why have a Burger, when you can go home to Steak!"
Svartorm
5/13/07 2:40:30AM

Posted by Mastodon2

I do actually know one or two of the girls from the club outside of their job, because some of them study at the Universities in my city and Ive seen them out clubbing a few times and they are nice girls, not druggies either, but Im under no illusions- I know there are some strippers out there only doing it to support the habit!




Strip clubs aren't really big business except in the cities, so any strippers you find around here are BEAT and drugged up. If you go to some of the places in NYC, its all Eastern European girls they have flown in and they're supposed to be extremely beautiful, but those clubs are also tasteful. We literally have strip clubs up here where girls dance on a piece of plywood set on milk-crates. Doesn't bring in the best looking or classiest ladies, to be sure.
Mastodon2
5/13/07 6:48:27PM

Posted by Svartorm


Posted by Mastodon2

I do actually know one or two of the girls from the club outside of their job, because some of them study at the Universities in my city and Ive seen them out clubbing a few times and they are nice girls, not druggies either, but Im under no illusions- I know there are some strippers out there only doing it to support the habit!




Strip clubs aren't really big business except in the cities, so any strippers you find around here are BEAT and drugged up. If you go to some of the places in NYC, its all Eastern European girls they have flown in and they're supposed to be extremely beautiful, but those clubs are also tasteful. We literally have strip clubs up here where girls dance on a piece of plywood set on milk-crates. Doesn't bring in the best looking or classiest ladies, to be sure.



ouch, the place I go is high class for sure, £10 on the door to get in, drinks are really pricey, girls are all beautiful, place is very clean and filled with expensive fittings and the security is everywhere
Svartorm
5/13/07 7:45:36PM
We had a strip joint a few miles from my house that had an All-you-can-eat $2 macaroni and cheese buffet, which shows you exactly how classy a place it was.
hcazlekker
5/13/07 8:44:44PM

Posted by Svartorm

We had a strip joint a few miles from my house that had an All-you-can-eat $2 macaroni and cheese buffet, which shows you exactly how classy a place it was.



Could I get a bowl of chili with that as well?
Svartorm
5/13/07 8:53:44PM
You might have to find another strip club for that bro.
ButterBalls
5/13/07 10:08:39PM
We had one about 10 miles outside of town that was more like an old barn than a strip club. It had old christmas lights and shit inside, a real dump. Plus it was BYOB, which was nice on the pocket but just added to the cheap feel of the place.

They had some hot ass girls there though, I can't complain about that. Some freakshow burnt it down though when one of the strippers gave him the cold shoulder.
ncordless
5/14/07 1:26:08AM
In Cedar Rapids, Iowa there is a strip club named the Lumber Yard. They hold mma fights on Wednesdays. Pretty amatuer stuff.


Best Strip Club name contest....... The Booby Trap
Svartorm
5/14/07 3:06:59AM

Posted by butterballs

They had some hot ass girls there though, I can't complain about that. Some freakshow burnt it down though when one of the strippers gave him the cold shoulder.



Did she at least return your phonecalls after that?
www-WeLoan-us
5/22/07 8:40:14AM
ewwwwwwww now that is gross...Mac and cheese did they have pigs in a blanket also....Never eat a free buffett at a strip club ..
www-WeLoan-us
5/22/07 8:42:52AM
lol...booby trap is in Florida have heard of it.....there is a ranchy one in florida also called Peek -a-boo so bootleg they didnt even have a free buffet.. Of course I havent been to a strip club in about 10 years when I was 20 so they might of upgraded and got a buffet....
szucconi
5/22/07 1:48:58PM

Posted by butterballs

They had some hot ass girls there though, I can't complain about that. Some freakshow burnt it down though when one of the strippers gave him the cold shoulder.



A cold shoulder, I have never heard of that before. How much does it cost and how long does it take. Is it anything like a [Insert hilariously named inappropriate action here].
pv3Hpv3p
5/22/07 4:51:39PM
There is a club that I've never been to but have always heard of across the river in Wisconsin... It's called the Loch Ness, and I guess their 'hook' so to say is that they don't have lights in there... You can rent a miner's helmet for a certain denomination and a lantern for a higher price...

Novel idea, but I don't know if that's saying much about the quality of women in there
pv3Hpv3p
5/22/07 4:55:23PM

Posted by Svartorm

We had a strip joint a few miles from my house that had an All-you-can-eat $2 macaroni and cheese buffet, which shows you exactly how classy a place it was.



lol... how could you pass that up?!?!

There's a place down in Minneapolis somewhere that does a yearly thanksgiving day buffet... I think it's included in the price of admission too!...

I always thought that would be a sad sight... No where else to go for Thanksgiving dinner, might as well head down to the (insert funny stripclub name ie. bearded clam, etc)...
ncordless
5/22/07 9:25:04PM

Posted by ncordless

In Cedar Rapids, Iowa there is a strip club named the Lumber Yard. They hold mma fights on Wednesdays. Pretty amatuer stuff.


Best Strip Club name contest....... The Booby Trap




Wow, this came out today..... that's the place.the Lumberyard
Svartorm
5/23/07 5:02:15AM
HAHAHA! I've worked a few Thanksgivings at the store I work at, and you always get a few sad looking dudes that come in and buy a Hungry Man turkey dinner. If there was a turkey dinner strip club around, they'd probably be there.
Svartorm
5/23/07 5:04:24AM

Posted by pv3Hpv3p

There is a club that I've never been to but have always heard of across the river in Wisconsin... It's called the Loch Ness, and I guess their 'hook' so to say is that they don't have lights in there... You can rent a miner's helmet for a certain denomination and a lantern for a higher price...

Novel idea, but I don't know if that's saying much about the quality of women in there



Wow, whats to stop you from throwing a $20 on stage, turning off your miner helmet so no one can see you, picking it back up, and throwing it again later?
madmarck
5/23/07 8:51:11AM

Posted by Svartorm


Posted by Ydoc

Dunno man, I never had the urge to spend money on a cocktease. To each his own I guess.



Same here. That and all the stripers I've met in my life were all drug addicts, so I wouldn't feel right giving them money to support their habit. Same reason I won't give panhandlers money.



They arent so bad if you go to a "Gentlemens Cabert".
I dont personally find going to strip clubs any more fun taht going to a dance club. Its ok but $5 beers dont really rub me the right way.
pv3Hpv3p
5/23/07 10:31:47AM

Posted by Svartorm


Posted by pv3Hpv3p

There is a club that I've never been to but have always heard of across the river in Wisconsin... It's called the Loch Ness, and I guess their 'hook' so to say is that they don't have lights in there... You can rent a miner's helmet for a certain denomination and a lantern for a higher price...

Novel idea, but I don't know if that's saying much about the quality of women in there



Wow, whats to stop you from throwing a $20 on stage, turning off your miner helmet so no one can see you, picking it back up, and throwing it again later?



I'm really not sure of the ins and outs to it... My guess would be the broad on stage would get a little pissed, but hey, maybe you're onto something...
Mastodon2
5/23/07 11:01:21AM
Id rather be in a dance club tbh. I dunno what clubbing is like in America, not as strong as it is in England for sure, but I'd like to see how you lads do it over there. England has a really strong clubbing culture, particularly in Newcastle, which is one of the worlds top 10 nightspots.
cowcatcher
5/23/07 1:58:32PM
unless i can see c-section scars and bullet wounds im not going to the dollar bar
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