Theres a lot of obvious turn offs like an unnatural tan and turn ons like deepthroat but I'll stick to some weird ones...
-Strange Turn Off #1 ... Dumbass Women ... (Even if shes really hot it dosnt really matter, if shes dumb as dirt shes instantly unattractive to me, theres exceptions to this, like my strange turn on #1)
-Strange Turn Off #2 ... Bi Sexual Women ... (Just dont like them, pick a damn team and quit converting our girlfriends you bitches)
-Strange Turn On #1 ... Random Times To F**k Around (I guess its more like "freaky and unique women")
-Strange Turn On #2 ... Dirty Talk And Or Getting Slapped In The Face (AKA rough sex, this is more specific so its not as obvious, I'm like Leben, I dont get too into it until I get a little excited or hurt first)
-Strange Turn On #3 ... Hickies And Love Marks (I have a few, my neck has taken a beating lol)
EDIT: sounds like im a bit desensitized...oh well