How to ruin someone's life on Twitter

Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers.

"Did I just ruin Brian Presley's life via Twitter??" Uhmm.. yeah, hon, you totally just did.


Read the twitter exchange here

She's probably a lesbian.

I love the "collabo" and "divine interception" lines.

What a d bag.

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Posted by kopower

What a d bag.

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I 2nd that.....try being faithfully to your wife ASS!!!!

i thought all you had to do was tweet DancingDoll has gonorrhea and watch the magic unfold

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Posted by Bubbles

i thought all you had to do was tweet DancingDoll has gonorrhea and watch the magic unfold

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Damnit, @Bubbles! You shouldn't listen to the gossip you hear at that shady clinic where you get your Valtrex prescription renewed.


Yep, Twitter has been classified as a weapon of mass social destruction.

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Posted by DancingDoll

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Posted by Bubbles

i thought all you had to do was tweet DancingDoll has gonorrhea and watch the magic unfold

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Damnit, @Bubbles! You shouldn't listen to the gossip you hear at that shady clinic where you get your Valtrex prescription renewed.


Yep, Twitter has been classified as a weapon of mass social destruction.

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at this convo

I suppose Brian reaps what he sows.

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Posted by DancingDoll

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Posted by Bubbles

i thought all you had to do was tweet DancingDoll has gonorrhea and watch the magic unfold

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Damnit, @Bubbles! You shouldn't listen to the gossip you hear at that shady clinic where you get your Valtrex prescription renewed.

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@DancingDoll the 50 y.o. behind the counter showed me pics of u 2 going at it and he told me you gave it to him #busted #valtrexworks

i can get used to tweeting with the hashtags

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@DancingDoll the 50 y.o. behind the counter showed me pics of u 2 going at it and he told me you gave it to him #busted #valtrexworks

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@Bubbles - that douchebag behind the counter was just bitter that I didn't give him a 'follow back'. Those pics are photoshopped too - my ass is way smaller in real life. By the way - why were you at the std-clinic in the first place that he was able to show you pics??? #DontBeScaredHomie

It's because he gets so much pussy that he needs to get tested at least twice a week. Just in case. You're welcome.

Coooooold Blooded!

Damn! This was good. When I saw "how to ruin someone's life on Twitter" and DD was the original poster... I knew it was going to be some diabolical shit.

Well done Melissa

The craziest part of Brian's schtick is that it's probably worked before... what a douchenozzle

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Posted by Aether

It's because he gets so much pussy that he needs to get tested at least twice a week. Just in case. You're welcome.

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Ahhh... makes sense now. I'd always wondered why his original twitter-handle was @BarebackBubbles

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Posted by DancingDoll

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@DancingDoll the 50 y.o. behind the counter showed me pics of u 2 going at it and he told me you gave it to him #busted #valtrexworks

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@Bubbles - that douchebag behind the counter was just bitter that I didn't give him a 'follow back'. Those pics are photoshopped too - my ass is way smaller in real life. By the way - why were you at the std-clinic in the first place that he was able to show you pics??? #DontBeScaredHomie

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@DancingDoll std clinics r a great place 2 pick up vulnerable chicks. plus i dont need 2 wrap it with most of them #surprise #OnlyLiveOnce.

@DancingDoll i <3 dem small asses #MotorboatDatAss

RT It's because he gets so much pussy that he needs to get tested at least twice a week. Just in case. You're welcome. @aether #YouDaMan

The guy is an idiot and so is this Melissa chick. Honestly, I get tired of listening to people tweet about what the person next to them is talking about for an entire flight, game, event, etc...

A quick glimpse of this moron's (Melissa Stetton's) timeline and you can pretty much ascertain all you need to know about this chick. She's vapid, she has nothing to say, and pretty much everything is about her.

This dude clearly isn't the sharpest tack in the box, either. Bro, if you're an actor, you should probably expect that people can find out nearly everything there is to know about someone via the internet.

The following pretty much summarizes my thoughts: Both of these people are rather moronic and I cannot understand why this woman even deserves 25,000 followers. I mean, in all seriousness, this entire "story" is because this chick feels the need to talk about herself 24-7. Without her ego, nobody would have even heard this story, let alone cared about its existence.

Reading this girls twitter makes me side with Brian a little more here...

@MelissaStetten
Just ran to the subway in the rain while wearing a white t-shirt. Get out of my way, 1992 Cindy Crawford Coke commercial.

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Posted by jakewalters



@MelissaStetten
Just ran to the subway in the rain while wearing a white t-shirt. Get out of my way, 1992 Cindy Crawford Coke commercial.

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Twit pics or it didn't happen

@MelissaStetten
Yes, this is BRIAN! RT @Pat_Healy: @MelissaStetten Is this him by any chance?

Anyone else double take when they read "Pat Healy"?

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Posted by jakewalters

@MelissaStetten
Yes, this is BRIAN! RT @Pat_Healy: @MelissaStetten Is this him by any chance?

Anyone else double take when they read "Pat Healy"?

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kidding, I did that too

Used my entire swag all the way from being an Oklahoma boy wanting to get into theater to growing up on a small farm and trying to go back and inspire other artists. It's like our pickup lines are a divine collabo.

Oh Brian.........

Brian you fool.

In conclusion: Both sound like a waste of organs.