UFC Quick Quote: Brian Stann won't last as long as a virgin on prom night

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SmileR
9/12/12 7:24:28PM
"A stupid mistake aside, I mince Brian Stann's arse like burger meat nine times out of 10. I've not seen too much evolution in his game. He's the same guy, someone who will always be dangerous but isn't a top talent in the division and never will be. Stann has talked big about how he's going to put me to sleep. Well, that's a fact. I can't avoid it. None of us can. Brian is going to tell some more deathly boring old war stories at the pre-fight press conference, and we are all going to be in for a snooze. I was kicking arse in the UFC when Stann was peeling potatoes, shining shoes and getting called a 'maggot' by some red-faced sergeant in the Marines. This isn't warfare, this is MMA, and I'm better at it than Brian Stann will ever be. On September 22, Brian Stann is getting knocked out - fast. He won't last as long as a virgin on prom night."

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BelXavier420
9/12/12 7:33:04PM
Sounds good Bisping, I like that strategy. Go ahead and try to knock Stann out as fast as you can.
thevoodooninja
9/12/12 7:34:39PM
well i'll have to give it to bisping, he's pretty witty but he's wrong about knocking out stann fast. bisping isnt knocking anyone out fast
jae_1833
9/12/12 7:49:48PM
Good job with the trash talk, but trying to get in a gun fight with Stann is a bad decision. The only opponent they have in common is Leben, which Stann finished and Bisping didn't. Bisping should pick his shots, continuously move his feet and head to make it a long night for Stann. I seriously doubt that IF this fight ends quickly that it will be in Bisping's favor.
ghandikush
9/12/12 8:00:38PM
Bisping usually lasts longer than Evan Stone but usually because his pillowfists arent very scary......
bjj1605
9/12/12 8:12:01PM

Posted by BelXavier420

Sounds good Bisping, I like that strategy. Go ahead and try to knock Stann out as fast as you can.



Ya, I would say that if there was one strategy that would result in a sure win for Bisping, it would be to bum rush Stann and get into a slug fest.
infestructure
9/12/12 9:11:50PM
Bisping says he's gonna knock all his opponents out. Yawn. He never does.

Quite rude talking shit about Stann's army career though.
Bubbles
9/12/12 9:15:23PM
so are you going to KO him in 5 seconds?
bjj1605
9/12/12 10:18:28PM

Posted by infestructure

Bisping says he's gonna knock all his opponents out. Yawn. He never does.

Quite rude talking shit about Stann's army career though.



I agree.

The army comments were offensive.
ghandikush
9/12/12 10:27:44PM

Posted by bjj1605


Posted by infestructure

Bisping says he's gonna knock all his opponents out. Yawn. He never does.

Quite rude talking shit about Stann's army career though.



I agree.

The army comments were offensive.



He hurts all the britts with his dickish antics. I cant bring myself to ever cheer for the britts when I make almost no other distinction on nationality.
Adrenaline
9/13/12 1:17:30AM

Posted by bjj1605


Posted by infestructure

Bisping says he's gonna knock all his opponents out. Yawn. He never does.

Quite rude talking shit about Stann's army career though.



I agree.

The army comments were offensive.



The part that gets me is that Bispings dad served in the British Military if I'm not mistaken. Regardless of nationality you would think that he would regard service with more respect.

This is a winnable fight for Mikey, won't arue otherwise but he isn't finishing anyone. If he wins, it will be by pitter patter and footwork. I have a feeling he will work in takedowns alot more as well if the fight is close.

Heres to hoping he actually tries to exhange with Stann and gets KTFO'd.
aussiemma
9/13/12 4:11:34AM
man i really dont like bisping, i want stann to finish him.
bigrand826
9/13/12 10:03:29AM

Posted by jae_1833

Good job with the trash talk, but trying to get in a gun fight with Stann is a bad decision. The only opponent they have in common is Leben, which Stann finished and Bisping didn't. Bisping should pick his shots, continuously move his feet and head to make it a long night for Stann. I seriously doubt that IF this fight ends quickly that it will be in Bisping's favor.



They also both faced and lost to Chael.

I would think that Bisping is better on the ground, so that actually might be the place where he could end it quickly. I tend to agree that a quick fight on the feet probably won't end with his hand getting raised, though.
bigrand826
9/13/12 10:12:03AM
Odd comments here. Stann doesn't tell war stories that I'm aware of and that's not the approach to use unless you are just trying to get people to watch in hopes that you lose. Also, you'd think he'd want to give people the sense that Stann is top 10 so that if he beats him, he will finally have a win over a top 10 guy. Instead he talks Stann down, specifically with respect to his divisional standing. Beating Stann would put him in a decent position for the promotion to give him a title shot, but he still won't have ever beaten even a top 10 MW (I think Stann is still outside the top 10).
Bubbles
9/13/12 11:31:31AM
I'll play Devil's advocate here in regards to the army comment:

I don't think it's meant as disrespect, but more like "I have been here longer, I have been training longer, I have done more in and for the sport than Stann has. I have seen and fought his style before, he won't be anything different. Stann has not seen anyone like me and I will kick his ass and win."

It's more of the media feeding into Stann's past rather than Stann himself sitting infront of the mic telling his experiences. He has said a couple of times that he doesn't want to always play the American Hero role for every fight...he wants to be recognized within MMA as top fighter.

as for Bisping not knocking anyone out: UFC record 12-4 where only 3 of those wins went the distance, the other 8 were TKO finishes
BuffaloDave
9/13/12 11:50:22AM
I have to agree with Bubbs, I didn't really see Bisping's military comments offensive, he didn't cross any lines. He's trying to hype the fight, but some of his comments are laughable, because he isn't finishing nobody fast, unless he is throwing illegal knees again....
Poor_Franklin
9/13/12 2:32:55PM

Posted by BuffaloDave

I have to agree with Bubbs, I didn't really see Bisping's military comments offensive, he didn't cross any lines. He's trying to hype the fight



GSTL
State_Champ
9/13/12 2:41:05PM
I hope Bisping dispatches Stann in brutal fashion.... but I know that probably won't happen.

I hope Bisping wins anyway.
LightsOUT23
9/13/12 3:36:18PM
Wow, loads of love for Bisping i see ...
I would be willing to put a months wages on it that Bisping will not ko Brian stann,
But i bet he could turn his face into hamburger meat with his relentless G&P that Mayhem miller, Dennis kang, Elvis Sinosec and Josh Haynes have all experienced in the cage with Bisping ...
DancingDoll
9/13/12 5:08:50PM
I thought his comments were totally entertaining and in jest. He's hyping the fight. I think people are over-sensitive about the military thing. I didn't see his comments as being intentionally disrespectful at all.

Call me crazy but I also think Bisping will crank out a UD victory on this one.
cowcatcher
9/13/12 5:13:20PM

Posted by DancingDoll


Call me crazy but I also think Bisping will crank out a UD victory on this one.



Not crazy at all, I think that's what most of the PG is going to go with for their picks.
ghandikush
9/13/12 6:47:35PM

Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by DancingDoll


Call me crazy but I also think Bisping will crank out a UD victory on this one.



Not crazy at all, I think that's what most of the PG is going to go with for their picks.



Stann will probably parallel Bisping Leben. Hopefully I'm wrong.
Aether
9/14/12 12:05:25AM
I would've liked to see the reaction of a Texas crowd to Bisping after bad mouthing a marine haha. Too bad it's in Canada.
BigBadAl
9/14/12 7:20:06AM
Did Bisping really say "I mince Brian Stann's arse like burger meat" !?

Where I am from in the UK, to mince or to be mincing means to be acting like a homosexual male.

With that in mind, you tell me what that statement represents.
Bubbles
9/14/12 8:17:09AM

Posted by Aether

I would've liked to see the reaction of a Texas crowd to Bisping after bad mouthing a marine haha. Too bad it's in Canada.


it wont matter, Bisping will get boo'd regardless. I'll be one of like 6 people there cheering for him...the other 5 will be his trainers
State_Champ
9/14/12 8:26:02AM

Posted by Bubbles

...I'll be one of like 6 people there cheering for [Bisping]...the other 5 will be his trainers



I can't belive I'm saying this, but WAR BSIPING
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