Posted by snakeplissken
Oh come on it's obvious the special guest will be Vince McMahon and they will announce that the WWE has taken over the UFC and they have changed the main event to John Cena Vs Kimbo Slice in an over the top Octagon rules brass tacks death match from hell.
That's what I was thinking. Glad I read the second page before responding, or I would have looked stupid. But I would rather have it be Kane vs. Kimbo Slice.
Seriously though, let's handicap the possible announcements:
500-1: 145 pound division announced, and the first announced match is Nog vs. Urijah Faber. There are rumors that Nog could make 145 if he wanted.
400-1: Randy coming back, but not to fight Nog. He would be coming back to fight BJ. He has to make it worthwhile!
300-1: UFC signs Bobby Lashley before he even fights, making Brock Lesnar's signing look like that of a seasoned pro.
200-1: UFC announces that UFN 13 is FREE on Spike. Yyyyyyyyep. I thought it already was, but that's the crazy UFC for you.
100-1: UFC announces name change to FUC, hoping to move away from the 'human cockfighting' references.
50-1: UFC announces that not only will Mark Coleman go into the HoF, but all of the members of Hammer House will. Kevin Randleman, Phil Baroni...they all deserve it.
2-1: UFC announces that UFC 85 will be FREE on FOX. Right after a replay of Chad Johnson racing a horse. And before the horse race, they'll show Are you my father?
...anybody see that one the first time around? Me neither.