Pregnant by Swimming?

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Kpro
7/18/09 4:38:00PM
Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her 13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.

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hotrodttt
7/18/09 5:45:01PM
Dude that girl is a ho fa sho lol
Wallass
7/18/09 6:20:36PM
Your daughter found a dick when you were sleeping, its impossible to get impregnated this way and maybe the mom should talk to her daughter about lying?!
SmileR
7/18/09 8:32:19PM
I hope she isn't! I can't afford another kid this way!!
Why do they always swim after I jerk off into the pool! WHY?!?
hotrodttt
7/18/09 8:36:57PM
lol Kpro no it doesn't, I gotta spread the love dude
Jackelope
7/18/09 10:16:02PM
This is HILARIOUS.



breakdown5
7/18/09 10:17:29PM
That is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. I know people are generally stupid, but this is an epic level of stupidity.



scobac
7/19/09 11:32:15AM
social services is goin to take that pool for all it's worth, should have wraped it up dude!
Drudinh
7/20/09 12:58:04AM
Mommy, where do babies come from?
emfleek
7/20/09 8:51:15AM
Disney's all over this for a new movie.

The Little Spermaid
bigbubbano23
7/20/09 9:02:43PM
damn those green beret sperm!!!!!!!!
Vincent_Vega
7/21/09 9:50:15AM
Damn, I gotta stop snooping in the kiddies pool.



































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