Outrageous Chael Sonnen Quotes......From The Future

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Poor_Franklin
10/10/11 3:37:44PM
He's already the best MW ever & the UFC MW Champion. What will Chael say next?
Poor_Franklin
10/10/11 3:52:54PM
"I know when the events of Revelations will take place, because I wrote that book." - Chael Sonnen
Chael_Sonnen
10/10/11 5:39:53PM
"Hey Andy, go carry my luggage, and Ed, go make me a steak, medium rare!"
Chael_Sonnen
10/10/11 5:46:08PM
"Hey VEE-TOR and Andy, take my name out of your mouth until you show up for half as many fights as you pullout of."
BeeR
10/10/11 8:52:32PM
"The periodic table of elements is complete bullshit because it does not contain Chael Sonnen"
Kpro
10/10/11 9:15:41PM
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
SpiderSilva
10/11/11 12:09:47AM
"I'm not 0-2 vs Anderson I'm 2-0!
Pookie
10/11/11 11:01:02AM
"It's my party, I can cry if i want to!"
scoozna
10/11/11 1:05:33PM
"Waaaay back when I was in the UFC we treated each other with respect. We'd never say bad things about our opponent the way these young whippersnappers do today!"
prophecy033
10/11/11 1:54:30PM
Although that container has my name on it, its not my pee. I swear
emfleek
10/11/11 1:57:15PM
*snore*
cowcatcher
10/11/11 2:00:00PM
I'm proud to stand in front of you today as the first emperor of Brazil.
Poor_Franklin
10/11/11 2:03:43PM

Posted by emfleek

*snore*



i see what you did there
ncordless
10/11/11 5:02:40PM
"Not Guilty, your Honor."
KungFuMaster
10/11/11 6:03:56PM
I love it. You guys have thought of a few good ones. Let's see if I can think of one.

"By the power invested in me, you are now suspended for 2 years for the illegal use of performance enhancing drugs. Now get outta here - you make me sick."



Poor_Franklin
10/12/11 8:52:04PM
"Dave Chappelle left Comedy Central because I decided to focus more on my MMA career and I quit writing jokes for him."
-Chael Sonnen-
Poor_Franklin
10/21/11 6:05:34PM
wonder what Chael will say about Anderson at the MMA awards....
RJPala
10/26/11 6:49:39PM
They call Anderson Silva "The Michael Jackson of MMA", I admit he has some good moves but the difference is if he died, no one would miss him.

....(Not my thoughts by the way lol).. Harsh but I wouldnt put it past him at all.
Poor_Franklin
10/26/11 6:51:54PM

Posted by RJPala

They call Anderson Silva "The Michael Jackson of MMA", I admit he has some good moves but the difference is if he died, no one would miss him.

....(Not my thoughts by the way lol).. Harsh but I wouldnt put it past him at all.



that's perfect
Poor_Franklin
11/11/11 2:45:01PM
Chael Sonnen will take credit for the world ending today. Mark my words.
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