He's already the best MW ever & the UFC MW Champion. What will Chael say next?
"I know when the events of Revelations will take place, because I wrote that book." - Chael Sonnen
"Hey Andy, go carry my luggage, and Ed, go make me a steak, medium rare!"
"Hey VEE-TOR and Andy, take my name out of your mouth until you show up for half as many fights as you pullout of."
"The periodic table of elements is complete bullshit because it does not contain Chael Sonnen"
"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
"I'm not 0-2 vs Anderson I'm 2-0!
"It's my party, I can cry if i want to!"
"Waaaay back when I was in the UFC we treated each other with respect. We'd never say bad things about our opponent the way these young whippersnappers do today!"
Although that container has my name on it, its not my pee. I swear
I'm proud to stand in front of you today as the first emperor of Brazil.
"Not Guilty, your Honor."
I love it. You guys have thought of a few good ones. Let's see if I can think of one.
"By the power invested in me, you are now suspended for 2 years for the illegal use of performance enhancing drugs. Now get outta here - you make me sick."
"Dave Chappelle left Comedy Central because I decided to focus more on my MMA career and I quit writing jokes for him."
wonder what Chael will say about Anderson at the MMA awards....
They call Anderson Silva "The Michael Jackson of MMA", I admit he has some good moves but the difference is if he died, no one would miss him.
....(Not my thoughts by the way lol).. Harsh but I wouldnt put it past him at all.
Chael Sonnen will take credit for the world ending today. Mark my words.