Official "I'm drunk" thread.

I am currently drunk. and bored

Just got laid!!!

I'm smashed and mad at my gf, so I'm leaving tomorrow!

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Posted by cmill21

I'm smashed and mad at my gf, so I'm leaving tomorrow!

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Stand up for yourself and go!!!

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Posted by cmill21

I'm smashed and mad at my gf, so I'm leaving tomorrow!

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Leaving your gf ?

I think we might be in the same boat....

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Posted by MMAcca

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Posted by cmill21

I'm smashed and mad at my gf, so I'm leaving tomorrow!

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Leaving your gf ?

I think we might be in the same boat....

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Leaving and moving away.

There is nothing better than being drunk on a tuesday afternoon. I no its not tues but i'm hung over and its sunday. That made no sense but shut up

I got soooo hamered today while watching the Delahoya fight. Is it just me or has this thread gone stale

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Posted by Mungooch

I got soooo hamered today while watching the Delahoya fight. Is it just me or has this thread gone stale

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Don't worry...I'm sure Aaronno9 will go on a drinking binge before too long.

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Posted by grappler0000

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Posted by Mungooch

I got soooo hamered today while watching the Delahoya fight. Is it just me or has this thread gone stale

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Don't worry...I'm sure Aaronno9 will go on a drinking binge before too long.

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im seriously about to walk my ass down to waffle house right now....

WAR WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Im hella disapoitned i missed alot of the TUF finale, but i got to see three fights, and get blazed!

O>K not drunk but stoned so here we go.........fedor is gonna castrate arloski
i hate when someone pulls out in front of you and drives all slow and wont move......hold on gotta toke.....good stuff......anyway yeah so gsp is gonna throw a beating to penn and anyone else he fights. ...so if this gets deleted whatever i dont get drunk much as gonja is my enertainment of choice and I like Royce....Gracie that is. Wife is sleeping and I supposed to be at work but da hell wit it i bees gonna take me a sick day. My dream mma match is Eves Levine vs Joe Rogan and I got 5 on Eves cause he will cut joes ass. Ya think any top fighters, or any fighters for that matter smoke any weed ??? Fedor i think he is always sssooooooooooooooo calm and cool and any haters out there dont be flippin on me cause i said ,er typed that i mean cause he still kicks the entire worlds ass. except for the beastman mabye. anyway i am going to play video games, probablly some tiger woods and munch out...later

Check this thread in about 8 hours time incoherent babble

Tonight is going to be epic

My ******* phone got stolen!!!! I havent even got anything fun to say, im ******* pissed. Some people are just straight up douche bags!

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Posted by Aaronno9

My ******* phone got stolen!!!! I havent even got anything fun to say, im ******* pissed. Some people are just straight up douche bags!

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Yeh but you're gonna have fun going to retrieve it aarron

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Posted by MMAcca

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Posted by Aaronno9

My ******* phone got stolen!!!! I havent even got anything fun to say, im ******* pissed. Some people are just straight up douche bags!

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Yeh but you're gonna have fun going to retrieve it aarron

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Thats for sure.

I got my wallet back! Turns out the thief was a friend of a friend so my buddie made him give it to him then he got it back to me.

so there was no tapping any hot poon?

Ha, i just read my posts, i guess i like to swear more when im drunk. It wasnt even my phone that was nicked, it was my wallet. I guess the phone was stolen to, but that was ok becouse it should be fun getting it back

I forgot to mention in that thread i actually have a girlfriend

In my now sober state ive decided its best if I just get my shit back then get out of there lol. I think i was way to drunk last night, half the stories im hearing I dont remember.

Wasted. Definitely wasted. That is all.............................................

Two in a row. Is that good or bad?

Most definately good

I am gunna get OMEGA drunk over the holiday season

Well, im frunk again. This is the last time im drinking till the new year. I know its only like 8 days away but im sure my liver will greatly appreciated it the break lol.

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Posted by Aaronno9

Well, im frunk again. This is the last time im drinking till the new year. I know its only like 8 days away but im sure my liver will greatly appreciated it the break lol.

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Aarron you LIAR

Not a chance in hell bro.