Official "I'm drunk" thread.

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Ordep
2/16/08 2:36:11AM
I've been drunk too many times to MMA Playground and from all of those I got an Private Msg from the mods the next morning.... so I guess I'll just write here today........

I HANDED IN MY PhD PROPOSAL TODAY AND MY ADVISOR WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT... REASON 1...... WE WERE HAVING A DOUBLE BDAY PARTY FROM MY DEPARTMENT..... REASON 2....... FEBRUARY SUCKS...REASON 3.......... but then the keg was floating ....

just wanted to say that... bye fellow playgrounders better go to bed before she falls asleep
RMFG_187
2/19/08 12:21:10AM
yesterday, i stepped on a girls shoe at the pub, i turned to apologize, and my shoulder smacked her face. LMAO drunk and a half.
CornishMMA
2/20/08 8:35:53AM

Posted by RMFG_187

yesterday, i stepped on a girls shoe at the pub, i turned to apologize, and my shoulder smacked her face. LMAO drunk and a half.


Was she any good in bed then?
SmileR
2/21/08 10:08:16PM
Haha I'v been waiting a long time for this!
I'm a bit drunk from the bar and have a good story!!!

This thread is so sweet!

I was drinking cider tonight because i thought i'd be healthy! Then Chloe came over an started talking to me. then we went back to her flat for some drinks because the bar was to loud!
If we were in a room i'd high five someone because i just had awesome drink sex!!
Now i'm tired though an i'v got uni in the mornin but i might just sit in the kitchen whit the guys an carry on drinkin!!!
pv3Hpv3p
3/7/08 4:02:02PM
Not drunk right now, but thought I'd share a funny story...

We were road tripping into St. Paul from River Falls Wisconsin (not much of a road trip, but meh)

We were going to see this band Widespread Panic at the Roy Wilkins Auditorium... And I thought that it would be a good idea to pour a liter of cheap vodka, some ice cubes and some grape juice into my camel back...

My mission was to finish the camelback before we got to the show, so I figured out that if I leaned back against the seat in the car it would basically force the giant mixerd drink down my throught...

Well we got there, and mission accomplished... Giant cocktail gone, and I was starting to get a little tipsy...

Anyhow, to make a long story a little shorter...

My buddy and I were jogging across the street laughing about something, and I turned my head to face him while I was saying something, and BANG...

I ran basically full speed into a plexiglass bus-stop shelter... I mean, I fuc*in plowed this thing... Took me down to a knee... My buddy was laughing his ass off, and there was some poor old lady in the bus stop that looked like she was recovering from a heart attack...

Moral of the story?

Look both ways before, not while, crossing the street?

And share your camelbacks full of booze with your friends
hagler
3/7/08 9:40:04PM

Posted by pv3Hpv3p

War Latrobe!




Very few people are privy to what "33 " actually means.

And i could get killed for this.




It means.....TCM sucks balls!




Aaronno9
3/7/08 10:13:02PM
I just got back from a night out (its 3am over here), and im prety drunk, so i thought id post a story from tonight in here. Basically theres a bar we always go to, and tonight as we where leaving some guy was squaring up with a doorman. Naturally, we stayed to watch, and the guy turned to walk into the street and take it jacket of, soon as his back was turned this doorman hit him with one of the hardest cheap shots ive ever seen in the back of the head, which crumpled the guy straight away, but as he went down he hit his head of the kurb HARD. Alot of people tried to help him, but apparantly he wasnt breathing so there was a huge panic becouse everybody thought the guy was dead. The whole time this doorman is just stood there with a huge smile on his face as if hes proud he managed to knock sombody out with a cheap shot and nearly kill them. Soon as the ambulance arived they put the kid straight in the back and took off, so i dunno what happened after that becouse the police made everybody move away to take statments ect. Pretty event full night all in all, i hope that doorman goes down for a long time.
ncordless
3/9/08 1:29:34AM
Alright,

It's been awhile, huh baby. I am back here a gain and I am drunker than I used to be.


I gotta start off with a shout off to Tuvok.... I love the UFC but every post you make I love them less and less. They should make a Dana White style dildo for you to suck on like a pacifier.
That seems kinda harsh but seriously think for yourself. Why does anybody blindly ally themselves to an org.? Enjoy MMA as a sport, not as a fad.



Sooooooooooooooo... andyways

I have been pushing MMAPlayground as the only decent MMA forum... turns out that we have an arch enemy... some glorified MySpace page. Slickrickdafish420 is the culprit and his Denver loving ass needs to be taught a lesson.

I am now going to attempt to get to the emote I've never reached before. does anyone esle have the probelem of not being able to accesss the god damn muthafking things?
mrsmiley
3/10/08 11:21:49PM

Posted by ncordless

Alright,

It's been awhile, huh baby. I am back here a gain and I am drunker than I used to be.


I gotta start off with a shout off to Tuvok.... I love the UFC but every post you make I love them less and less. They should make a Dana White style dildo for you to suck on like a pacifier.
That seems kinda harsh but seriously think for yourself. Why does anybody blindly ally themselves to an org.? Enjoy MMA as a sport, not as a fad.



Sooooooooooooooo... andyways

I have been pushing MMAPlayground as the only decent MMA forum... turns out that we have an arch enemy... some glorified MySpace page. Slickrickdafish420 is the culprit and his Denver loving ass needs to be taught a lesson.

I am now going to attempt to get to the emote I've never reached before. does anyone esle have the probelem of not being able to accesss the god damn muthafking things?



Agree.I'm, buzzing and feel the same with Tuvok.I like the guy,but he has to be Dana White or his lover.

Anyways...I'm kindo of pissed about that I have to piss,but I have to walk up stairs to the bath room.At this point I am quite sober enough to know better,but buzzed enough to not care.Who's gonna know if I pissed my shorts in the morning?Maybe my fiancee but she's already asleep.THey''ll be dry by then.When I drink my index finger itches and i just want to bite the bastard off,but I play Bass Guitar and it's my passion,and I don't want to learn how to play without it.

I'm off work tommorow and i',m glad.
Djbb
3/16/08 3:19:07AM
im ****** drunk like i jus got back from this party down the block cause yall know im on that 845 greenway we keep it fresh everyday but yea i was like the only white dude at the party so i had to show em how we get down and play them drinkin games so yea i got some bacardi 151 and some smirnoff strawberry and some god knows what else yo i dont even know how i got on the internet its like im typin for no reason but anyways yea im bout to get some pif tomorrow so an yone that wants to chill holla at me if you from the 845. wtyf.
Djbb
3/16/08 3:43:03AM
anyone know where i can find some bitches at i need to get some head for real
Ordep
3/17/08 9:03:01PM
St. Patrick Day I want to see high participation on this thread later tonight. I'm going to the Guinness Happy Hour right now so I'll post something here later.

Enjoy the alcohol fellow Playgrounders
Svartorm
3/18/08 1:01:39AM
The bar next to where I work got rid of Guiness the day before St. Patricks Day! You know what the worst part is? I asked the bartender why and she said "Is Guiness Irish or something?"
D0wnUnd6e6r
3/18/08 6:57:28AM

Posted by Svartorm

The bar next to where I work got rid of Guiness the day before St. Patricks Day! You know what the worst part is? I asked the bartender why and she said "Is Guiness Irish or something?"



What a dumbshit half-assed sorry excuse for a bartender that is
Pookie
3/20/08 2:02:44AM
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pv3Hpv3p
3/24/08 4:17:10PM
It was my birthday this weekend... happy 27th to me, God I'm getting old...

Anyways... To make a long story short...

My Buddy Ted and I were just goofin around and shadow boxing n stuff after we had consumed a solid # of adult beverages...

And the dude just tags me with a low kick and then throws another to my liver... Sos, I start kickin him back, see... Cause I can't afford to get kicked in a swollen drunken liver on my b-day...

All the sudden, mind you he's a good buddy and we were just goofing around, the dude straight spinning backfisted me right in the f'n eye....

Now I'm a really calm guy, drunk or not, I just enjoy chilling... But something just snaps when I get punched in the face, I think it's gotta be just instinct or whatever...

Anyways, I remember geting popped, and then suddenly he was on the ground (I think he fell from spinning himself around in a drunken stupor) and people are grabbin me like I did something!!!

Anyhooo, everyone settleed down and we ended up taking a shot together to forget about it... But, hey, I didn't even get a black eye out of the deal, so no harm done, but goddamn did I get my bell rung, lol... Thanks for the Birthday present T...
D0wnUnd6e6r
3/24/08 4:41:22PM
See, I like funny stories who don't have to be full of bullshit.
"Adult Beverages" good deal
Tailgunner
3/25/08 8:05:38PM
testing
WhiteWidow
3/28/08 4:05:48AM
i can recall a hilarious story... sort of....

one of my ex girlfriends and i were out at a Slightly Stoopid concert, at the venue were getting free drinks because it was before midnight and ladies drank free that night so i just had her get me drinks all night, so while walking home which wasnt too far from the venue she keeps askin me what time it is, i keep saying i dont know i left my phone at home like 10 dam times before i gave up and said uhh i think its 2am and she says you fukn liar i just saw a clock and it said 1:20 in a playful tone, needless to say she was shitfaced but still a cool girl while drunk (A RARE COMBO IN A GIRL) we get back to the house and get busy sweatin' it up for a hour or two then in the middle of the night the power goes out from lightning and wakes us up, i light a candle and she fukn asks me again what time is it what time is it, and i have no idea nor do i care i just got rid of all my energy and baby batter awhile before so i just told her to find my phone wherever the hell it is i didnt even care i just said its somewhere around the room, turns out she had to go to an interview the next day and completely slept thru it since there was no power to power the alarm clock...... when i wake up...... i have a fukn watch glued to my wrist, im thinkin WTF is this shit about, how didnt i wake up from this? i call her up later on and she says, yeah sorry i was really pissed off when i woke up and was suppose to go to a job interview but missed it cus of you so i glued a watch to your hand asshole (SHE DIDNT TELL ME ABOUT THE INTERVIEW THE DAY BEFORE).... then laughs for like a minute or two, i have to admit it was hilarioius except the part where i had to rip off the arm hair, then shes like what fukn time is it now hahaha.....hardy har har you biatch
Ordep
3/29/08 11:59:29PM

Paint Ball 10am - 2pm = $45
late lunch with all the EcoGrads= $7
Brewery Opening Tour all you can drink = $8
Meredith's after-brewery B-day hang out = $30
writing @ MMA Playground's Official "I'm drunk thread" after all that .... Priceless


great day...
Kpro
4/2/08 12:10:35AM

Posted by Ordep

Brewery Opening Tour all you can drink = $8



This deserves its own thread!
Ordep
4/5/08 1:28:36AM
I don't know if I should feel bad for posting here every week but whatever, I just met with my PhD advisor yesterday telling her my plans and stuff for te summer and it went all good so here I'm drunk haviung fun and *&^$%& I just ordered a rcaryout pizza that I need to pick up because I already gave my card #..... anyways.... good times
otacon279
4/20/08 11:35:24AM
i'm not drunk

but i'm high as hell
SmileR
4/25/08 9:48:11PM
Spidy dance, spidy dance, does whatever i want it to!!

Haha awesome topic! First time i'v been out in like 2 weeks!
Svartorm
4/28/08 12:41:18AM
I was at metalfest this weekend and enjoyed some PBR, Guinness, Samuel Smiths Oatmeal Stout and Samuel Smiths Imperial Stouth.

I'm eagerly awaiting my hotel damage bill.
SmileR
4/29/08 12:49:41PM

Posted by Svartorm

I was at metalfest this weekend and enjoyed some PBR, Guinness, Samuel Smiths Oatmeal Stout and Samuel Smiths Imperial Stouth.

I'm eagerly awaiting my hotel damage bill.



Man i can't believe you drink Guinness! That stuff is just nasty!
You should try a ale called specked hen if you can get it.
Its really nice!

Haha I hope you didn't do to much damage with your hotel bill too!
holt8081
5/15/08 1:29:52AM
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Aaronno9
5/15/08 11:47:26PM
im really drunk right now, its like 5 in the morning here to.


Im in to much pain to sleep though, i tried to grapple with one of my buddies tonight, i wiegh like 13 stone, he weighs almost 16, i eventually got him in an rnc and he just slammed me over his head onto the road. Now ive got a banging head ache and possibly a cracked elbow. Add that to the fact the pens got beat tonight and im not in the best of moods to say the very least.
loller90278
5/22/08 3:01:49AM
i'm not drunk but ill recite a story that (hopefully) i remember with no fibs. last weekend a buddy of mine and i decide to go with some girls to a hookah lounge. this is the same spot we met manny gamburyan (i have a thread about it somewhere here). before we go to the hookah bar we hear theres a party with free drinks and free entrance, and in LA that's mighty rare. it's actually a decent party with ladies dancing and 2 bartenders. i don't even look at the women and order 2 rum and cokes immediately. 3 minutes go by and i ask for 2 "jolly juices". i dont know if its the official name but its watermelon vodka with cranberry juice. it smells like jolly ranchers, and tastes damn good. before i could get too drunk and embarrass myself, thankfully police helicopters are above the party along with many police cars to break it up. i get into my friends car and we chase some ladies to ask where they're going. they say a party and we follow them. now im not the greatest heavyweight so im already tipsy, and decide to jump in their car, flirt with them, schwoop a bottle of vodka from their car and go back into my friends car (all in the duration of 1 red light)

we had back to my aunts house to split the handle of vodka, and partake in a little marijuana sesh, just to set ourselves straight for the hookah bar. he tells me that hes designated driver so hes not drinking that much. The bad thing about me is that i dont know when to stop drinking when im drunk already so i have like 60% of the bottle before he takes it away from me.

so now at this point im piss drunk and hes putting up with my antics on the ride to the hookah place. we get seated there and we meet up with this girl that i know. they're talking and flirting and i have to pee every five minutes so i stumble and try to walk to the bathroom. i cut everyone in line, throw up all over the toilet, wash my hands and walk out like a gentlemen. i feel sorry for whoever was behind me. after that i decided i wanted to mingle so i just went from table to table introducing myself and smoking everyones hookah. there was this table of girls that i guess found me entertaining so i stayed for like 20 minutes just talking to them. i get a call from my friend asking where the **** i am and i walked back over to our table.. the girl at our table tries to force feed me the tea they ordered, but i figured if it wasn't alcoholic, im not having it. i yell something loudly about the lakers and shortly after vomited a little bit in my mouth. i run to the bathroom but theres a huuuuuge line. i try making it to the bushes but im projectile vomiting all over the parking lot, when a security guard comes up to me. i couldn't make out what he was saying, so i just nodded my head UNTIL, the urge came back up again and i vomited on his shoes. he got angry and tried to grab me by the shoulders, where i shrugged him off. he walks me over to my table, says to my friend that im too drunk and they will call the cops if we don't leave promptly. so we did. :/

fortunately for my friend, my drunkenness led my friend to get real close with the girl at our table, so we all went home, where i slept on a SCALE (the kind where u weigh yourself) as a pillow, and while they banged for hours on a queen size bed.

Svartorm
5/22/08 3:34:17AM
Excellent story! I haven't had much to drink lately, but I'm travelling with my esteemed friend Wayland Skallagrimsson in a week to return to Montana and build my house. As the name implies, Wayland is a big Nordic bastard that could drink several groups of people under the table, and I've only seen him drunk once in my life. Generally I don't see him drunk because if we start drinking at the same time, I'm puking by the time hes the least bit tipsy. The one time I saw him drunk was when we started drinking at the same time, and I was drinking hard cider while he was drinking Beefeater straight.

Anywho, he knows I only drink on special occasions, so he goes well out of his way when traveling to make up obscure holidays and reasons to drink. We got shitfaced in honor of Administrative Assistants Day last year, even though neither of us have ever worked a desk job.

Aside from being a devious alcoholic, Wayland is also a master brewer and has prepared eight gallons of mead and several gallons of wine for our yearly Somafera Gathering and Shieldbiters Cup. In short, I should have a few stories to put in here in the coming month. Stay tuned!
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