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Svartorm
8/9/07 8:26:09PM

Posted by Stickan

Update from my trip to finland.

I no longer have a girlfriend

I got a fractured arm and a lot of bumps and bruises from jumping out of a driving car trying to make a McGyver-roll. (druuunk as hell)

Met some californians so now all I say is "eeey braaah".

Partied with Teemu Selänne (famous hockey player). He didn't like me trying to talk to him all the time but I was with a woman that he knew so he had no choice.

I got stoned for the first time.

I tried to armbar a korean guy I had never met before.



Finnish girls are VERY easy. One time, I almost got laid because I had a guitar. I didn't even have to play it, I just had it with me. Unfortunetly the girls roommate had alcohol poisoning and started puking all over the ******* place, so that sort of killed the moment.

Oh, and next time I'm in Stockholm, we've totally gotta kick it. You can see how New Hampshire drunks roll.
Svartorm
8/9/07 8:27:19PM

Posted by wilwith1l

Allright. this thread sucks. I was drunk last night, and couldn't find it. I had seen it before, but like I said I was drunk.



I'm of the opinion the internet should come with a breathalyzer to keep you off some sites, and automatically log you into threads like these.
Stickan
8/10/07 7:01:49PM

Posted by Svartorm


Posted by Stickan

Update from my trip to finland.

I no longer have a girlfriend

I got a fractured arm and a lot of bumps and bruises from jumping out of a driving car trying to make a McGyver-roll. (druuunk as hell)

Met some californians so now all I say is "eeey braaah".

Partied with Teemu Selänne (famous hockey player). He didn't like me trying to talk to him all the time but I was with a woman that he knew so he had no choice.

I got stoned for the first time.

I tried to armbar a korean guy I had never met before.



Oh, and next time I'm in Stockholm, we've totally gotta kick it. You can see how New Hampshire drunks roll.


Yeah for sure! You guys also all are like "eeeey braaaah"? Or are you more "eeeeey dude!" type of people?
Svartorm
8/10/07 7:25:06PM
Naw, we're at the opposite end of the country from Cali, so we've got our own lingo. We say things like "wicked" as in "Thats wicked cool!", and things like "brah" are generally replaced with "bro", "boss", "chief", or "guy". Rest assured, you won't understand a word I'm saying.
Stickan
8/10/07 7:45:23PM

Posted by Svartorm

Naw, we're at the opposite end of the country from Cali, so we've got our own lingo. We say things like "wicked" as in "Thats wicked cool!", and things like "brah" are generally replaced with "bro", "boss", "chief", or "guy". Rest assured, you won't understand a word I'm saying.


Then I hope you've brushed up on your swedish chief
Svartorm
8/10/07 8:19:44PM
I can read it, but can't speak or understand it. I'll just have to armbar you until you understand what I'm talking about.
szucconi
9/2/07 1:11:26AM

Posted by Svartorm

I can read it, but can't speak or understand it. I'll just have to armbar you until you understand what I'm talking about.



Just speak louder
Svartorm
9/2/07 2:15:29AM
I'd rather do the armbar.

By the way, how come no one gets drunk anymore? Its been three weeks since someone posted here!
szucconi
9/2/07 12:32:23PM

Posted by Svartorm

By the way, how come no one gets drunk anymore? Its been three weeks since someone posted here!



I am drunk with power, does that count?
mkiv9secsupra
9/2/07 3:29:11PM

Posted by szucconi


Posted by Svartorm

By the way, how come no one gets drunk anymore? Its been three weeks since someone posted here!



I am drunk with power, does that count?



im drunk with love.......for jeiger and root beer....mmmmmmm
Fanboy 1988
9/22/07 2:47:37AM
todya is my best friend s sisters birrgfhg day sand she was k8nd enoubh to invite me ober.. me and me best froeidnm got drunk and were goondda ne druinge some more.. mmaplaygorund is awsomw **** yeas keep it upu shshshshshsh aahdhfgl thatqas ywak yeak me nad myt friend arte gonna drink some more yada ydad yads that was a challanhe I'm gonna play some ghost recon that game is fresh see you alalalao
Svartorm
9/22/07 3:57:26AM
I'm willing to bet he didn't do too good on Ghost Recon.
Stickan
9/23/07 6:41:20PM

Posted by Svartorm

I'm willing to bet he didn't do too good on Ghost Recon.


I bet he got shot by his own team mates for endangering the whole team.
Svartorm
9/30/07 3:40:10AM
I bet he fell down a flight of stairs and called a bunch of old girlfriends on a payphone.......and then played some Ghost Recon.
Djbb
10/2/07 1:21:01AM
im not drunk but im ****** baked. i dunno if thats really even similar cause drunk and high are two different things but god it should be illegal to be this high. oh shit it is. man it shouldnt be illegal. i mean it should be illegal to be this high cause im ****** RIPPED but it shouldnt be illegal. so do any of guys watch UFC? i ****** love that shit, i was watchin the road to ufc 77 i dunno it was some gay little 10 minute program with dana white talkin bout sylvia and verra and shit. i wonder if rich franklin smokes weed. i'd smoke with him.
Mitchell740
10/2/07 3:04:19PM
I'll be filling this thread soon enough.
ncordless
10/3/07 3:33:18AM
Alright, here it is. I just had my first good taste of whiskey in 4 months and I am ready to rejoin this thread.

First off, I just want to say that any series by HBO kicks ass. This may seem to be a lame thing to say on the ****** up thread, but anyone who hs watched The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Wire, Deadwood, Band of Brothers, Big Love, and Weeds, even though it's on Showtime at the same time knows where the hell I'm coming from.

Secondly, I just want to say that anyone who still talks about UFC v. PRIDE or even makes that part of their thoughts at all should be shot in the face.

-End of Thread-











Just Kidding, not about the shot in the face part but about the end of the thread part.

Anyways, I am so drunk right now news of Vitor Belfort has me thinking comeback. duh-dunk-tist


Seriously, there are many things that GET me. One is MMA nuthuggers. Hate 'em. Don't love the fighter love the sport. Another is Donovan McNabb. I have always hated the guy. Don't know why. And then this year because my hate has caused him so many injuries, I decided I'd pick him in the mmaplayground,com fantasy football league. The little shit has proceeded to neither get hurt like usual(so I can put in a back up) or play even half as good as he has played while not crying about how he has a boo-boo on his leg.

So cruel, yet true.

While I'm here I am going to talk about something a little strang (To use an Irvine Welsh spelling. Check out, "Maribou Stork Nightmares"). One thing I notice in life is that there are things you do in front of people for a reason. Two of those things are fight and play music. Both can be done in private and I would bet that the best varients of the two disciplines occur in such a situation. But it's all about what a person can do when it matters, or at least when everyone's watching. If a tree falls.......................



RIP DMcABEsomething or other, Sakurabafornever, Bad Santa, peachfuzz(the emote guy) and maybe a few others.




And please post more: Hippysmacker, Svartorum, Achillies Heel, Stickan, Fedor Wins, Rush, Mastadon2, Northrend, pvp3hpv3p, trapt1nw0nder, MMA, ac-gi, zephead, xthe_scotx, warglory, fedorwins1, Ydoc, Manfred, madmarck, cowcatcher, aznteabagger, Jackelope, loller90278, cmill21(even though I rarely agree with you) rcg916, kaduey, szucconi, nubby(even though I never agree with you), mkiv9secsupra CornishMMA, Sam_Rothstein, richieb19(I don't always agree, but at least you're smart), Lord_Lenny, butterballs, Jimimak, and ocho-cinco.
hathcock32
10/4/07 4:57:00AM
Marijuana is not a drug.....Drugs are the devil...rex grossman sucks ......cro cop has over a 100 fans on mmap that would probably touch him if they had the chance..if i could drink a beer with one person in the world it would be Dana White.
hathcock32
10/4/07 5:14:57AM
a was up bro?

how ya doin boss??

whats the weathr lookin like chief?

dude, man, dude,??

SoCAL is where its at......any of u from san diego we should have some beers watch some fights...straight chillen dawg. my girl is aasleep and im ready to fuc....what a bad feelin....hmm guess ill have ot drem of gina carao throwin me around
svartom.. i believe me and u would slam a 30 of Mickeys boss
loller90278
10/7/07 4:12:02AM
man birthday weekend so far is a successs, friday and tonight wre awesome nights. some ppl rented out a hotel room for my birthday to party hearty. during the party i met up with some of the guys that i did what i did in my first entry on this thread if u go back and read it i think i italicised it for the importants or something. the name is so hardcore and ppl think wtf why would u do that, but its the exact opposite. its really laid back and u can think clear. by all means im not a druggie, i barely drink maybe 5 times a year and dont smoke. but nonetheless im single cuz my gf of over a year and i have split our ways because she cared too much and i cared too little. in hindsight, thats a pretty bad thing.

Svartorm
10/7/07 4:44:51PM

Posted by hathcock32

svartom.. i believe me and u would slam a 30 of Mickeys boss



You couldn't pay me to drink Mickeys dude. Sorry.
pv3Hpv3p
10/8/07 5:57:02PM

Posted by Svartorm


Posted by hathcock32

svartom.. i believe me and u would slam a 30 of Mickeys boss



You couldn't pay me to drink Mickeys dude. Sorry.



Amen to that
Stickan
10/14/07 8:18:45PM

Posted by Svartorm


Posted by hathcock32

svartom.. i believe me and u would slam a 30 of Mickeys boss



You couldn't pay me to drink Mickeys dude. Sorry.



WHAT!? You're saying Mickeys beer isn't good?? Yeah right!
Next you'll probably tell me that Xience doesn't make me look like Sean Sherk.
Boo_Radley21
10/15/07 12:15:07AM
I just bought a goblet with skulls on it hahaha I'll be getting drunk out of it soon enough.
Djbb
10/17/07 10:29:00PM
kissme im shitfaced
D0wnUnd6e6r
10/18/07 1:13:47PM
Whenever your having a bad day... this thread is great to read up on hehe.
GTS
10/23/07 2:04:52AM
i got a keg on hand anyone wants another round of drinks?
thepunisher
10/25/07 2:53:51PM
Anyone drink Rolling Rock?

I love that stuff i am goin drink me a case tonight hopefully watch the sox win
pv3Hpv3p
10/30/07 4:41:01PM
War Latrobe!
iwannabesedated
11/1/07 8:22:52PM

Posted by pv3Hpv3p

War Latrobe!



Props if anyone can tell me what the "33" on rolling rock stands for...Ive heard soo many diffrent stories.
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