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king_katool
2/9/13 10:01:06
Posted by cowcatcher
Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.
Showered and changed now, time for round 2!
Ever seen Bad Santa, billy bob pulls it in
cowcatcher
2/9/13 11:11:49
Posted by king_katool
Posted by cowcatcher
Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.
Showered and changed now, time for round 2!
Ever seen Bad Santa, billy bob pulls it in
He had the advantage of having Angelina's stink all over him at the time.
airkerma
2/9/13 1:51:07PM
Posted by cowcatcher
Posted by king_katool
Posted by cowcatcher
Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.
Showered and changed now, time for round 2!
Ever seen Bad Santa, billy bob pulls it in
He had the advantage of having Angelina's stink all over him at the time.
And her blood around his neck
george112
2/12/13 4:33:36PM
Im starting now
george112
2/12/13 4:43:21PM
Before
george112
2/12/13 4:54:41PM
Where is everyone!!!?? POST!!
Bubbles
2/12/13 5:10:17PM
its "reading week" for me next week, I might indulge in some daytime drinking 
I might even be adventurous and roll a j 
I might even be adventurous and roll a j
george112
2/12/13 5:12:13PM
Posted by Bubbles
its "reading week" for me next week, I might indulge in some daytime drinking
DAMN IT.!! I WANT A J
Poor_Franklin
2/15/13 5:50:26
im not drunk, but i do work at a bar, so i thought this story fit here
Had the most annoying customer tonight. apparently, he's a dinner regular, but i've never seen him before, so that means he is usually gone by 9pm, as that's when i clock in & that is when our kitchen closes.
he had a lot of drinks tonight & is one of those guys that would talk to a brick wall, as long as it gave him the occasional "uh huh" & "yeah"
anyways, he goes up to a friend of mine as my buddy was leaving & decides to try to take up for a girl, who is my friend's fiance. he says, "she sure is pretty. are you going to disrespect her in front of me again?" (fyi, my buddy has not in any way disrespected his fiance, they were actually having a very nice, quiet evening, this dude was just fucked up)
my buddy says, "what the fuck are you talking about?" this dude puts his hands on my friend's throat & my buddy decked him. one punch. dude was out. both of his legs folded behind him like crocop's leg did against gonzaga & he was out cold, breathing hard as fuck, as if uriah hall had just kicked him in the head.
the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, but the KO was brutal & the only shame is that no one was videotaping it.
i hated it happened when i was working, bc i had to take care of the guy afterwards, but it's the 1st non-mma related KO i have seen in a few years & it actually got me kind of excited. my gf says im twisted, but i just told her that a guy likes to see a dude get koed every once in a while, especially when he deserves it
Had the most annoying customer tonight. apparently, he's a dinner regular, but i've never seen him before, so that means he is usually gone by 9pm, as that's when i clock in & that is when our kitchen closes.
he had a lot of drinks tonight & is one of those guys that would talk to a brick wall, as long as it gave him the occasional "uh huh" & "yeah"
anyways, he goes up to a friend of mine as my buddy was leaving & decides to try to take up for a girl, who is my friend's fiance. he says, "she sure is pretty. are you going to disrespect her in front of me again?" (fyi, my buddy has not in any way disrespected his fiance, they were actually having a very nice, quiet evening, this dude was just fucked up)
my buddy says, "what the fuck are you talking about?" this dude puts his hands on my friend's throat & my buddy decked him. one punch. dude was out. both of his legs folded behind him like crocop's leg did against gonzaga & he was out cold, breathing hard as fuck, as if uriah hall had just kicked him in the head.
the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, but the KO was brutal & the only shame is that no one was videotaping it.
i hated it happened when i was working, bc i had to take care of the guy afterwards, but it's the 1st non-mma related KO i have seen in a few years & it actually got me kind of excited. my gf says im twisted, but i just told her that a guy likes to see a dude get koed every once in a while, especially when he deserves it
george112
2/15/13 6:17:16
thats a pretty funny story. damn, where's a camera when you need one
Posted by Poor_Franklin
im not drunk, but i do work at a bar, so i thought this story fit here
Had the most annoying customer tonight. apparently, he's a dinner regular, but i've never seen him before, so that means he is usually gone by 9pm, as that's when i clock in & that is when our kitchen closes.
he had a lot of drinks tonight & is one of those guys that would talk to a brick wall, as long as it gave him the occasional "uh huh" & "yeah"
anyways, he goes up to a friend of mine as my buddy was leaving & decides to try to take up for a girl, who is my friend's fiance. he says, "she sure is pretty. are you going to disrespect her in front of me again?" (fyi, my buddy has not in any way disrespected his fiance, they were actually having a very nice, quiet evening, this dude was just fucked up)
my buddy says, "what the fuck are you talking about?" this dude puts his hands on my friend's throat & my buddy decked him. one punch. dude was out. both of his legs folded behind him like crocop's leg did against gonzaga & he was out cold, breathing hard as fuck, as if uriah hall had just kicked him in the head.
the incident was nothing out of the ordinary, but the KO was brutal & the only shame is that no one was videotaping it.
i hated it happened when i was working, bc i had to take care of the guy afterwards, but it's the 1st non-mma related KO i have seen in a few years & it actually got me kind of excited. my gf says im twisted, but i just told her that a guy likes to see a dude get koed every once in a while, especially when he deserves it
airkerma
2/15/13 9:34:22
Posted by george112
Where is everyone!!!?? POST!!
You never posted an 'after'. Am I to assume you were unable to finish all of your fruity beers without breaking your camera?
Can't wait to post on this thread at 2pm Saturday during UFC on Fuel
iwannabesedated
2/15/13 10:44:41
For Christmas my GF got me a membership to the Beer of the month club
They ship me different Micro-Brews each month and i fucking love it.I never thought i'd become a person to drink micro-brew and shit like that but lordy jesus they have delicious shit...
So far my favorite has been Coney Island Mermaid Pilsner, even the dark beers that i am not much a fan of have been excellent.
They ship me different Micro-Brews each month and i fucking love it.I never thought i'd become a person to drink micro-brew and shit like that but lordy jesus they have delicious shit...
So far my favorite has been Coney Island Mermaid Pilsner, even the dark beers that i am not much a fan of have been excellent.
george112
2/15/13 12:54:33PM
Posted by airkerma
Posted by george112
Where is everyone!!!?? POST!!
You never posted an 'after'. Am I to assume you were unable to finish all of your fruity beers without breaking your camera?
Can't wait to post on this thread at 2pm Saturday during UFC on Fuel
Haha those were my gfs beers that had been sitting for some time. I finished them but got caught up in halo matchmaking which was surprisingly, NOT fun
I prefer Dos equis. Shiner. Or budweiser. FOR THE RECORD
airkerma
2/16/13 3:12:21PM
Crikey! Paul Sass has encouraged me to injest moar beers and brownies. Come on jitsu!
airkerma
2/16/13 4:39:22PM
Posted by airkerma
Crikey! Paul Sass has encouraged me to injest moar beers and brownies. Come on jitsu!
Extra crikey! I just lost a 50 yard sprint to an 18 year old, wt!?!
Boo_Radley21
2/16/13 7:31:42PM
I be straight fucked right now sons
george112
2/22/13 11:07:58PM
yeah. night out on he town with my bro. 4 shots and 2 beers into this bitch!!! college station
george112
2/23/13 1:09:30
Post!!!
Poor_Franklin
2/23/13 4:35:59
i fit in right now
kopower
2/28/13 9:41:55
Sporting a lovely hangover right now. Went to a concert last night, and the drinks were going down a little to easy.
cowcatcher
2/28/13 9:55:17
Posted by kopower
Sporting a lovely hangover right now. Went to a concert last night, and the drinks were going down a little to easy.
Biebs was in MN last night?
kopower
2/28/13 12:31:49PM
Posted by cowcatcher
Posted by kopower
Sporting a lovely hangover right now. Went to a concert last night, and the drinks were going down a little to easy.
Biebs was in MN last night?
Close enough. I was probably the oldest dude there. You know it was a bad sign, when my group was virtually the only ones buying drinks, and minivans were droppings kids of at the door.
Still had fun though. With the young crowd, it made getting to the bar, and ordering drinks easy.
Poor_Franklin
3/28/13 5:27:16
epic weekend of drinking from friday-monday while my gfs brother was visiting town. i dont mind getting fucked up from time to time, but 4 days straight is a tad much for me, but since it was his vacation, i couldnt have him drinking alone.
2 days later & my body still hurts.
2 days later & my body still hurts.
DrivenDavies15
3/30/13 3:52:39
*Good night* 
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4/2/13 4:10:35
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george112
4/2/13 4:25:52
hahahaha
Posted by jakewalters
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