Official "I'm drunk" thread.

MMAPlayground.com » Off Topic » Off Topic » Official "I'm drunk" thread.
« Previous Page | Next Page »
hymiekooken
8/16/12 6:32:43PM
And I am not an alcholic, i am a drunk, alchoholics go to meetings....and i dont know how to spell alchoholicic
187
8/23/12 6:10:09AM
oh how i've been looking for this..

i said n my vcamp.. i said, can't got out in to the main boards, too many tinnies.


you know wha they sad? they didnt't said a thinf. so here i am waiting, preying, for LOVE
187
8/23/12 6:10:57AM
oh what the shit.. waiting for a love not a caps lock love. shit on me.
Poor_Franklin
8/24/12 4:58:34AM
drunk thought: will dana white be up all night from the stress or will he sleep like a baby after a hard day's work?
Poor_Franklin
9/20/12 6:16:59AM
long story short: i work at a bar & drank near a 1/5 of jager in jager bombs while working. i'm zinging from the red bull & the spinning from the jager just stopped. getting this drunk always seems like a good idea until the food tries to come up, then i wish i had known better. anyways, if i throw up in bed tonight, i know the dog will eat it. I'm pretty sure this is how they got the title "Man's Best Friend".
Bubbles
11/3/12 1:59:03AM
PARTY TIME BITCHES
george112
11/4/12 12:06:54AM
split a 12 pack of XXs with the gf . ended up downing 7. she's passed out. still have a 12 pack of Coors I've been saving for tonight. if yall keep me company ill try to finish all of these bitches
airkerma
11/4/12 9:03:06AM
Brownies beers and betting at noon thirty at the local steakhouse/bar where my booky is the barkeep and manager. Then after giving brownies to half of the staff, the lady and I shall return whence we came to play wii sports and watch football while taunting that hoe since I'm playing her in fantasy football this week. Boom.
Bubbles
11/4/12 11:06:58AM

Posted by airkerma

Brownies beers and betting at noon thirty at the local steakhouse/bar where my booky is the barkeep and manager. Then after giving brownies to half of the staff, the lady and I shall return whence we came to play wii sports and watch football while taunting that hoe since I'm playing her in fantasy football this week. Boom.


does she have friends? lol I want a chick who plays fantasy football btw if you haven't been watching it yet, THE LEAGUE is a must for you (and everyone else).
grappler0000
11/9/12 10:42:08PM
The Captain and Cokes are flowing tonight. There's also a Flat Tire that's been eyeballing me in the fridge. Just really buzzed thus far, but I'm cruisin' along in the fast lane.

I love you guys (no homo)
grappler0000
11/9/12 11:11:28PM
Holy shit, just watched Phoenix Jones knock some dude out on Youtube

I'm not sure if it's because I'm drinking, but that was the greatest thing I've seen all day.

But, he called quits! There's no quits in a street fight!
george112
11/9/12 11:11:28PM

Posted by grappler0000

The Captain and Cokes are flowing tonight. There's also a Flat Tire that's been eyeballing me in the fridge. Just really buzzed thus far, but I'm cruisin' along in the fast lane.

I love you guys (no homo)



if it makes you feel any better you and cowcatcher are BY FAR my favorite mods.

enjoy the night my man
grappler0000
11/9/12 11:16:58PM
All the mods are good guys, but I'm glad I appeal (probably a better word out there, but w/e) to you. We posted at exactly the same exact time...that was some weird shit. I clicked the "post reply" button and then there was still a post below mine. It blew my frickin' mind!



edit: and thanks, I am enjoying my night to the fullest.
george112
11/9/12 11:26:46PM

Posted by grappler0000

All the mods are good guys, but I'm glad I appeal (probably a better word out there, but w/e) to you. We posted at exactly the same exact time...that was some weird shit. I clicked the "post reply" button and then there was still a post below mine. It blew my frickin' mind!



edit: and thanks, I am enjoying my night to the fullest.



oh shit that was weird haha

I bet they are . just you and cc post the most nowadays and ncordless called me a troll once which was pretty messed up banned by another. tel doesn't post as much and zep its the same. hippy is cool as hell and so is DTM. Rabi I keep forgetting is mod sometimes and he's cool to
cowcatcher
11/10/12 12:17:00AM
I'm a little sad I'm sober now...Might as well bust out the emergency crack.
grappler0000
11/10/12 12:26:29AM

Posted by cowcatcher

I'm a little sad I'm sober now...Might as well bust out the emergency crack.



Crack is whack
cowcatcher
11/10/12 12:36:46AM

Posted by grappler0000


Posted by cowcatcher

I'm a little sad I'm sober now...Might as well bust out the emergency crack.



Crack is whack



Well, I'm all out of emergency ether.
Budgellism
11/11/12 1:57:07AM
Very drunk right now
jakewalters
11/11/12 3:26:32AM
Fuuuucked up on Jack Daniels and watching Epic Meal Time lol
Poor_Franklin
11/11/12 4:38:29AM
Rich Franklin getting KOed = Me getting wasted tonight. Not too wasted to post in here, but i got pretty drunk. I asked my girlfriend to describe in one word how drunk i am right now. Her answer was "significant".
Poor_Franklin
11/25/12 10:54:19AM
Mississippi State got blown the fuck out last night. So did I. I went into a tailspin of despair & got fucked up on tequila & jager. I walked home in the cold w/ no jacket. I puked my guts up when i got home. I spent way too much money at the bar. This is why I don't go out in public for rivalry games. My gf doesn't get it. I told her she doesn't have to get it. She just has to accept it &/or ignore it.
george112
12/1/12 11:33:30PM
I'm possibly going to be making an appearance in here later
Bubbles
12/1/12 11:38:58PM
I probably should have been on here last night, but I decided my bed was more important. First time I've drank more than 3 beers in a night since like August I'm always driving as I live away from most of my friends in the city (10-20 min drive), but I've saved a ton of $ in doing so
george112
12/1/12 11:55:18PM
Ok .officially drunk
Bubbles
12/9/12 2:00:10AM
fucking mother fucking Jeremy Stephens
187
12/12/12 4:18:54AM
homeboy's on his way, please don't tell my mum.
cowcatcher
12/23/12 1:28:02AM
Played Santa tonight for a gift giveaway for disadvantaged kids, got peed on 2 times, decided I needed a few drinks afterwards. Piss stained Santa does not get play from the ladies.

Showered and changed now, time for round 2!
Bubbles
12/23/12 12:22:44PM
why didn't you try being the Billy Bob Thornton's "Bad Santa"? That should get some play
cowcatcher
12/23/12 12:52:11PM

Posted by Bubbles

why didn't you try being the Billy Bob Thornton's "Bad Santa"? That should get some play



I'm too naturally jolly I guess.
kopower
2/9/13 3:38:48AM
Went ice fishing for 4 hours and caught nothing. At least I have a decent buzz. My brother caught 3 crappies, that's it. The McDonalds drive through was open at 2 am, so thatwas a bonus.
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 [18] 19 20 21
Related Topics