Official "I'm drunk" thread.

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warglory
6/21/12 11:48:28PM
Im drunk. And I received lady advice after eating hibachi, sake, Sapporu, and further beer at another bar with a very hot lass. I love having female friends I can confide in whilst drunk. Good night!
kopower
6/23/12 12:44:37AM
CC where you at???? Getting buzzed on Smirnoff and pedialyte. That's right, staying hydrated and intoxicated.
KungFuMaster
6/23/12 12:57:42AM
I wish I can officially post in this thread. I still drink but I can't remember the last time I was actually drunk.

Nowadays, I have one or two and if I feel really confident - maybe a third....and even-though I'm a light weight, that's not enough to get me there.

Maybe during New Year's Eve - I can legally post in this thread.
cowcatcher
6/23/12 1:19:48AM

Posted by kopower

CC where you at???? Getting buzzed on Smirnoff and pedialyte. That's right, staying hydrated and intoxicated.



I'm here, breathe easy boobie. Grab the fattest chick you see, forcefully penetrate her with whatever you're holding, and tell her "this shit belongs to me now". Happy Hunting!
cowcatcher
6/23/12 1:23:10AM

Posted by KungFuMaster

I wish I can officially post in this thread. I still drink but I can't remember the last time I was actually drunk.

Nowadays, I have one or two and if I feel really confident - maybe a third....and even-though I'm a light weight, that's not enough to get me there.

Maybe during New Year's Eve - I can legally post in this thread.



You're almost there KFM, so close to sexy or coherent...
Poor_Franklin
6/23/12 2:52:10AM
im drunk
Poor_Franklin
6/30/12 4:18:49AM
overheard by 2 drunk airheads at the bar tonight.

Guy: "Who made to the finals in the EuroCup?"

Me: "Italy & Spain."

Airhead #1: "I thought Italy was in Spain."

Airhead #2: "I once thought Paris was it's own country. My boyfriend wouldn't let me talk to him for 2 hours."


priceless
george112
7/6/12 11:53:52PM
Haven't posted in here in awhile but I'm definitely drunk.


Canadian whiskey and gingerale
george112
7/7/12 12:20:02AM
And so let the "downtime" begin.


Where but a few posts are posted until tomorrow afternoon when everybody is awake
Poor_Franklin
7/7/12 3:36:49AM
took off to drink jager bombs, goldschlager & tequila all night. tomorrow is going to be epic!
warglory
7/7/12 6:59:35PM

Posted by Poor_Franklin

took off to drink jager bombs, goldschlager & tequila all night. tomorrow is going to be epic!



goldschlager? Are you going to a high school party?
george112
7/7/12 7:50:57PM
Busting the whiskey back out!



Black Velvet with coke
cowcatcher
7/8/12 5:23:40AM
I had a wedding with no hook up for the first time ever. I know I'm old now.
Poor_Franklin
7/8/12 5:25:47PM

Posted by warglory


Posted by Poor_Franklin

took off to drink jager bombs, goldschlager & tequila all night. tomorrow is going to be epic!



goldschlager? Are you going to a high school party?



if drinking goldschlager to have a fun night w/ my old lady is wrong, then i dont wanna be right.

KingCmb
7/9/12 12:58:05AM
drinkin coors light and old thompson hell ya im drunk and this is the first of many in this beautifull thread
jakewalters
7/9/12 8:11:51AM
8:11 my time. still up because i was up til 9am last night. jack daniels and red bull. im irish so the red bull hit me harder. thank god im unemployed right now
Poor_Franklin
7/9/12 4:05:38PM
at a party this saturday, i overheard this during griffin/ortiz fight: "I bet every dude in this room has jerked off to his wife."
prozacnation1978
7/11/12 12:17:43AM
Sat night was first time in 4 years I got drunk in Vegas bad. I guess not eating all day and free drinks at mgm arena did it. Plus met some cool aussies who smuggled in a bottle of cheap ass vodka that i was drinking right out of the bottle didn't help. Couldn't walk straight to the hotel after the fight. But hey I didn't care. I do remember giving sonnen fans the bird through out the arena after the fight
george112
7/12/12 8:32:22PM
Busting out of the Black Velvet

Mixing with rootbeer tonight
george112
7/17/12 2:03:23AM
You guys are awesome
grappler0000
7/19/12 12:44:26AM
Word to your mother!
pmoney
7/26/12 5:01:34AM
I don't think I've ever posted in this thread ... but I am now. Cuz I'm fucking drunk.

So I leave you with this message from P$, from the drunken heart: don't ever be fake. Ever. Not for anyone, or for anything. If you are happy, be happy. If you are sad, be sad. Don't ever fucking mask who you are. Never compromise.

hymiekooken
7/26/12 5:26:43PM
Oh yea, well into a liter of cheap brown liquor, gotta shoot pool tonite on my 9 ball league, for some reason i shoot better buzzed. Finished work early today and got a three day weekend, so already feelin good. Gonna get more drunk, play pool, get some smothered covered greasy hash browns from the huddle house, sling the willy wonka to the old lady, and hit the river tomorrow with a case of beer and some chicken livers and catcha me sum catfisheseseses
george112
7/26/12 9:58:41PM
Busting out the R&R
Adrenaline
7/27/12 3:48:52AM
I think this is my first time posting in this thread???

I'm loaded up on Chainbreaker white IPA's, chilling in a camp chair on my front lawn like I own the place.

It's good to be alive my friends.
george112
8/4/12 9:07:39PM
Busting out the R&R
george112
8/10/12 11:29:25PM
Drunk right now. Rich and Rare for me. Can't wait for tomorrow
hotrodttt
8/11/12 4:55:28AM
Bacardi 151 what's my username again?
george112
8/14/12 10:02:12PM
Dos Equis
hymiekooken
8/16/12 6:30:30PM
lord calvert + blueberry pomegrante juice = drizzling shits tomorrow.....but I dont give a fuck
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