Posted by Hogzilla
He is so calm and cool. He makes jokes and brings joy to my life. Anyone else? Or is it just me?

Posted by zephead
Posted by Hogzilla
He is so calm and cool. He makes jokes and brings joy to my life. Anyone else? Or is it just me?
Dude, if this was addressed to someone else, I'd tell you'll to get a room.
For some reason the misses has been all lovey dovey lately. Plus yesterday was Steak and a BJ Day.
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Life is good.
No Kermit love???![]()
That's our day. No flowers, no diamonds, justa steak and a bj.
Posted by zephead
Dude, how did you miss it?????That's our day. No flowers, no diamonds, justa steak and a bj.
Posted by BloodandTears
Posted by zephead
Dude, how did you miss it?????That's our day. No flowers, no diamonds, justa steak and a bj.
Ok so I'm in for the steak and bj day, but does it have to be bj penn every year or can we watch other mma people on that day too? I kinda think crab legs and a crocop day would be cool too. Anyone else or is it just me?
Dude, you need to get out more. MMA is great, but damn
Posted by zephead
Posted by Hogzilla
He is so calm and cool. He makes jokes and brings joy to my life. Anyone else? Or is it just me?
Dude, if this was addressed to someone else, I'd tell you'll to get a room.
For some reason the misses has been all lovey dovey lately. Plus yesterday was Steak and a BJ Day.
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Life is good.
No Kermit love???![]()

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Posted by BloodandTears
Well I think your on to something there Bull. I cant go out anyways (untill after court) so swing by the house afterwards for the green beers.
P.S. 17-6 on the m.m. card..2nd place so far
Posted by BalledBull
I like Zephead so much that instead of having green beer tomorow, I think I'll have me a steak and bj, in honor of Zep.
Posted by zephead
Posted by BalledBull
I like Zephead so much that instead of having green beer tomorow, I think I'll have me a steak and bj, in honor of Zep.
Can't go wrong with a steak and a bj.
Posted by gimmper
I for one think that zep is a researcher and not a real jedi...too many jokes...sign of glass jaw...but you wouldn't know zep because fistica is something you dream of but never had the balls to participate in (IMO)...funny guys get beat up in my country...take your humor to entertainment tonights message board and stop faking your knowledge...your avitar represents your foolishness...you probably sit around and laugh at your own posts...then read them again and again thinking your genius...but the jokes on you...
Posted by gimmper
I for one think that zep is a researcher and not a real jedi...too many jokes...sign of glass jaw...but you wouldn't know zep because fistica is something you dream of but never had the balls to participate in (IMO)...funny guys get beat up in my country...take your humor to entertainment tonights message board and stop faking your knowledge...your avitar represents your foolishness...you probably sit around and laugh at your own posts...then read them again and again thinking your genius...but the jokes on you...
Posted by BalledBull
Posted by gimmper
I for one think that zep is a researcher and not a real jedi...too many jokes...sign of glass jaw...but you wouldn't know zep because fistica is something you dream of but never had the balls to participate in (IMO)...funny guys get beat up in my country...take your humor to entertainment tonights message board and stop faking your knowledge...your avitar represents your foolishness...you probably sit around and laugh at your own posts...then read them again and again thinking your genius...but the jokes on you...
The gimmper is drunk on sa'ke again. He gets mean when he's drinking. Please tell him gimmper
Posted by gimmper
War of words is fun sometimes...yes I was drinking last night...please find it in your heart to forgive an old fool like me...I just wish that I was as loved as you are zep...Thank you...long live the gluttons
Posted by deadcore
you fellas should hike up your skirts and run along now