Last night my girlfriend asked me to kiss her somewhere dirty.....

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Franklinfan47
10/20/12 11:54:37AM
So I took her to Hamilton!


(inside joke for Bubbs, Budge, Sparky, and all the other 905 homies).
george112
10/20/12 11:58:44AM
Budgellism
10/20/12 12:02:46PM

Posted by Franklinfan47

So I took her to Hamilton!


(inside joke for Bubbs, Budge, Sparky, and all the other 905 homies).



jjeans
10/20/12 12:40:19PM

Posted by Franklinfan47

So I took her to Hamilton!



Your doing "dirty" wrong. Check out my erotica thread for some insight

Bubbles
10/20/12 1:01:11PM

Posted by Franklinfan47

So I took her to Hamilton!


did she appreciate it at least?


Posted by jjeans

Your doing "dirty" wrong. Check out my erotica thread for some insight



Jay, downtown Hamilton is very, very dirty (and sketch...outside the actual downtown core). You don't walk down there unless you want to pick up a hooker, buy crack or stab someone lol
prophecy033
10/20/12 1:11:29PM
And here I thought you were gonna say butthole
prophecy033
10/20/12 1:12:33PM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by Franklinfan47

So I took her to Hamilton!


did she appreciate it at least?


Posted by jjeans

Your doing "dirty" wrong. Check out my erotica thread for some insight



Jay, downtown Hamilton is very, very dirty (and sketch...outside the actual downtown core). You don't walk down there unless you want to pick up a hooker, buy crack or stab someone lol

Sounds like North and Northeast Portland
jjeans
10/20/12 1:17:09PM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by Franklinfan47

So I took her to Hamilton!


did she appreciate it at least?


Posted by jjeans

Your doing "dirty" wrong. Check out my erotica thread for some insight



Jay, downtown Hamilton is very, very dirty (and sketch...outside the actual downtown core). You don't walk down there unless you want to pick up a hooker, buy crack or stab someone lol



Sounds like the place me and kpro would have dinner before a night out.
Bubbles
10/20/12 1:31:45PM

Posted by prophecy033
Sounds like North and Northeast Portland


I just assumed all or Portland was that way...they didn't become the Jail Blazers for nothing


Posted by jjeans
Sounds like the place me and kpro would have dinner before a night out.


Definitely. Hamilton Strip is also home to some greasy strippers
thevoodooninja
10/20/12 1:51:29PM

Posted by prophecy033


Posted by Bubbles


Posted by Franklinfan47

So I took her to Hamilton!


did she appreciate it at least?


Posted by jjeans

Your doing "dirty" wrong. Check out my erotica thread for some insight



Jay, downtown Hamilton is very, very dirty (and sketch...outside the actual downtown core). You don't walk down there unless you want to pick up a hooker, buy crack or stab someone lol

Sounds like North and Northeast Portland



Sounds like home to me
airkerma
10/20/12 2:28:01PM
My dad always called it Mordor when we went from NY to Toronto. There's a nice part where you go right by a landfill that will actually force you to hold your breath (spoiler alert, it smells like butt).
warglory
10/20/12 4:24:06PM

Posted by airkerma

My dad always called it Mordor when we went from NY to Toronto. There's a nice part where you go right by a landfill that will actually force you to hold your breath (spoiler alert, it smells like butt).



You sure this isn't New Jersey we're talking about?
prophecy033
10/20/12 4:48:00PM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by prophecy033
Sounds like North and Northeast Portland


I just assumed all or Portland was that way...they didn't become the Jail Blazers for nothing


Posted by jjeans
Sounds like the place me and kpro would have dinner before a night out.


Definitely. Hamilton Strip is also home to some greasy strippers

Well actually, the Jail Blazers were turds BEFORE they ever stepped foot in this great state, its just that we have REALLY good Bud here so it just contributed to the problem
infestructure
10/20/12 6:01:10PM

Posted by Franklinfan47

So I took her to Hamilton!


(inside joke for Bubbs, Budge, Sparky, and all the other 905 homies).



This joke actually works in NZ too, there is a hick town called Hamilton where all the tards come from
airkerma
10/20/12 6:26:15PM

Posted by warglory


Posted by airkerma

My dad always called it Mordor when we went from NY to Toronto. There's a nice part where you go right by a landfill that will actually force you to hold your breath (spoiler alert, it smells like butt).



You sure this isn't New Jersey we're talking about?


I wouldn't think so. I've never visited a third world country!
Ordep
10/21/12 12:56:17AM
Pics or didn't happen!
UFC_Fanatic
10/21/12 7:55:22AM

Posted by Bubbles


Posted by Franklinfan47

So I took her to Hamilton!


did she appreciate it at least?


Posted by jjeans

Your doing "dirty" wrong. Check out my erotica thread for some insight



Jay, downtown Hamilton is very, very dirty (and sketch...outside the actual downtown core). You don't walk down there unless you want to pick up a hooker, buy crack or stab someone lol



Sounds like a watered down East St. Louis. I know a few people who said that they've taken a wrong turn and wound up driving through east st. louis and said that the cops pulled them over just to tell them that it was in their best interest and best for their safety if they just kept driving and never stopped at any stop signs or stop lights until they were out of east st. louis because apparently the neighborhood is that hostile.
prozacnation1978
10/24/12 8:53:32PM
Thank god I live in a decent area in san Diego.
If I want drugs hookers or to be stabbed I just gotta drive
10 mins south to Tijuana