What would your nickname be ?

Just like the title says, how would Bruce Buffer announce you ? Mine would go something like this: This man is a furniture reposession specialist, making his octagon debut, he hails from Effingham, SC, standing 6'7" tall and weighing in at 205 lbs., Jamie upside yo head Kuikennnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!

All I know is that my entrance music would be from Final Fantasy 7

the tickle monster

"FIGHTing out of the blue corner...This fighter is a Maui-Thai, jiu-jitsu, boxing, wrestler, weighing in at 170 lbs, standing 6 feet tall and hailing from MMAPlayground USA. The undefeated... the unstoppable... the AAAAAAAANTIIIIIIII-PAAAAAANSY,.....SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZNA!"

Then we fist bump.

Bruce Buffer enters the octagon. He peeks left. He peeks right. He back pedals against the cage. With one arm holding the cage for dear life, the other arm tries to keep the mic steady. He cringes yet again as he peeks left and right again. "Fa fa fa Fighting out of the blue corner - he is a self taught martial artist with an untainted record of 0 wins and 0 losses. He he he he hails from the ra ra wretched state of California where the women are pretty but the air is ka ka cancerous. Ta ta towering at a skyscraping height of 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighing at a backbreaking weight of 155 pounds, he is the fa fa fearless, ..........the meanest, ........He is Kung "Every man's nightmairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....Fa Fa Fa Fuuuuuuuuuuu!

Buffer exits the octagon with a sigh of relief. "Phew."

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Posted by airkerma

All I know is that my entrance music would be from Final Fantasy 7

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Mine would be from Crystal Method's "Vegas" album

edit ill do it later

My last name is Dawe, so I've always thought "Glass Jaw Dawe" would be a pretty funny nickname.

Mine would be Josh "The Lord of War" Luke.

Mine would probably go something like this:

I walk out, some insane metal is playing. Maybe Old Man's Child, "In Defiance of Existence", or Myrkskog's "Blood Ejaculation". Everyone is really fucking scared, if not for the music than my crazy ass, bug-eyed prison stare.

Bruce Buffer introduces the pitiful challenger whom I will undoubtedly lay to waste. (I come in as a huge favorite, obviously) He then turns to me, excited yet hesitant to get Dan Hardy close.

"And now, introducing the champion!" (I'm champ too, which is cool) "FIGHTING!!!! Out of the blue corner! His style is OG gangster! They say his chain hangs low just like his penis! He stands between 6'0 and 6'3 depending on which gas station he is leaving!! Weighing in at an incredibly buff and attractive 204.5 pounds!! He is the REIGNING! DEFENDING! UNDISPUTED, UFC LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! PATRICK! P MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! JOHNSOOONNNNNNNNNNN!"

I win the fight easily, mercifully ending it in the first round. To celebrate I buy Mrs. Money a new mink coat, and I invite everyone to our after party at The Venetian

Mine would be:

"The Penetrator"
Because I would have an amazing blast-double leg takedown that would penetrate any defense....

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Posted by airkerma

All I know is that my entrance music would be from Final Fantasy 7

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i would definitely have to come out to "Coming Undone" by Korn

Not sure what my nickname would be, but I would definitely come out to this

Link

I recently got a chance to really answer this question.

A fighter pulled out last minute at a local MMA even where I live. My coaches asked me if I would step up and "fight" the guy in a grappling only match.

I had the announcer announce my nickname as "Drago" (because people tell me I look like the iconic character from Rocky 4) and I won by RNC about 1 minute into the first round.

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Posted by bjj1605

I recently got a chance to really answer this question.

A fighter pulled out last minute at a local MMA even where I live. My coaches asked me if I would step up and "fight" the guy in a grappling only match.

I had the announcer announce my nickname as "Drago" (because people tell me I look like the iconic character from Rocky 4) and I won by RNC about 1 minute into the first round.

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Lol that's bad ass dude! Congrats on the win

If my first name was Joe.... Momma...... easily would be my nickname.

Joe Momma Stevenson much better ring to it.

Jay, Dirty Blue, Jeans

i would only have one name....voodoo. i would come out like papa shango did back in the day, with a smoking skull, bone nacklace, and a voodoo staff.

standing 6 feet tall 170 pounds hailing from the ghetto zone...

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mr. Furious



Or the French Tickler

Jake "The Albino Stallion" Walters

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Posted by State_Champ

Mine would be:

"The Penetrator"
Because I would have an amazing blast-double leg takedown that would penetrate any defense....

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good cover up

Morphine

Dave "Don't call me David" Beland

Too many to choose from.....

The Vikingr Slayer
The Best
The American Gangster
Badass
(P)erfection
Stud Sonnen
The Wrestling Sensation

I mean, I could go on and on and on and on, etc, etc.

Just testing the new AV pick.
Anyway, my second choice for a nickname would be "beanpole".

edit:: damnit, wont let me change my avatar pic