what negative event has recently happened to yourself that you can blame on jon jones ?

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aussiemma
9/12/12 2:24:10AM
i went for a run the other week down by the bay in balmain, sydney. The ground was uneven and i bruised my foot...i am certain jon jones is somehow to blame !
hotrodttt
9/12/12 2:37:16AM
My car had a massive intake leak, #Bonesdidit
Adrenaline
9/12/12 3:22:34AM
Erectile Dysfunction
Poor_Franklin
9/12/12 4:22:30AM
bc there was no UFC 151, i didn't have a house party to go to, so i went to the bar for beer & food & watched football all day.

i got so drunk, i lost my wallet & later on, my girlfriend got mad at me for being so drunk & we argued the rest of the night.

thanks a lot Jon Jones!
infestructure
9/12/12 6:33:55AM
I have herpes #Bonesdidit...


wait...
FastKnockout
9/12/12 7:39:53AM
I was supposed to sitting at the local BWW enjoying some live fights and buffalo wings.. Instead I found myself in an unbearable pit of depression I couldn't shake without some magical brew.

Next thing I know I'm at bar on the rough side of town surrounded by what may or may have not have been tranny's. Next thing I know they're all buying me drinks, I start feeling sleepy, then I pass out.

To make a long story short I woke up in a tub full of ice in the next state with only one kidney and a hangover from hell to show for it.

Thanks, Jon Jones. You're living it up crashing Bentley's left and right while I'm in the backwoods of Mississippi having my organs harvested.
aussiemma
9/12/12 7:54:29AM

Posted by FastKnockout

I was supposed to sitting at the local BWW enjoying some live fights and buffalo wings.. Instead I found myself in an unbearable pit of depression I couldn't shake without some magical brew.

Next thing I know I'm at bar on the rough side of town surrounded by what may or may have not have been tranny's. Next thing I know they're all buying me drinks, I start feeling sleepy, then I pass out.

To make a long story short I woke up in a tub full of ice in the next state with only one kidney and a hangover from hell to show for it.

Thanks, Jon Jones. You're living it up crashing Bentley's left and right while I'm in the backwoods of Mississippi having my organs harvested.



i guess you should thank jj for the tranny's
kopower
9/12/12 8:15:42AM
I too, found myself at a bar, drinking myself stupid. Next thing I know, I'm talking to a gal that looks like an 8, but in all reality, probably a 6, in normal, non drunken life. Next thing I remember is waking up, in a bed I don't recognize, with this laying next to me Thanks, Jon

postman
9/12/12 8:29:30AM
The Pittsburgh Pirate not only trying their best to not make the Playoffs but also their desire to not make .500! Clearly Jones fault
jae_1833
9/12/12 10:33:27AM
The economy sucks due to the cancellation of UFC 151......totally Jon Jones' fault!
LightsOUT23
9/12/12 10:53:04AM
Being pulled by the police for DUI. Not to mention having a very large tree step out into the road in the process !!!
Bubbles
9/12/12 10:56:09AM

Posted by kopower

I too, found myself at a bar, drinking myself stupid. Next thing I know, I'm talking to a gal that looks like an 8, but in all reality, probably a 6, in normal, non drunken life. Next thing I remember is waking up, in a bed I don't recognize, with this laying next to me Thanks, Jon



I think I had sloppy seconds It's Jon's fault
Theoutlaw08
9/12/12 11:25:01AM
Going 0-3 in softball last night.....thanks jon jones.....prick
airkerma
9/12/12 11:40:10AM
0-3 in the first weekend of fantasy football. Guess who drafted all of my teams for me
Twenty20Dollars
9/12/12 12:33:23PM
The Chiefs losing.
Budgellism
9/12/12 1:04:09PM
I drank too much coffee yesterday and I'm paying for it today if you know what I mean. Clearly this is all Jon Jones' fault.
Boo_Radley21
9/12/12 1:54:47PM
i have the clap. i blame jones' wife
tcunningham
9/12/12 3:28:56PM
my coaches fight got postponed until the china card. now me and the other fighters have to endure another round of training camp beatings
LightsOUT23
9/12/12 3:32:11PM

Posted by Boo_Radley21

i have the clap. i blame jones' wife




LOL ha ha ha nice one !!
prophecy033
9/12/12 3:42:00PM
Tito is still yapping his gums, I blame that shit on Jones
Theoutlaw08
9/12/12 4:51:15PM
Packers lost to the niners.....some how Jones was involved. Maybe he threatened the packer DBs and made them afraid to tackle.
thevoodooninja
9/12/12 5:40:50PM
i was late for work because of this guy...

i cant remember all the details to this dream but i do remember dana calling me and asking if i wanted a short notice shot at the belt. i told him, i'm from the streets, i would be ready if you asked me the day of the fight. of course in JJ fashion he declined, saying he wouldnt be properly prepared. next thing i remember is jones driving like a nut towards me. as i jump into a sporty dive to get out of his way, i swear i seen a 40 of OE in his hand.


this dream made me 10 minutes late for work
mrsmiley
9/12/12 6:26:52PM
Well I had a gig.
The opening act 8 days before the show bailed out and so a new opener was picked out by the bar owner. They apparently thought I would be cool with this.
I told the guy,"no way." In 8 days I can't prepare for a new opening act.
What if they have a 6 string bass player and a 7 string guitar player?
Gogoplatapus
9/12/12 6:52:41PM
Pop up ads on the PG all of the sudden.
ghandikush
9/12/12 8:23:01PM
I've had shooting pains from my lower back through my right leg and up my back..... I am convinced jon jones and his personal nastiness is to blame
SpiderSilva
9/13/12 9:22:59AM
Jon Jones managed to hurt Rampage and Aldo for 153.
Boo_Radley21
9/14/12 11:55:36AM
Jon Jones bombed pearl harbour
Adrenaline
9/14/12 7:09:15PM

Posted by Gogoplatapus

Pop up ads on the PG all of the sudden.




Glad you confirmed this, I though I might of had a virus or something.

Love the PG but I'm not used to pop ups on anything other than pornhub.
thevoodooninja
9/14/12 9:32:35PM

Posted by Adrenaline


Posted by Gogoplatapus

Pop up ads on the PG all of the sudden.




Glad you confirmed this, I thought I might of had a virus or something

Love the PG but I'm not used to pop ups on anything other than pornhub.




nothing against you buddy, but i'm sure you have herpes or something
Adrenaline
9/14/12 9:53:35PM

Posted by voodoo-jitsu


Posted by Adrenaline


Posted by Gogoplatapus

Pop up ads on the PG all of the sudden.




Glad you confirmed this, I thought I might of had a virus or something

Love the PG but I'm not used to pop ups on anything other than pornhub.




nothing against you buddy, but i'm sure you have herpes or something




It's the only thing you ever gave me Voodoo


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