Musterbation: Who does it?

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POLL: Do you musterbate?
Every day 34% (20)
At least once a week 20% (12)
At least once a month 7% (4)
Never 8% (5)
LMAO...musterbate... 31% (18)
jiujitsufreak74
5/7/08 10:00:49PM
Musterbation...who here does it? and before you ask, no it is not a typo. This is a survey i wish to do for my AP Psychology class using MMAplayground as the population. Musterbation is the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done. For example, i musterbated that GSP was going to defeat Serra in their first match and was proven wrong. just a quick survey...plus i wanted to get some shock value since it is related to some other word
Pookie
5/7/08 10:02:49PM
i really dont understand the question.

State it bluntly for me lol
jiujitsufreak74
5/7/08 10:05:16PM

Posted by Pookie

i really dont understand the question.

State it bluntly for me lol



lol, i wanted to phrase it using the word. but it ranslates to this:

how often do you find that you assume things "must" or "have to" occur. like there is no other way, it is finite and absolute.

example: Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

its like u set it in stone before it happens, like there is no other possibility.
Pookie
5/7/08 10:06:21PM

Posted by jiujitsufreak74


Posted by Pookie

i really dont understand the question.

State it bluntly for me lol



lol, i wanted to phrase it using the word. but it ranslates to this:

how often do you find that you assume things "must" or "have to" occur. like there is no other way, it is finite and absolute.

example: Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

its like u set it in stone before it happens, like there is no other possibility.



oh ok then, no. I do not musterbate.
Jackelope
5/7/08 10:18:48PM
I don't think I musterbate much. I masturbate a shit ton, though!
grappler0000
5/7/08 10:34:42PM
Is that when you use your favorite condiment to lube up?
GrandMaster313
5/7/08 10:41:33PM
the way you put it i think everyone musterbates everyday.......and they may not even realize it.
george112
5/7/08 11:49:34PM

Posted by grappler0000

Is that when you use your favorite condiment to lube up?






Funniest thing ive heard all day

:

props to u for that
Pookie
5/8/08 12:03:49AM

Posted by GrandMaster313

the way you put it i think everyone musterbates everyday.......and they may not even realize it.



the way i took it was

That if you feel that certain things must or have to occur for whatever purpose. I dont really think like that.
grappler0000
5/8/08 12:30:22AM

Posted by george112


Posted by grappler0000

Is that when you use your favorite condiment to lube up?






Funniest thing ive heard all day

:

props to u for that



It's not nearly as funny when you try to explain to your wife that you have a unique case of Jaundice.
loller90278
5/8/08 2:08:38AM
i musterbate that i shall masterbate tonight while using my porn videos as master bait
89vision
5/8/08 2:17:57AM
hey, when the girl is at bay, its fair play
89vision
5/8/08 2:23:37AM
wow i just looked at the poll and alot have choosen never and the joke answer, sure when the girlfriend is around its not likely but if shes gone for awhile...cmon, or if your a woman and your one nighters or boyfriend isnt pleasing you its very likely you do, not many women admit they masturbate especially when they use a bigger dildo than most dudes they **** lol, i guess theres alot of lieing women in this thread.......cmon now havnt you people seen 40 days and 40 nights, its inevitable no matter the gender
scoozna
5/8/08 10:54:20AM

Posted by 89vision

wow i just looked at the poll and alot have choosen never and the joke answer, sure when the girlfriend is around its not likely but if shes gone for awhile...cmon, or if your a woman and your one nighters or boyfriend isnt pleasing you its very likely you do, not many women admit they masturbate especially when they use a bigger dildo than most dudes they **** lol, i guess theres alot of lieing women in this thread.......cmon now havnt you people seen 40 days and 40 nights, its inevitable no matter the gender



How silly are you going to feel when you actually READ this thread?

Continuing with Grappler000's idea, it's time for 89vision to ketchup to what's going on here. He mayo not understand the point of this thread. (sorry I have young kids, they love jokes like this).
SmileR
5/8/08 11:02:24AM

Posted by Jackelope

I don't think I musterbate much. I masturbate a shit ton, though!



As do I my friend.... as do I.
jiujitsufreak74
5/8/08 11:03:59AM

Posted by 89vision

wow i just looked at the poll and alot have choosen never and the joke answer, sure when the girlfriend is around its not likely but if shes gone for awhile...cmon, or if your a woman and your one nighters or boyfriend isnt pleasing you its very likely you do, not many women admit they masturbate especially when they use a bigger dildo than most dudes they **** lol, i guess theres alot of lieing women in this thread.......cmon now havnt you people seen 40 days and 40 nights, its inevitable no matter the gender





read the thread plz
Kpro
5/8/08 12:55:40PM
I hate Don King.
cowcatcher
5/8/08 2:04:08PM

Posted by Jackelope

I don't think I musterbate much. I masturbate a shit ton, though!



eloquently said

i musterbate pretty often, as far as masturbating goes though has anyone else been in bed with the wife or girlfriend and shes not in the mood? then you decide, "ill be a gentleman and not pull a deadhorse on her" and roll over and start the shuffle only to have her wake up saying "what in the hell are you doing!" i died a little inside the day that happened to me
Jackelope
5/8/08 3:00:13PM

Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by Jackelope

I don't think I musterbate much. I masturbate a shit ton, though!



eloquently said

i musterbate pretty often, as far as masturbating goes though has anyone else been in bed with the wife or girlfriend and shes not in the mood? then you decide, "ill be a gentleman and not pull a deadhorse on her" and roll over and start the shuffle only to have her wake up saying "what in the hell are you doing!" i died a little inside the day that happened to me



ROFL... damn there are some funny posts on the playground today!! This is the second one I've read in a row where I started laughing IRL. "The Shuffle" hahaha
iwannabesedated
5/8/08 3:11:27PM
Is it Musterbating if someone else does it for you??

Like if your boss says you Must stay for OT on a friday...and your all like man that Mother F*cker just Musterbated for me.
george112
5/8/08 5:15:08PM

Posted by cowcatcher


Posted by Jackelope

I don't think I musterbate much. I masturbate a shit ton, though!



eloquently said

i musterbate pretty often, as far as masturbating goes though has anyone else been in bed with the wife or girlfriend and shes not in the mood? then you decide, "ill be a gentleman and not pull a deadhorse on her" and roll over and start the shuffle only to have her wake up saying "what in the hell are you doing!" i died a little inside the day that happened to me





Funniest thing ive read all day
Props to u for it

wolfman
5/8/08 6:53:47PM

Posted by 40ouncetofreedom

Is it Musterbating if someone else does it for you??

Like if your boss says you Must stay for OT on a friday...and your all like man that Mother F*cker just Musterbated for me.



Good one.
F--K_Luck_AuH2O
5/11/08 3:16:54PM
I major in psychology as well, and even I didn't get it until after I had already voted. Good Job.
FrankTheTank1181
5/11/08 9:01:40PM

Posted by jiujitsufreak74
Musterbation...who here does it?[/QUOTE

I'm not sure what that is, but if it's anything like the other word I'll have to try it out.
holt8081
5/12/08 10:46:22PM
Im not smart enough to know whats going on.....huh does he want to know how many people are perverted to musterd jars.