MMAPLAYGROUND GAY??????

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Raykill
5/13/08 11:55:36PM
OK, so last night I was putting some post up and my wife comes over to see what I am doing.
I tell her I am posting on my new favorite site MMAPlayground.
She then informs me that that’s gay. I said look, it’s not gay it's cool, like fantasy football but for MMA. She says it’s still gay.
I defend the site more of course and she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?

Well I tell you a rear naked choke stopped the argument right then and there….

After she released the choke and I woke up, I peeled the keyboard from my forehead and got some of the blood back in the ole noggin. I agreed not the post around her again. Because she might have kicked my ass but MMAPLAYGROUND IS NOT GAY….

P.S. even if you are 5’11” 245lb never let your 5’ nothing 125lb wife get behind you.
Kpro
5/14/08 12:01:20AM
Let her know the truth next time she speaks preposterous statements.

"Honey, when you talk a lot if makes you look fat"

Or my personal favorite

"Babe, when you cry it makes you look fat"
Mayhem13
5/14/08 12:05:02AM
didnt she have something better to do, like do the dishes or knit you a sweater???

haha
Raykill
5/14/08 12:06:41AM

Posted by Kpro

Let her know the truth next time she speaks preposterous statements.

"Honey, when you talk a lot if makes you look fat"

Or my personal favorite

"Babe, when you cry it makes you look fat"






Thanks for the advise, I think. If I try it I will post the pictures of my new face..
holt8081
5/14/08 12:20:47AM

Posted by Raykill


Posted by Kpro

Let her know the truth next time she speaks preposterous statements.

"Honey, when you talk a lot if makes you look fat"

Or my personal favorite

"Babe, when you cry it makes you look fat"






Thanks for the advise, I think. If I try it I will post the pictures of my new face..



Ya cuz It cant be any worse then the one you already have.
beerman77
5/14/08 12:22:28AM
oh but dont cross the line. . .dont you dare put down thier ever so important my space. . they might take your life.
aaa9erh8er
5/14/08 12:22:30AM
when i was reading your orginal post and the part about you waking up came in i dam nea pissed my self from lafter. well written but i have to agree with the guy above just tell her when she talks she gains one pound per word
puppetmaster837
5/14/08 12:32:05AM

Posted by Raykill

OK, so last night I was putting some post up and my wife comes over to see what I am doing.
I tell her I am posting on my new favorite site MMAPlayground.
She then informs me that that’s gay. I said look, it’s not gay it's cool, like fantasy football but for MMA. She says it’s still gay.
I defend the site more of course and she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?

Well I tell you a rear naked choke stopped the argument right then and there….

After she released the choke and I woke up, I peeled the keyboard from my forehead and got some of the blood back in the ole noggin. I agreed not the post around her again. Because she might have kicked my ass but MMAPLAYGROUND IS NOT GAY….

P.S. even if you are 5’11” 245lb never let your 5’ nothing 125lb wife get behind you.

I was gonna give you props for laying down the law with the RNC but then i realized she did it to you.
Kracker_Jap
5/14/08 2:43:58AM

Posted by Raykill

OK, so last night I was putting some post up and my wife comes over to see what I am doing.
I tell her I am posting on my new favorite site MMAPlayground.
She then informs me that that’s gay. I said look, it’s not gay it's cool, like fantasy football but for MMA. She says it’s still gay.
I defend the site more of course and she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?

Well I tell you a rear naked choke stopped the argument right then and there….

After she released the choke and I woke up, I peeled the keyboard from my forehead and got some of the blood back in the ole noggin. I agreed not the post around her again. Because she might have kicked my ass but MMAPLAYGROUND IS NOT GAY….

P.S. even if you are 5’11” 245lb never let your 5’ nothing 125lb wife get behind you.



Hopefully she wasn't strapped.......
Manfred
5/14/08 5:04:58AM
Wait... You keep your computer in the kitchen?? How else would she see what you're doing??


Oh,, you actually let her out of the kitchen? No wonder....
Pookie
5/14/08 5:07:56AM
Don't take any sass from that woman. It is your duty to keep that pimp hand strong my friend, Keep the pimp hand strong.
89vision
5/14/08 7:00:37AM

Posted by Raykill

OK, so last night I was putting some post up and my wife comes over to see what I am doing.
I tell her I am posting on my new favorite site MMAPlayground.
She then informs me that that’s gay. I said look, it’s not gay it's cool, like fantasy football but for MMA. She says it’s still gay.
I defend the site more of course and she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?

Well I tell you a rear naked choke stopped the argument right then and there….

After she released the choke and I woke up, I peeled the keyboard from my forehead and got some of the blood back in the ole noggin. I agreed not the post around her again. Because she might have kicked my ass but MMAPLAYGROUND IS NOT GAY….

P.S. even if you are 5’11” 245lb never let your 5’ nothing 125lb wife get behind you.



.....or your a fat pansy who cant overpower someone 11 inches shorter and 120lbs less than you (depending on if your a fatass or not would explain why you couldnt defend yourself...if even a ture story) ahh letting a woman win...classic hookup trick, lol seriously tho might have to put your pimp ring on and law down the law
Broknmunky
5/14/08 8:32:11AM
Just tell her she should be happy that your on this site and not looking at porn like you know you do when she's not there.

And next time she gives you a hard time just tell her if you had a rubber neck you wouldn't need her so back off!
Twenty20Dollars
5/14/08 8:47:26AM
1st round submission.
Rush
5/14/08 10:15:44AM
At first I thought this thread was about Pookie's avatar.
grappler0000
5/14/08 1:34:30PM

Posted by Rush

At first I thought this thread was about Pookie's avatar.



LOL...me too. So, Pookie, you didn't bet on Sherk this time did you?
CantAndleDaRiddum
5/14/08 1:57:52PM
my girlfriend says im gay for getting on this site bc when i ask my buddies if theyve been on here it usually is like this:

"Hey, have u been on the playground today?" or "Im not sure if thats true, but when i go to the playground i'll ask someone".......

i dont know if i can blame her
SpiderSilva
5/14/08 5:32:11PM
Dude I get flack from my wife all the time I tell her do you want me to let you know about all that is going on or post it on here then she gives up.

oh yeah my wife thought everyone on here was like 15 turns out Im almost the same age as the regulars.
Pookie
5/14/08 5:47:30PM

Posted by grappler0000


Posted by Rush

At first I thought this thread was about Pookie's avatar.



LOL...me too. So, Pookie, you didn't bet on Sherk this time did you?



I would never.
Red-Dragon
5/14/08 5:56:16PM
Show her just how gay you are by boffing her sister in the Gary Glitter
Pookie
5/14/08 5:57:16PM

Posted by Red-Dragon

Show her just how gay you are by boffing her sister in the Gary Glitter



Eloquent words have never been said so smooth.
kaskd
5/14/08 6:19:04PM

Posted by Raykill

she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?




Has she not heard of Kara's Playground? I think that's one of the manliest sites on the planet. It's a classic.

But to further support the idea that mmaplayground can be easily misconstrued as homosexual. I was at home and my friend came over while i was making my picks. He instantly questions me on why I'm looking at naked muscular men.
Raykill
5/14/08 8:21:37PM

Posted by kaskd


Posted by Raykill

she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?




Has she not heard of Kara's Playground? I think that's one of the manliest sites on the planet. It's a classic.

But to further support the idea that mmaplayground can be easily misconstrued as homosexual. I was at home and my friend came over while i was making my picks. He instantly questions me on why I'm looking at naked muscular men.



Now that's funny. I never even thought of it like that. No really I havent...
fullfighting
5/14/08 8:23:54PM
She probably has a really hot friend who you totally wanna do, right? Next time she bitches at you tell her that you bet her hot friend wouldn't bitch if you were on the site. If that doesn't get rid of the C, tell her you want to f*** the hot friend. You won't have to deal with her again. This could also lead into a hot threesome with the hot chick, yeah! Or she'll cry and leave. Trust me I've gotten rid of 2 skanks this way and they were'nt half as bad as the lady you live with.
disorderlyvision
5/15/08 8:55:11AM

Posted by Rush

At first I thought this thread was about Pookie's avatar.





me too
Darnok
5/15/08 5:31:25PM

Posted by Raykill

OK, so last night I was putting some post up and my wife comes over to see what I am doing.
I tell her I am posting on my new favorite site MMAPlayground.
She then informs me that that’s gay. I said look, it’s not gay it's cool, like fantasy football but for MMA. She says it’s still gay.
I defend the site more of course and she says look, how cool can the site be with “Playground” as part of the name?

Well I tell you a rear naked choke stopped the argument right then and there….

After she released the choke and I woke up, I peeled the keyboard from my forehead and got some of the blood back in the ole noggin. I agreed not the post around her again. Because she might have kicked my ass but MMAPLAYGROUND IS NOT GAY….

P.S. even if you are 5’11” 245lb never let your 5’ nothing 125lb wife get behind you.



Damn thats funny, of course my wife could never RNC me as outweigh her by almost 200lbs. I taught her how to do it but then I just stand up and she hangs off my back till her arms get tired.

Its funny your wife doesn't like the site mine is on here all the time. She is just as big a fan of MMA as I am. Hell, half of my fight camp is women.
chubbud22
5/15/08 6:30:38PM

Posted by Rush

At first I thought this thread was about Pookie's avatar.


I thought the same thing
urbman
6/12/08 12:08:27AM
You got to remember to tuck that chin down,either that or try to keep the fight on your feet..
zephead
6/12/08 8:52:57PM
I wouldn't say Gay, but I do see alot of Bi-ness in here
Boo_Radley21
6/12/08 10:16:26PM

Posted by Red-Dragon

Show her just how gay you are by boffing her sister in the Gary Glitter



Haha right on.
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