MMA Fighters Inspire New Mixed Drink Names

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grappler0000
12/22/08 8:25:57AM
The Josh Koscheck: It makes you feel very accomplished, even though you are doing very little.

The Sean Sherk: It looked like orange juice...how was I supposed to know the effect it would have?

The Chuck Liddell: Your friends used to be knocked out by it years ago, but a natural tolerance pretty much makes it look like a sissy drink.

The Greg Jackson: The one that makes the Chuck Liddell look weak...no matter how you mix it.

The Wanderlei Silva: You try to be macho with this one, but it hits like a buzz saw, and you wake up the next morning regretting everything.

One time I tried to make a Chuck Liddell, but I went a little overboard with the Tequila, so like everyone else I was thinking Chuck, but ended up with a Rashad Evans.

The Brock Lesnar: After a few of these you'll be on top of the world...too bad it won't last very long.

The Tim Sylvia: It runs right through you.

The Houston Alexander: It looks really good at first, but after a couple you realize it's missing something.

The Mirko Cro Cop: You hear about how good they are til you experience it for yourself, then it's letdown city.

The Jesse Taylor: You piss yourself and get kicked out, and no one cares.

The Roger Huerta: After a few you think you are 10 feet tall, but for some reason you have followers that believe the same thing.

The Ken Shamrock: You don't realize that you should have quit a long time ago.

The Urijah Faber: It looks so weak, but you definitely do not want to underestimate it.

The Lodune Sincaid: Lots of fruit in this one.

The Krzystof Soszynski: It takes way too long to make and the only one that will enjoy it is you.

Source
grappler0000
12/22/08 8:28:56AM
Feel free to come up with your own, but let's keep it civil.
dannyfrank
12/22/08 8:33:13AM
The Tito Ortiz - you start banging gross chicks and you dont realize that everyone thinks you're a tool
DCRage
12/22/08 9:08:49AM
The Junie Browning: Too much of everything with a dash of 5 Hour Energy mixed in.
D0wnUnd6e6r
12/22/08 9:30:56AM
The GSP If you want to be invincible
grappler0000
12/22/08 10:24:13AM
I know he's not a fighter, but...

The Dana White aka The F-Bomb: It'll make you cuss like a sailor and cause you to be argumentative with others.
ohiostate1016
12/22/08 10:30:05AM
The Dave Kaplan: Makes you want to get punched in the face.
Aaronno9
12/22/08 10:35:21AM
The Luke Cummo - Tastes like piss.
dannyfrank
12/22/08 10:41:31AM
The Kalib Starnes- just makes you wanna go run
DCRage
12/22/08 10:49:03AM
The Nate Quarry-Makes you want to run around and show off like a wild monkey in a cage.
cowcatcher
12/22/08 10:51:28AM
The Tra Telligman - it'll knock your tits off



.....sorry tra, we're still cool right????
Aaronno9
12/22/08 11:00:30AM
The Igor Vovchanchyn Guaranteed to put you on your ass.
MikeyG
12/22/08 11:28:26AM
The Kimbo Slice: Strong and popular, it made a name for itself and got its own label and bought out a companies name but being so dull and singular in taste it brought down the company and the drink...


EDIT: sorry kimbo
DCRage
12/22/08 11:30:14AM
The Seth Petruzelli: Goes down smooth & easy, then hits you with quite a kick guaranteed to knock you out!
roadking95th
12/22/08 2:03:37PM
The Hendo Your old reliable. Nothing flashy. This isn't a girly drink. You just know, that after a long night of drinking, its going to kick you in the ass.

The Scarola It'll make your pussy hurt.

Hope its not fighter bashing. Seemed like a good guy, just didn't want to be in that house.
Wolfenstein
12/22/08 2:29:49PM
The Kimbo Coolata- Costs a million bucks but damn does it go down easy (Cage Potato takes credit for that one).

The Matt Serra- Putting a fire in the little man since 1974.

The Noguiera- The drink you just can't finish.

The Couture merlot- Only better with age.

The Karo Paysian- The drink that lets people know who you are.
dannyfrank
12/22/08 3:47:03PM
The Fedor - it doesnt matter how much you can take. you will eventually get destroyed
cmb19932
12/22/08 5:29:36PM
im gonna try this

the ken shamrock-makes you feel like you can do things you cant any more

*also known as the tank abott however at least the tank is fun to drink
haggiswashere
12/22/08 5:58:19PM

Posted by DCRage

The Junie Browning: Too much of everything with a dash of 5 Hour Energy mixed in.



The Junie Browning- Makes you talk too much and makes you hate everyone. Pushes you to the point where you would punch anyone if they were only in your weight class, and afterward you feel like you got hit in the face with a f**kin porkchop!!!

The Kimbo Slice- prefered with cans

The Kalib Starnes- you will get the runs

The Big Nog- No matter what you do you can never seem to finish it.

The Phil Baroni- ITS THE BEST EVA!!!

The John Polowski- You will hug everyone

The Lyoto Machida- NOT FOR WOMEN!! try and score on a chick who is drunk on this you will find her to be WAY to elusive!

The Tito Ortiz- You will be throwin a hot dog through the Holland tunnel in no time. It also makes it even tougher to catch the chick drunk on Lyoto Machida

The Wilson Gouveia- It has the potential to be a great drink but it doesn't want to work for it.

The Jorge Gurgel- After a few of these you will find yourself fighting the urge to go the ground even though everyone around you knows its where you belong.

The Frank Mir- 200 times the drink the Big Nog is

Mungooch
12/22/08 6:32:26PM
The Kimbo. It'll put hairs on your chest
higdon10
12/22/08 6:57:45PM

Posted by Wolfenstein

The Noguiera- The drink you just can't finish.




Awesome
dannyfrank
12/22/08 7:01:50PM

Posted by haggiswashere

The Junie Browning- Makes you talk too much and makes you hate everyone. Pushes you to the point where you would punch anyone if they were only in your weight class, and afterward you feel like you got hit in the face with a f**kin porkchop!!!





very specific
haggiswashere
12/22/08 7:03:50PM

Posted by dannyfrank


Posted by haggiswashere

The Junie Browning- Makes you talk too much and makes you hate everyone. Pushes you to the point where you would punch anyone if they were only in your weight class, and afterward you feel like you got hit in the face with a f**kin porkchop!!!





very specific



yes its a strange drink.........
SpiderSilva
12/22/08 7:10:00PM
The Anderson Silva- It hits you from all angles then makes you dance the booty smack dance


The Fedor- Nothing beats it
bobbydoomocculta
12/22/08 9:53:40PM
The Joe Son - This one will f*ck ya!


The Joe Rogan - UN-BE-LIEVABLE!!!

The Mat Hughes - You'll find Jesus
jiujitsufreak74
12/22/08 10:25:00PM
the Tim Sylvia one had me laughing for a while...to think he isn't the only man to sh*t himself in the middle of a fight
Aaronno9
12/22/08 10:37:36PM
The Junie Browning...... Goddamn red shirts!
nastshabast
12/23/08 1:46:59AM
Know to be said after the The Joe Rogan

"Was that Bongwater?"
SeanSalmonisGod
12/23/08 1:21:32PM
The Tim Sylvia- Puts you to sleep
The Rashad- Makes you dance around
The Marcus Davis- At first glance you think its an "Irish Coffee" but after a few more sips you realize its just American Coffee

higdon10
12/23/08 4:14:41PM

Posted by Aaronno9

The Junie Browning...... Goddamn red shirts!



Thats the best I've heard.
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