MMA Christmas Carols
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ncordless
12/10/08 6:22:33PM
Jingle Bells (MMA Version) -by ncordless
Jingle Bells, Lindland Smells
Cro Cop Layed an Egg
Sherk the Heel Lost an Appeal
and Kalib Starnes Ran Away
Dashing down the road
in a big huge UFC truck
with with his picture on the side
acting strange as f**k
Dana's phone starts to ring
with requests to make things right
Who cares if he almost killed someone
as long as Rampage can still fight
Jingle Bells, Lindland Smells
Cro Cop Layed an Egg
Sherk the Heel Lost an Appeal
and Kalib Starnes Ran Away
Brock Lesnar looks real tough
with a c**ksword on his chest
He used to bodyslam sharks
now he fights the best
How far will Lesnar go?
Is he with the right training camp?
He must be doing something right,
'cause a pro wrestler is the champ! OH...
Jingle Bells, Lindland Smells
Cro Cop Layed an Egg
Sherk the Heel Lost an Appeal
and Kalib... Starnes... Ran... Awaaaay!
Jingle Bells, Lindland Smells
Cro Cop Layed an Egg
Sherk the Heel Lost an Appeal
and Kalib Starnes Ran Away
Dashing down the road
in a big huge UFC truck
with with his picture on the side
acting strange as f**k
Dana's phone starts to ring
with requests to make things right
Who cares if he almost killed someone
as long as Rampage can still fight
Jingle Bells, Lindland Smells
Cro Cop Layed an Egg
Sherk the Heel Lost an Appeal
and Kalib Starnes Ran Away
Brock Lesnar looks real tough
with a c**ksword on his chest
He used to bodyslam sharks
now he fights the best
How far will Lesnar go?
Is he with the right training camp?
He must be doing something right,
'cause a pro wrestler is the champ! OH...
Jingle Bells, Lindland Smells
Cro Cop Layed an Egg
Sherk the Heel Lost an Appeal
and Kalib... Starnes... Ran... Awaaaay!
dannyfrank
12/10/08 6:28:28PM
funny dude!
DCRage
12/10/08 6:29:20PM
As much as I can't stand holiday songs/carols/etc, I have to admit that was quite good.
Jackelope
12/10/08 6:33:53PM
Effing hilarious!! Bravo, sir! Bravo!!
lochie
12/10/08 6:58:00PM
Posted by Jackelope
Effing hilarious!! Bravo, sir! Bravo!!
trucking awesome brother sick as
cmb19932
12/10/08 8:56:37PM
props are mega due just cuz of kalib ran away 
MMAcca
12/11/08 1:13:30AM
Excellent work ncordless!!! Best MMA carol i ever heard for sure 
:cool
:cool
ncordless
12/11/08 2:13:28AM
Thanks guys. It just came to me this afternoon and I felt like sharing.
big_timmy
12/11/08 2:42:47AM
Nuff said.
StorminYourman
12/11/08 4:28:33AM
clever
bigbubbano23
12/11/08 7:46:26AM
creative jsut isn't the word
Sledge23
12/11/08 1:45:10PM
Posted by DCRage
As much as I can't stand holiday songs/carols/etc, I have to admit that was quite good.
How can you not like holiday songs.
Do they not cheer you up??
Christmas music is the best
Aaronno9
12/11/08 2:47:04PM
Jingle Bells, Lindland smells.
Best line ever.
Best line ever.
higdon10
12/11/08 6:35:02PM
Lol. I love the opening line, "Jingle bells, Linland smells."
MMAcca
12/12/08 3:39:48PM
Posted by Sledge23
Posted by DCRage
As much as I can't stand holiday songs/carols/etc, I have to admit that was quite good.
How can you not like holiday songs.
Do they not cheer you up??
Christmas music is the best