MMA Books Worst Sellers

Just saw a thread on this in another forum, and there were some pretty funny names that had me chuckling...anyways here's a few...

Tank Abbot: The Fighter's Diet
Build a Better Vocabulary, by Dana White
The Ulitimate Cardio Workout by BJ Penn
"Flying Knees for dummies"- Andrei Arlovski
"Bob and Weave: Boxing defensive Techniques" - Big Nog
Staying Drug Free - Kimo Leopoldo
"The hidden secrets of BJJ" -Houston Alexander
Engaging Your Opponent by Kalib Starnes, Illustrations by Nick Serra

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How about

In Ring Acrobatics: A Tutorial, by Dokonjonosuke Mishima foreword by Georges "Rush" St. Pierre





edit: I couldn't find it, but here is where I was going to put the GSP backflip fail

prose and poetry - tito ortiz.

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Posted by mikevolz

prose and poetry - tito ortiz.

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"How to Win Friends and Influence People" Tim Sylvia

"The Ross Clifton Diet" Ross Clifton

"7 Habits of Highly Addicted People" Karo Parisyan, with Foreward by Paulo Fihlo

"If I Did It (Grease, That Is)" Georges St. Pierre

"The Hobbit" Manny Gamburyan

"The Wealth of Nations" Gary Shaw

"Rogan's Guide to Punctuation" Joe Rogan

"Stress Relief and Relaxation Techniques" Junie Browning

"Mac's Big Book of BBQ" Mac Danzig

"Taking Care of Your Teeth" Josh Neer

Current Bestseller Titles:
"The Associate" Marc Ratner

"Run for Your Life" Kalib Starnes

"Bone Crossed" Corey Hill

"The Host" Mike Goldberg

"True Colors" Marc Coleman

"A Slobbering Love Affair" Gabe Kaplan & Tom Lawlor

how bout this

"pretending your about honor and respect" by randy couture

" Gracefully accepting losing " by bj penn

" Facing your fears " by kj noons

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Posted by Jackelope

!!!!!!!!!!

How about

In Ring Acrobatics: A Tutorial, by Dokonjonosuke Mishima foreword by Georges "Rush" St. Pierre





edit: I couldn't find it, but here is where I was going to put the GSP backflip fail

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Wow. Look at where the trophy is positioned. If he had flipped a big further his nut sack would be ruined...

Frag Trigg- The Art of the Rear Naked Choke Defense

"Weight Cutting 101" -Gabe Ruediger

"The Finisher" -Karo Parisyan

"The Pre-Fight Entrance Technique Guide" -Cheick Kongo *Preferred song selection section by Carlos Newton.

"3 easy steps to a painless retirement" A preperation guide by Ken Shamrock

"Seizing opportunities" A guide on how to not screw up on your path to success -Noah Inhoefer, with foreward by Travis Lutter

Making friends by Junie Browning
Defending Armbars by CB Dollaway (with an afterword about never tapping out early)
Paving your own road by Kim Couture
Healthy and Natural guide to weight loss by Thiago Alves
Safe Driving Habits by Quinton Jackson
My long road to the title by Brock Lesnar
Becoming popular by just pure talent by Gina Carano
Popular haircuts of the modern day by Amir Sadollah
D.A.R.E manual by Nick Diaz and Melvin Guillard

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Posted by hotrodttt

Frag Trigg- The Art of the Rear Naked Choke Defense

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to be fair to frank he did demonstrate rnc defence in his fight with Jason miller

Not all jokes are in the same vein, but here i go.

How to get two Ko's in one fight - Andy Hug
My Humble Career - Genki Sudo
The finer points of the butt drop - Mark Hunt
I came the closest - Kazuyuki Fujita
Useful Pro Wrestling Moves - Alexander Otsuka
Fighting Fair - Branko Cikatic
How to use the new Pride rules to your advantage - Saku
Using power naps effectively during fights - Ricardo Arona
Always a highlight -Wanderlei Silva
I let my fists do the talking - Phil Baroni
Quit while you're ahead - Randy Couture
The most dangerous man in the world - Ken Shamrock
Brotherly Love - The Shamrocks
Learn to talk trash like Ali - Fedor Emelianenko
What goes on in the intesive care ward - Francisco Bueno
Avoiding kness - Masakazu Imanari
From champ to toy boy - Tito Ortiz
Wrestling Cattle - Don Frye
Backyards and Carparks - Kimbo Slice
How tastes my pee pee pee - Andre Arlovski
LATEST WORST SELLER: "You can't knock me out" - Dave Kaplan

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Posted by haggiswashere

Safe Driving Habits by Quinton Jackson
My long road to the title by Brock Lesnar

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Classic

"over hyped" pride fighters

"TACTICS: Modern game-planning for MMA" - Thiago Silva

"ACCESS: Visas and Licensing made easy" - Aleksander Emelianenko

"Financial Security: Finish your fighting career comfortably before 40!" -Pat Miletich

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Posted by bigbubbano23

"over hyped" pride fighters

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Who can beat Fedor-No one who's held the UFC HW title.

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Posted by cmill21

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Posted by bigbubbano23

"over hyped" pride fighters

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Who can beat Fedor-No one who's held the UFC HW title.

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you mean no one


buissnes tactics and the art of negotiation-fedor

finishing fights for dummies by kenny florian

"How to Follow Fashion" - Shinya Aoki
"The Art of Evasion" - Chris Leben
"How I Stayed Clean" - Ricco Rodriguez
"Brawling: The Advantages of Wild Striking" - Anderson Silva
"How to Gain the Respect of the Thai" - Jon "Ooh Ahh" Fitch

Mustache Rides: By Dan Severn foreword by the late Freddie Mercury.

A Guide To Mens Fashion - Akihiro Gono

cutting weight By Gabe Ruediger

"Let's keep it clean" by Cheick Kongo Illustrations by Gilbert Yvel

"Following the Gameplan" by Andy Wang

"Fiscally Responsible" by Mike Tyson

How to physicaly hide steroid use - Royce Gracie

Raise your hands in the air - Chuck Liddell

How to pick up chicks - Wanderlei Silva

Passing the guard- Kevin Randlemen

Finding Fedor-Dana White

" Honorable combat and following the rules " by Mike Kyle

"Baby Steps" - Hong Man Choi

"Marriage Counseling 101" - Randy Couture

"My Girl" - Joe Scarola

"Just Say No" - Paulo Fihlo

"How To Be Boring, Perfect, A World Champion, And Make A Mean Glass Of Lemonade" by Ryoto (Lyoto) Machida.

"Public Speaking for Professional Athletes" - Anderson Silva (Translated by Ed Soares)

The Truth Shall Set You Free - Marlon Simms

Never Back Down - KJ Noons

The Kite Runner - Kalib Starnes

Cents & Sensibility - Randy Couture