Miami New Times Rips MMA.... Calls it "Gay"

"A trio of women in their midtwenties is huddled in a dark booth in a corner of Gatsby's (8575 SW 124th Ave., Miami, 305-412-2220). Most of the bar is amped, but these women sit far from all the beer and chest pounding. Staring quietly at a cartoonish Britto-inspired mural, they curl their stiff fingers around the stems of sweating martini glasses.

Our husbands forced us to come," says a mousy blonde with the stylized Hispanic accent you find only in Miami's suburbs.

On a gargantuan screen, two fighters roll around on the floor, twisting each another into a knot of slippery, glistening flesh. One wraps his muscular legs around his opponent's rippled waist. It's the Ultimate Fighting Championship — "human cockfighting" to John McCain, and one of the most popular things on cable.

"It's gay," all three women say as they roll their eyes in unison.


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This isn't even worth being posted!

i've heard people call mma gay. that's usually when i step in and do a flying arm bar on them. they change their tune rather quickly.

pretty sure no one cares about three snotty bitchs opinions on MMA!!!!!! most people that call it gay are people that have absolutely no idea what is going on....

I guess this is the reason why this guy isn't writing for the Miami Herald.

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Posted by xphycorx

i've heard people call mma gay. that's usually when i step in and do a flying arm bar on them. they change their tune rather quickly.

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I'd love to see that! I also can't stand it when I hear people say, "Ground fighting is gay" or, "It looks like they're humping each other".

damn butt ugly rug munchers

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Posted by bigbubbano23

damn butt ugly rug munchers

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That is almost certainly 110% FACT

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Posted by MMAcca

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Posted by bigbubbano23

damn butt ugly rug munchers

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That is almost certainly 110% FACT

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Lesbians are cool, they like and fight in MMA. Its dried up flappy downstairs beer belly stretch mark boobed straight girls who say stuff like that.

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Posted by clintjack

This isn't even worth being posted!

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agreed, its clearly an attack on males and not mma, she's just weak and likely got dumped because of her snot nosed attitude and ignorance. we dont care about her opinion as much as she doesn't care about ours, so please keep the news to NEWS and not bitter bitching. cheers.

yeah well obviously three bimbos are going to call something "gay" if it distracts attention from their plastic surgery.

Bimbo's and drunks at the bar commenting on MMA. Man it just had the makings of some fascinating analytical opinions. What a shame.

This story is completely made up.

If this guy was actually in a bar calling MMA gay, he would be beat up so fast he wouldn't remember being there.

The writer is probably some guy that thought he was tough until he went to a gym and got clobbered by somebody half his size.

who cares what those girls think, theres always gonna be people who have something bad to say about mma, you kinda just gotta let it roll off your cxhest because its never gonna stop.

theres a reason this guy is writing for a newspaper so obscure they allow the term circle jerk in the paper.

drunk girls talking crap about something

very surprising

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Posted by xphycorx

i've heard people call mma gay. that's usually when i step in and do a flying arm bar on them. they change their tune rather quickly.

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I hear ya, usually I'll go with the gogplata, that gets them all confused.

Should have let the women at home to do the dishes and the laundry anyways.