What would be your method to beat fedor

my method would be to try and survive if i even make it past round 1 that would be awesome

Hit him in the nutts with a baseball bat, and run off screaming like a little girl.

I think that would be my method to any good mma fighter haha! Or better yet not pick a fight with them ever :P

I would just try to go down swing,(like I thought I had a shot.) If you are going to go down you might as well try to make it look good.

Try to cut him... probably your only chance.

gun...


or poison.

Or a combination of the two.

definitely landmines hidden under the ring

...might slow him down at least

Throw my water bottle at Russian president Pooten, he would be sitting ring side, while he wasn't looking. When the Russain army is looking for who threw the bottle I point at Fedor. I know it is a long shot, but it is my only chance.

sneaky ass illegal blows then a windmill kick to the face?

get him messed up on vodka, no wait that does not phase russians, ok better yet saki, then a ridge hand.... wait, flying ridgehand to the adams apple.... omg im a genius

There is no method to beat fedor, guys, come on u no that...

Lord_Lenny -----landmines hidden under the ring




Landmines......Brilliant!


Brilliant!

I will probably call an air strike.

I may die in the process but fedor will probably go down with me.

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Posted by rcg916

gun...


or poison.

Or a combination of the two.

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Ask Mirko, Wandelei, and ummmm Hunt to come with me. Hunt would take the punishment, Wandy would throw wild bombs and Mirko would finish him with a high kick, then when he was down i'd hop in and punch him once and go into hiding.

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Posted by Lord_Lenny

definitely landmines hidden under the ring

...might slow him down at least

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lol it would probably just piss him off

Call an ion cannon strike from outer space. I know it wouldn't work.

Cryptonite?

Dip him in molten metal!

as of right now the only way i see him losing is if he gets cut. because he seems to cut easy if you catch him. but other then that good luck trying to beat that monster.

In all seriousness, I think the best chance of beating him would be if/when he fights in the cage. If a good wrestler, like couture, takes him down and pushes him against the fence to immobilize him, it could be interesting. Not saying it would happen, but I would say it's the best chance.

but when you have him on the fence you'll have to move and throw some shots...when you do that I could see fedor finding a weird way out and getting on top...then unleashing a gnp the UFC world has never seen. I think he's to good right now.

Maybe run him down in a monster truck the day before the fight. Or cut off both his legs and his arm, that might make it close to fair.

T1000.


In all fairness, I think the only chances is a punchers chance. He's held his own on the ground against Nog and Coleman, stood up with Semmy Schilt, Gary Goodridge, Crocop, Fujita and others.....someone is just going to have to catch him like Fujita almost did, and capitolize on that.

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Posted by ButterBalls

T1000.


In all fairness, I think the only chances is a punchers chance. He's held his own on the ground against Nog and Coleman, stood up with Semmy Schilt, Gary Goodridge, Crocop, Fujita and others.....someone is just going to have to catch him like Fujita almost did, and capitolize on that.

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After Randleman dropping him on his head only proved to be a minor inconvenience to that guy, Im not sure what will have to happen. A cut, more than likely... And Fedor will kill said fighter in the rematch, lol

I think to beat him you would have to have "watched a lot of dvds".
here's why

Have Reggie Warren attack him in the locker room prior to the fight and wear him down.

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Posted by Lord_Lenny

definitely landmines hidden under the ring

...might slow him down at least

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fedor after the landmines..

ha

Bring tim sylvia with me to distract fedor. then sneak up behind him with a tazer gun, brass knuckles, a louisville slugger, a wild wildebeast, and a bottle of olive oil.

here's what would happen. he is looking at sylvia the whole time. I go behind his and pour olive oil on the the mat, so It is slippery. then have the wildebeast stand behind him. I tazer fedor to piss him off. hit him in the nuts with the brass knucks. then take his knees out with the louisville slugger. then sylvia pushes fedor backwards so fedor slips on the olive oil and trips backwards over the wildebeast. then once he is down I land a huge soccer kick to the noggin (Wich will probably break my foot). so fedor will be ko'd then just for the hell of it I would hit sylvia with the louisville slugger also.

He may be tickle-ish!!! if not poke him in the eyes or sum shit like that!