When the bell rings Fedors cyborg instincts kick in and he targets the man who stole his p4p title Anderson Silva.
Silva, using his enormous forehead's magical powers, beckons all the guard dogs in a 3 mile radius to the ring. Unfortunately Bj Penn and his family eat all of them. Exhausted from his telepathic escapades Silva targets Penn out of spite. But before he gets to him Fedor leaps on him and applies a Spinning Tornado Powerbomb (A move taught by his new trainer and mentor Zangief).
nog and rampage get into a tussle. Rampage is landing hard rights at will, but out of nowhere Nog taps the x button on his nintendo controller really really fast and electrocutes him, forcing rampage to tap out
^ To give a rough estimate.
Gsp and Bj face off in a revenge match. bj breaks his nose again, and is quickly taken down. But unfortunately the blood is detected by fedor's sensors and he quickly identifies "GSP". He then applies some ground and pound that can only accuarately be described as a "Fatality".
Nog then Hurls himself through the air in a cannon ball motion at fedor. Unfortunately fedor expected this to come and counters with his tornado spinning backfist attack.
Nog tries to Counter with an inverted flying armbar, but fedor reverses it into a reverse gogoplata/arm triangle which causes nog to die. Becuase he refuses to tap for anyone.
The last 2 Standing Fedor and Bj penn size each other up for a good .032 seconds before starting their epic battle. Fedor teleports himself above penn and lands a flying elbow to the back of bj's head. But Penn's Samoan chin doesnt register the pain....
Suddenly Brock lesnar enters the cage, OMG ONOZ!!!! but before he can attempt a takedown he gets stunnered by the surprise guest referee stone cold steve austin. Austin then proceeds to get drunk and boo because thats what crowds like to do for now apparent reason or cause.
... Penn push kicks fedor away, successfully. But then stops moving.
Fedor's eyes cant detect Penn anymore, as he can only pickup movement.
Penn starts charging up his chi until a huge blue fireball shoots from his hands and blasts fedor into oblivion. except not into oblivion, but rather a few feet away. fedor gets up from the viscous blow but the fight is stopped. The fireball caused a cut on fedor's face, and its bleeding uncontrollably.
BJ PENN IS THE VICTOR!!!!!
The crowd goes wild!!!!!!!