Posted by hippysmacker
The first time I saw Edie Murphy" delirious" is still the hardest I have ever laughed. Me and all the friends rented it on my 13th birthday. We kept having to rewind the VHS becuase we were all laughing so hard, so it took over 3 hours to watch . A 1000 comics bit off his style after that.
(Eddie) A bear and a rabbit are taking a s*** in the woods and the bear turns to the rabbit and says "excuse me, do you ever have problems with s*** sticking to your fur?" the rabbit said No, so the bear whipped his ass with the rabbit.
(Eddie) He said "is this your bag?" I said YEAH ITS MY BAG F**** BAG...WHY MUTHAF****? A BLACK MAN CANT HAVE A SUITCASE?
(Eddie) I'm winded, I'm out of breath, I am sweatin' and s***......
(Some Lady) DO MR. ROB
(Some Dude) SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!