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3/3/07 4:41:30PM
3/3/07 6:27:18PM
i didn't read through the whole thread so my bad if i repeated someone elses...

"But Mr. Stevens i thought we was gonna learn how to kick ass." - Only The Strong
3/6/07 9:42:47PM
Was watching Predator today for the first time in a while. Out of all Arnold's cheesy tough guy one-liner's this is my favorite. He turns around and chucks his knife ,pinning some guerilla fighter to a wall " Stick around"
3/6/07 11:02:11PM
Best Movie Ever!

Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!
3/7/07 12:01:43AM

Posted by SICKRICK

you can pretty much milk anything with nipples meet the fockers

Then the dad asks "can you milk me?" then accuses him of milking the cat, I love that movie.
3/7/07 12:32:42AM
"And her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard" - Borat
7/30/07 6:56:06PM
" I am an ice devouring sex tornado" and " they laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there"
Will Ferrell- Blades of Glory
7/30/07 7:52:53PM
You know theres a million fine lookin women in the world dude....But they dont all bring you lasagna at work..most of em just cheat on you.

Silent Bob---Clerks

Who said anything about cuttin you up....i just wanna carve a little Z in your forehead..

Dr Gonzo-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Y'know how fast your going back there meow....license and registration meow...officer do you keep saying meow???/ do i look like a cat meow??/

Super Troopers.

7/30/07 8:13:09PM
"There is always someone who likes to sh*t in the apple pie. Well, this is the one apple pie that likes to sh*t back."

The bodyguard for Coconut Pete from the movie Club Dread. And shortly thereafter, he gets owned.
7/31/07 3:33:27AM
anything from super troopers,

Rabbit -its called afganistanimation

Clerk- do you wanna dipasize your milk for a quarter more,
Farva-do you want me to punchasize your face for free

Farva- where did you get the canadian tuxedo

Farva- its powdered suger
captain - yeah the lice hate the suger
Farva - its delicious

Farva- does that look like spit to you
ramathorn- yeah
Farva - F**k it

Foster - and thats the second time i got crabs

Farva - do you know what this is
Rabbit - a shammy
Farva - i just lost a buck to myself

Ramathorn- Stinks like sex in here

Ramathorn- I am all that is man

There are a bunch more
IMO the greatest comedy ever

7/31/07 5:32:27AM

Posted by loller90278

mostly everything from AIRPLANE
second best comedy ever.

"the sun?! what is it?"

My favorite line from Airplane
" Surely you jest"
" I never jest, and don't call me Shirley"
7/31/07 5:56:36AM
"My God. I haven't been ****** like that since grade school." - Marla Singer, Fight Club
7/31/07 7:45:22AM
I just heard a pretty simple but funny dialogue in the series Jericho.

Jake: I'm going out there but it's gonna be dangerous.
His dad: I'm going with you.
Jake: Have you asked mom?
His dad: Son, I'm 59 years old, I've been a soldier for years and I'm an unarmed combat specialist!!....... of course I asked your mother.

7/31/07 10:25:44AM

Posted by argile

- Only The Strong

This is probably the best martial arts B movie out there.

As for one liners, I can only think of one right now

You think you're too cool for school, but I've got news for you...................... you aren't. (Zoolander)
7/31/07 4:29:00PM

Posted by hippysmacker

Thanks man, Frank stays locked up

favorite Lebowski quote- Walter Slovotsky" No Donny these men are nihilist there's nothing to be afraid of"

"I hate the F$ckin' Eagles, man"
7/31/07 6:14:15PM

Posted by ncordless

Posted by hippysmacker

Thanks man, Frank stays locked up

favorite Lebowski quote- Walter Slovotsky" No Donny these men are nihilist there's nothing to be afraid of"

"I hate the F$ckin' Eagles, man"

You have to take it in context, but when the Dude calls that Malibu police cheif a facist after he bounces his coffee mug off of his head... Is pretty damn funny

I don't know what it's from but I know it was Rodney Dangerfield:

"I was so ugly as a child, my mother refused to breast feed me... She said she just wanted to be friends." lol
8/15/07 11:51:15PM
"There are no pacts between lions and men." - Achilles in Troy

"Myrmidons, my brothers of the sword. I'd rather fight beside you than any army of thousands. Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions. You know it's there, waiting, beyond that beach. Immortality. Take it, it's yours! - Ibid.

Fat Bastard's fart speech in Austin Powers 3.

'I didn't kill my wife." "I don't care."- Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones in the Fugitive.

"You're my boy Blue." "Thank you sir." - Will Ferrell in Old School

"Hi. My name's Ted." - Ted Bundy
8/16/07 11:15:32AM
"You just shot an unarmed man!"... "Well then he should have armed himself..."

"I don't deserve this!!".... "Deserve's got nothing to do with it..."

Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

Any line from the drill sarg.(Ermie or whatever) in Full Metal Jacket, especially when he sings happy birthday to Jesus on Christmas, for some reason that always makes me laugh
8/17/07 8:58:48AM
I can't believe no one mentioned one of the best movies for one-liners.

"Do you know where the weight room is? I'll check it out."

Apparently they give a lot fewer D+'s than D-'s, It's not a grade they like to give out, I'll tell ya that right now.

"Two, four, niner, five, six, seven"
"You're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?"
"No it was cordless"

"The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times."

"A lot of people go to college for 7 years"
"Yeah, they're called Doctors."

"Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's a** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"
"No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's a**... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull."

"Hey, there's even a fridge! You could put six packs of be... soda in here."

"You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, cos I'll come over there, and jam an oar up your a**"

There are so many more, but this post got really long.

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