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10/22/09 1:19:37PM
The ingenuity (or stupidity) of some people never fails to elicit laughs...

DULUTH, Minn. – A Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized La-Z-Boy chair while drunk.

A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left a bar in the northern Minnesota town of Proctor on his chair after drinking eight or nine beers.

Prosecutors say Anderson's blood alcohol content was 0.29, more than three times the legal limit, when he crashed into a parked vehicle in August 2008. He was not seriously injured.

Police said the chair was powered by a converted lawnmower and had a stereo and cup holders.

Sixth Judicial District Judge Heather Sweetland stayed 180 days of jail time Monday and ordered two years of probation for Anderson. His attorney, David Keegan, did not immediately return a call for comment.

I'll take two of those motorized La-Z-Boys. Preferably one with, say, a 150-hp motor that can do 65 and get at least 50 MPG.
10/22/09 5:55:08PM
Yep, that's how we do up here in the great white north. Did I mention the job security?!
10/23/09 1:52:45PM
haha i heard about this on sports radio 610 this morning
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