Most of you have posted some pretty random topics......AND NOW IT IS MY TURN!!
Nothing causes as much pain nor as much laughter as a good shot to the nuts....so I figured I would share a few of mine and see if you guys have any good ones.
The reason why I thought of this was because I had a very painful experience this morning that still has me laughing.
1) I woke up and I had well for a lack of a medical term.....morning wood. I hopped out of bed in a sleep induced haze and was walking to the bathroom when my girlfriend kicked me straight in the junk. Her foot connected with the end of the ol' flagpole and I swear to god it snapped.....not a lie.... I dropped to the floor and stayed there until the room stopped spinning
2) Not as odd as the first but still makes me laugh. A couple of weeks ago I was on patrol and I left my cell phone up in the visor of my car. I had just got a call so I punched on the gas and the cell phone some how flew out of the visor and hit me square in the scones....Im still trying to figure out the physics. I was swerving all over the road with the lights and sirens going ......I showed up to the call laughing and walking funny.
So now you all know.....jakeiceman is a wierd wierd man and gets hit in the family jewels alot.