Damn he's one fat motherfucka, ain't he
That smirk on Putin's face...it seems to say "I could take this guy."
The Red Army's new slogan "Front kicking our way to world domination!"
Segal looks like he was just sodomized
Putin looks he just sodomized someone.
Aside from dying his hair black...doesn't Master Seagal's hair look a little funny? Like hair-plug funny?
Segal taught Putin how to speak Russian.
Polonium 210? Invented that while creating cold fusion.