Joe sent this bulletin out on MySpace, thought it was kind of funny:
According to the Rabid-Squirrel-Britanica...
Joe Lauzon (mammal). Scientific name "Internetis Geekis."- A Joe Lauzon is a feral beast that lives in the East Bridgewater/Quincy region of Massachusetts. The Joe Lauzon's diet consists of mashed potatoes, thirty ounce steaks, ice cream cake and electroncs. Although evasive and very rare, in recent times sightings have rapidly increased in UFC venues and near computers. If you encounter a Joe Lauzon in the wild please DO NOT APPROACH IT! It will likely hear you coming from miles away but if you do manage to get near one, you could be badly maimed or killed. According to UFC president Dana White, a Joe Lauzon will "rip your F@#$king head off!!!" so watch out for that. You would do best to observe the Joe Lauzon from a distance giving him a "good fight" or "keep up the good work." These quick and distant compliments are the best way to go with a Joe Lauzon unless you have a sweet rack in which case you and only you are safe to hand feed a Joe Lauzon.
EDIT: this poster I made during the season seems fitting now: