"My only message for 'Simple Dana McDonald' is this -- The last time I checked the fast-food industry, the recognized No. 1 global franchising opportunity for a fast food chain was Subway. And their spokesperson's name is Jared."
Wow, way to put that third-grade education to work there $kala.
What's next? "I am rubber, you are glue...?" At this point, given your company's state of afairs, you should be proud of a "retard" status. It probably a step up for you.