Alright fellas. You know when you are hanging out with the boys, someone is getting ****** with. I am looking for the best (or worst, depending on your perspective) practical jokes/hazings you have carried out, or been the victim of. I will start it off with one example.
Big crowd at a friends house. Drinking. Horseplay. Etc. People are having a good time. I see one of my friends who I was at constant war with. He is giving his girl a piggyback ride (aww!), and he is drunk and laughing. So I sneak up behind him, undetected. Oh you could see the joy in his eyes! His smile was so big and wide.... I ashed my cigarette right in his ******* mouth!
I know that probably sounds like a savage move of dickery, but trust me.... that was the dynamic of our relationship. Now I want to hear from you!