Happy Birthday Chael_Sonnen

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jjeans
4/3/13 8:34:29AM
Have a good one buddy and good luck on my birthday!
thevoodooninja
4/3/13 8:39:51AM
Happy birthday gangsta
airkerma
4/3/13 9:14:47AM
Is this Chael Sonnen's birthday or Chael_Sonnen's birthday? Whatever, happy birthday to whichever
Kpro
4/3/13 9:23:08AM

Posted by airkerma

Is this Chael Sonnen's birthday or Chael_Sonnen's birthday? Whatever, happy birthday to whichever




Both! Same thing!

Happy Birthday bro.
sparky
4/3/13 10:04:20AM
Happy Birthday Brother
grappler0000
4/3/13 10:23:50AM
Happy Birthday, man!



It took me a while, but I finally found a cake that you would like...it's Medium Rare!

Theoutlaw08
4/3/13 10:33:40AM
Happy Birthday Chael_Sonnen. Today, you can actually be the champ. Have a good one.
DrivenDavies15
4/3/13 11:14:11AM
Happy birthday to a Mr. Chael P. Sonnen
jae_1833
4/3/13 11:20:42AM
Today is a great day, up there with landing on the moon, the signing of the Declaration of Independence, and the birth of Christ!

OK, maybe a little too far...happy birthday you ego maniac!
Budgellism
4/3/13 11:28:47AM
Happy birthday Chael P
FastKnockout
4/3/13 11:30:27AM
Happy birthday, buddy! Dinner's on me tonight!

kopower
4/3/13 12:01:06PM
Happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend. Chael is the definition of (P)erfection. Too some, he may be a troll, but he's our troll, so shower him with wishes of well being, and good fortune.
prophecy033
4/3/13 12:01:57PM
Happy Birthday
pmoney
4/3/13 12:26:58PM
Happy Birthday Chael!
Rabi
4/3/13 1:42:37PM
Happy Birthday
shaneTpain
4/3/13 2:56:22PM
happy bday bro! Im gonna call you directly later & sing you the bday song

george112
4/3/13 3:22:25PM
Happy bday man
Chael_Sonnen
4/3/13 3:32:39PM
Happy B-Day to the baddest man alive....
Happy B-Day to the fastest white man alive....

Not only is 36 the size of my arms, it's the age of the CEO, COO, of Sonnen Promotions, LL(C)hael.

36 - the number of takedowns I will get in the 1st round.

36 - the number of times Joe Rogan says "Chael Sonnen is MY HERO!"

36 - the number of piss breaks Mike Goldberg will take prior to the main event.

I told Jon I would do two things for him on my B-Day...

1) I will walk into the cage at UFC 159 with the 2 white girls that Jonny drove into the telephone pole with.....I will provide them with unlimited texts....LOL, OMG, etc., etc., etc.

2) Jon asked me if he could hire ME to coach him for his upcoming fight against ME...I told him I would think about it.

Lastly, I had a great, quick conversation with Momma Sonnen on the phone....this is what went down...

Momma Sonnen: Happy B-Day sweetie....
Chael : Thanks mom.....you are welcome for giving birth to me....
Momma Sonnen: Love you, stay safe honey...
Chael: I love me too Mom.....you are welcome!
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Poor_Franklin
4/3/13 4:17:03PM
happy birthday Chael!!!!
JLS1980
4/3/13 10:36:53PM
Happy B-Day
cowcatcher
4/4/13 12:04:38AM
Happy (B)irthday Chael!

Adrenaline
4/4/13 12:05:57AM
I actually celebrate Chaels birthday on Christmas



Happy Bday C_S.
KungFuMaster
4/4/13 11:52:44PM
Chael Actually wrote me a poem. Has he done that for any of you?
KungFuMaster
4/4/13 11:55:52PM
Chael, I know this violates our brotherhood code of honor and the code of private messaging but I have to put this here as proof that you sang to me.


From: Chael_Sonnen
To: KungFuMaster
Subject: Truth Talker
Message:

To answer your question....(Y)es I am......

I lift barbell plates. I eat T-bone steaks. I'm sweeter than a German chocolate cake. How much more of me can you take?

I'm the reflection of perfection, the number one selection.

I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour.

I am the women's pet, the men's regret. What you see is what you get. And what you don't see is better yet.

I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. There's nobody as beautiful or as powerful as me!

I am the sensation of the nation. The number-one creation.

I am.....Chael P. Sonnen (UFC LHW Champ)
Bubbles
4/5/13 9:34:42AM
happy (belated) birthday
DancingDoll
4/7/13 4:23:32PM
Happy Belated Birthday!
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KungFuMaster
4/8/13 3:54:12PM

Posted by KungFuMaster

Chael, I know this violates our brotherhood code of honor and the code of private messaging but I have to put this here as proof that you sang to me.


From: Chael_Sonnen
To: KungFuMaster
Subject: Truth Talker
Message:

To answer your question....(Y)es I am......

I lift barbell plates. I eat T-bone steaks. I'm sweeter than a German chocolate cake. How much more of me can you take?

I'm the reflection of perfection, the number one selection.

I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour.

I am the women's pet, the men's regret. What you see is what you get. And what you don't see is better yet.

I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. There's nobody as beautiful or as powerful as me!

I am the sensation of the nation. The number-one creation.

I am.....Chael P. Sonnen (UFC LHW Champ)



Chael, I'm just curious as to why there are parenthesis around the letter Y. Is it like a stretched out Y as in Yyyyyyyes or Yyyyyyyyno? Because if it is - it may prompt unwanted controversy. Just looking out for you, Champ.
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