Following Hallman's UFC 133 banana hammock, White serious about short-shorts ban

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Budgellism
8/7/11 1:35:54PM
PHILADELPHIA – Who likes short shorts? Clearly not Dana White.

The UFC president said he's dead serious about banning the type of bikini bottoms that Dennis Hallman wore at UFC 133 – the same briefs that ever-so-briefly exposed Hallman's nether regions to Saturday's pay-per-view audience.

"I'm seriously pissed off at the guys who work us who let him walk out with those things on," White said.

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grappler0000
8/7/11 1:44:54PM
I didn't catch it live, but apparently Mr. Winky actually fell out briefly last night. Someone over at Middleeasy caught it.
DJBlankenship
8/7/11 1:49:10PM
I hope he does ban them. Who in the hell wants to roll on the ground with another man in is underware.
Twenty20Dollars
8/7/11 2:09:59PM
no homo
kopower
8/7/11 2:16:19PM
Apparently his junk fell out around 2 minutes into the fight. There was a link to the pic from another site that some dude posted. Why somebody would seek that out is beyond me. Who likes short shorts!
FastKnockout
8/7/11 2:34:53PM
To me it just seemed like Hallman was trying to humor everyone. I mean come on, the guy even walked to the center of the cage and stretched with a huge smile on his face. It's not like he's done this for every fight and it's a reoccurring issue.

"Hopefully that'll be one I can tell the grandkids and laugh about. I'm just surprised he tried to beat me at my own game with the humor and showmanship"

Even Ebersole knows it was Hallman's (failed) attempt at humor.
SmileR
8/7/11 2:44:05PM
I thought he looked fantastic...
Twenty20Dollars
8/7/11 3:14:25PM
Most guys would have tapped when Hallman got their back.
prophecy033
8/7/11 3:20:26PM
It was all part of Hallmans master plan to piss off Dana. Hallman was having fun with it. Plus, Ebersole might have thought twice about trying some things knowing he was ever so close to Hallmans junk.
tallica62
8/7/11 3:29:55PM
It's called mental warfare and strategy. I'd be tapping out the second he came within 2 feet of me for fear of that thing
tallica62
8/7/11 3:32:20PM
and btw...what were all those bug bite looking things on hallmans right arm?
BeeR
8/7/11 3:43:23PM
I think ebersol only mustered up the strength to get out of that choke because he didnt want to be the first fighter to be submitted via anal stretchatine
Patchedup15
8/7/11 3:47:01PM

Posted by tallica62

It's called mental warfare and strategy. I'd be tapping out the second he came within 2 feet of me for fear of that thing



Stop giving him so much credit.. it was just a stuipd joke thing bc he's fighting against a funny guy and wanted to steal the spot light
prophecy033
8/7/11 4:07:09PM

Posted by BeeR

I think ebersol only mustered up the strength to get out of that choke because he didnt want to be the first fighter to be submitted via anal stretchatine

Manak
8/7/11 5:49:33PM

Posted by Twenty20Dollars

no homo






He should have got a fake tramp stamp that said no homo
GDK
8/7/11 6:04:17PM
Damn it, that means Jose 'Pele' Landi-Jons will never come to the Ufc. Nuts

On a serious note
What about old pancrase shorts and wrestling briefs
Like Severn, Minowa or the Shamrocks even Bas

If ya keep ya junk in yer pants
Who cares what you wear
Hell if guys can wear shorts resembling roman skirts
Hallman should be able to wear Superman like Speedo's
kopower
8/7/11 6:07:07PM

Posted by Manak


Posted by Twenty20Dollars

no homo






He should have got a fake tramp stamp that said no homo



I like it
RolloTomasi
8/7/11 8:46:20PM
Balls
tn_rebel
8/7/11 8:58:25PM

Posted by GDK

Damn it, that means Jose 'Pele' Landi-Jons will never come to the Ufc. Nuts

On a serious note
What about old pancrase shorts and wrestling briefs
Like Severn, Minowa or the Shamrocks even Bas

If ya keep ya junk in yer pants
Who cares what you wear
Hell if guys can wear shorts resembling roman skirts
Hallman should be able to wear Superman like Speedo's



These were far worse than any of those guys shorts. I picked Halman in this fight (it was the hot bout) and I still cheered against him because of the shorts
Jride
8/7/11 9:03:36PM
This is a huge overreaction by Dana White.

What were you disgusted about, HIS UPPER THIGH GOT EXPOSED? OH MY GOD.
grappler0000
8/7/11 9:51:03PM

Posted by Jride

This is a huge overreaction by Dana White.

What were you disgusted about, HIS UPPER THIGH GOT EXPOSED? OH MY GOD.



Actually, a bit more got exposed.
prozacnation1978
8/7/11 9:56:21PM
I thought it was funny as hell
He has balls wearing that in front of 11 thousand fans and more watching
Bubbles
8/7/11 11:24:04PM
i couldnt stop laughing when i saw that. i actually kinda wanted him to win solely because of that speedo, PG points be damned. Dana acting like a homophobe is priceless

my buddys TV wasnt hi-def so i was lucky enough to miss his wang
isk
8/8/11 1:26:22AM
Yeah, I thought this was hilarious as well. I can't say my reaction would be 100% positive if I were in Dana's place, but it's good to know Hallman's got a sense of humor.
icantthinkofanything
8/8/11 7:04:27AM
a bikini g string would have scared me, speedo's tho, didnt notice, this is a stupid ban
machodog76
8/8/11 4:44:01PM

Posted by icantthinkofanything

a bikini g string would have scared me, speedo's tho, didnt notice, this is a stupid ban

Did you watch the fight? I looked away several times to avoid being scarred. In hind sight though My co-worker and I have been making jokes about it all day, We've been changing the words of Hell's Bell's, to Hall's Ball's. So all and all That fight will go down along with Joe Son's testicular destruction as one of my most memorable/funny fights of all time.
machodog76
8/8/11 4:49:56PM
I heard a rumor that Hallman's already been cut and has sighned with a new company, check it out I think he could go far in this organization!
http://youtu.be/RH3ATdFWhXw
scoozna
8/8/11 5:16:59PM
Someone in the spoiler thread commented that Shonie Carter wore the Speedos a long time ago...I don't remember any outrage about that.

I think the whole thing is silly.
machodog76
8/8/11 6:20:46PM

Posted by scoozna

Someone in the spoiler thread commented that Shonie Carter wore the Speedos a long time ago...I don't remember any outrage about that.

I think the whole thing is silly.

Was it his fight against Pelegrino? Because I don't think that was in the UFC. And did his balls fall out? The people need to know this is important stuff!+hamock=Dana.
isk
8/8/11 6:23:09PM
So according to MMAJunkie, Hallman's brother-in-law has named his fantasy football team, "Rear Naked Poke."
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