so chip is drunk and im sittin next to him smokin weed. a car pulls up to us and chip says, "dave. im gonna race him!" i tried to say "NO! dont do it!" but i was high so all that came out was, "well, nigga, sometimes you gotta race i dont know"
chip slams on the gas as soon as the light turns green. we then get pulled over by a cop and im freakin out, he's drunk, im high. he looks at the officer and says, "im sorry officer. i uh... i didnt know i couldnt do that" the officer looks at him and says,"well now you know!"
chip turns to me and says, "whats the matter dave?"
"i didnt know i could do that?"
"yeah that was clever wasnt it? cause i DID know i couldnt do that!!!"
--dave chappelle: killin em softly
the trench coat mafia! can you believe this shit! they talkin about how they aint got any friends, "oh we aint got any friends!" bitch i saw the yearbook, there was six of yall! i aint have six friends in high school. i aint got six friends now! nigga that three on three in a half court!
--chris rock: bigger and blacker