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Sinister
9/27/09 1:28:34AM
Ok, so me and my friend were board and looking at the most popular searches on google for certain phrases. When we wrote in "I am scared of", these were the top three searches:
1. I am scared of chinese people
2. I am scared of Barack Obama
3. I am scared of dying

Pretty amazing how those first two are right beside dying.

Also, if you want. Try to find some good phrases like this that came up with funny results.
kopower
9/27/09 2:13:17AM
Why do I smell
1. bad down there
2. like fish
3. like poop

kopower
9/27/09 2:17:44AM
Why
1. is the sky blue
2. do men have nipples
3. did michael jackson turn white
grappler0000
9/27/09 2:29:02AM
I once...
1. knew a man from Nantucket
2. was lost but am now found
3. wrestled a bear
Rush
9/27/09 10:06:28PM
I had sex with


1) my father
2) my brother
3) with this one guy


Damn, and they say men always talk about their sexual conquests.





I masturbated with

1) my brother
2) and did not ejaculate
3) with my sister's lotion



I stuck my finger in
1) an electrical outlet
2) a Woolies girl tonight
3) in my vagina to help myself poop
ThaAxeMurderer7
9/27/09 10:36:23PM
I like

1) to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
2) turtles
3) it rough lyrics

I am

1) bored
2) extremely terrified of chinese people
3) legend

I farted

1) on santas lap
2) in front of my boyfriend
3) and poop came out
scobac
9/27/09 11:07:08PM
I ate
1. I ate a pie
2. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
3. I ate to much now what

How long
1. How long does weed stay in your system
2. How long does it take to get a passport
3. How long does alcohol stay in your system

Floyd Mayweather is
1. Floyd Mayweather is back
2. Floyd Mayweather is broke
3. Floyd Mayweather is a racist
4. Floyd Mayweather is and idiot
5. Floyd Mayweather is worth
6. Floyd Mayweather is a coward

Boxing is
1. Boxing is for girls
2. Boxing is dead
3. Boxing is dying
ThaAxeMurderer7
9/28/09 1:18:43AM
I shitted

1) my pants
2) a big mac
3) blood

I was

1) broken
2) hiding under your porch because I love you
3) told there'd be cake

Ordep
9/28/09 2:08:10AM
lets see the W/W/W/W/H can i...


Where can I ...
1)watch free movies online
2)download free music
3)watch movies online

What can I...
1)take on a plane
2)do with a psychology degree
3)make with the ingredients i have

Why can I...
1)hear my heartbeat in my ear
2)not lose weight
3)not get pregnant

When can I...
1) Get a pregnancy test
2) get pregnant
3) take home a pregnancy test

How can I...
1)make my hair grow faster
2)get pregnant
3)keep from singing lyrics

breakdown5
9/28/09 9:40:35AM

Posted by Rush


I stuck my finger in
3) in my vagina to help myself poop





haggiswashere
9/28/09 7:51:43PM
One time I....

1. laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti
2. hired a monkey to take notes for me in class
3. got drunk in morgantown
Rush
5/25/10 1:08:35AM
ttt
Jackelope
5/25/10 1:32:02AM
Why doesn't

1) mercury have an atmosphere
2) hello kitty have a mouth
3) alcohol freeze

Pooping is

1) fun
2) a sin
3) ..sues (LOL)

Rush
5/29/10 1:20:29AM
mma is:
a joke
fake
barbaric

I like the smell of:
my farts
napalm in the morning
my period blood

George Bush is:
a lizard
an idiot
a great president

(interestingly)
Barak Obama is:
a liar
a communist
an idiot

GSP is:
not impressed
boring
hot

Dana White is:
a douche
an idiot
jewish

My belly button
hurts
stinks
smells

my wife slept with
my boss
my best friend
my father

my husband slept with
a prostitute
my daughter
my best friend

Chuck Norris can
divide by zero
swim through land
gargle with peanut butter

Here is an interesting one

Ken Shamrock
steroids
vs. Kimbo Slice
vs Kimbo Slice results

Chuck Liddell is
fat
overrated
an alcoholic


My poop smells like
sulfur
metal
ammonia
baby poop
burnt rubber
weed
vomit
mothballs
chemicals


my poop is
green
black
white
yellow
red
orange
tan
moving

**what no love for blue?**


The internet is
made of cats
a series of tubes
a serious business
BlueSkiesBurn
5/29/10 4:16:06PM
I don't care about

1. your band
2. Haiti
3. your farm

What do I do when

1. My boyfriend fingers me
2. I'm bored
3. My iPod freezes.

(interestingly enough a little down the list were the following two)

4. My boyfriend eats me out
5. My boyfriend ignores me

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