1) Anderson Silva-Mace Windu
2) Dana White-asshole
3) Bas Rutten-Liver Punch
4) UFC 1 when the guy got his tooth knocked out- Karate Kid
5) Gary Shaw-Kimbo's Nuts
6) Jerry Millen/Dana White mma fight-No
7) Uryha Fabers vs Chris Lebens cornrows-Snoop dogg
8) Bruce Buffer vs Micheal Buffer-Buff Man!!!
9) How long it would take Houston Alexander to sub Fedor in a grappling match-

10) Mask-R.I.P
11) Best Defensive fighter overall on the feet and the ground-elusive
12) Mills Lane becomes an mma ref-