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Pookie
10/10/11 3:24:14AM
To: Pookie
From: Andersondasilva

you make your stupid pointless fukin comments hiding behind your keyboard. lets see you talk that sh1t too my face. where do you live maybe its within driving distance? got a problem with me? we can settle it in real life. you are obviously a fake fighter trying to thug over the internet. i have real skills to back it up. once again what city do you live in? my guess is your a fuking clown with everyone. my guess is you have been banned before. another fake fighter hiding behind his keyboard. when will you clowns grow up?
1/25/08 6:06 PM



Pookie
10/10/11 3:26:49AM
To: Pookie
From: LesnarLover

Pookie, you are sadly mistaken to believe BJ would have a chance against Lesnar. I would like to know how you answered my poll as all the options would mean Penn would lose. Can a Samoan Demon slam its head into a brick wall as many times as Lesnar can?
I think not
Lesnar is a sheer beast that cannot be stopped and I'm sure he could change your mind if he got you in a full nelson while both of you were naked
2/3/08 11:19 PM
ncordless
10/10/11 4:05:41AM

Posted by SpiderSilva


From:

Branwest

from 8/17/07

To:

SpiderSilva



Subject:

re: previous posts we make on same thread



Message:


On the post: 'Five Ounces of Pain: Fedor's next destination should be the UFC,'
thanks for aggreing w/my post. I don't mean to sound like a props vulture, but if you want, if you give my props on my post that you quoted and agreed with, I'll then do the same for you. If not, it's cool. Just a proposition. Let me know.




LMFAO. . . I forgot about that guy lol. Here was his end:


From:

MMAnomale



To:

ncordless



Subject:

Obama (Branwest)



Message:


I recieved props (and gave you props) from you on one of the Obama threads so I thought you might be interested in this: I got banned. I'm using my other account right now, but they banned the 'branwest' account, for now anyways.

========

Lol at telling me he was on a dupe account like that was gonna be ok.
Pookie
10/10/11 4:09:12AM
To: Pookie
From: WhiteWidow

haha what guy puts a pic of there girl in his avatar and is named pookie, no offense, i dont buy it but i'll give you the benefit of doubt, peace props girl



To: Pookie
From: Barksdale

To the point, I Like You. Wassup Pookie, I just saw your av, I don't know if you're clownin but are you a man or a woman lol



To: Pookie
From: Hippysmacker

Yes it is still fighter bashing if it's Bob Sapp. I confess I was surprised that It was you when I opened my reports page. You know better, and I expect better from you.
thanks,
ADMIN



To: Pookie
From: Hippysmacker

Ok Pookie, no more Rick Rolling. I am actually getting complaints about it now,
thanks
ADMIN



To: Pookie
From: puppetmaster837

Marijuana Thread?
Hey,
I was just wondering if it would be against any sort of playground rules if we just started a general marijuana discussion in the padded room? So people can talk about favorite types, munchie foods, experiences, growing and stuff like that. I figured i would ask someone who i think would know what they were talking about.
6/10/08 6:17 PM



To: Pookie
From: CornishMMA

FYI i got banned from the forums but thankfully not the site, it was for what i thought was friendly banter with TSS in the thread CantAndleDaRiddum made looking for a camp, i was only joking and just trying to spice up the rivalry ahead of the final event. all i did was joke that TSS sucked donkey balls, that was it!!! the insults werent meant to be taken seriously but obviously emfleek did cos he called me a d***head straight up not joking, and hippysmacker saw it as the final straw and banned me permanently from the forums.

- BTW - I loved Cornish, he was the ultimate troll who always agree with me.



To: Pookie
From: 40ouncetofreedom

to that Damon/Palin thread do you know...i was waiting for one un-educated conservative to respond and today the thread was gone..unless i missed someone flaming me last night..i waited along time to get into the political debates because at first i didnt give a f uck and then im reading these post about how "i vote based upon Morals and Values" so im GOP for life shit.....f uck that..i dont care if you want to abort your baby with a golf club and snort coke off the fetus..it aint my business.I mean roe vs wade hasnt been overturned yet..so i doubt it ever will....anyways sorry for the rant..but im waiting to go off some of these tools that vote on the non-important things rather than our economy and more important shit..its sad that people in our country put soo much into abortion and what religion someone is rather than the more imortant issue at hand.anyways...party on and pee on dirty girls. <3



And im LOL'ing at all the messages i have with people pissed off from Tuvok and the season 2/season 3 Accolade scandal. Great times.
ncordless
10/10/11 4:11:59AM

Posted by Pookie

To: Pookie
From: Andersondasilva

you make your stupid pointless fukin comments hiding behind your keyboard. lets see you talk that sh1t too my face. where do you live maybe its within driving distance? got a problem with me? we can settle it in real life. you are obviously a fake fighter trying to thug over the internet. i have real skills to back it up. once again what city do you live in? my guess is your a fuking clown with everyone. my guess is you have been banned before. another fake fighter hiding behind his keyboard. when will you clowns grow up?
1/25/08 6:06 PM






These are my favorites. . . the people that say they are going to hunt me down IRL hold a special place in my heart.
Pookie
10/10/11 4:19:07AM
To: Pookie
From: Jawbreaker517

Say what you want punk, but i doubt u know more about the fighters in the UFC than i do. Just saying that wouldn't be a competitive fight is retarded. You and one other retard agreed. Your talking the former MW champ vs. a wrestler that can stand and take it to the ground.
You might have more props than me and a better percentage, but you've known about the site longer. Who cares? Half you ***** don't really know shit about mma, just acting like it. Your probably a prime example. Blow me queer!

Part 2

In my initial statement, where I said,"What planet do you live on?", it was originally supposed to be a light-hearted joke, but you turned it into a mockery by saying the s!@#t you said about percentages.
Sorry for hurting your feelings, but I'll retaliate no matter what. Whether your a grown-ass man or a teenager doesn't matter to me much. You can pick apart whatever I say and analyze me all day, but it still proves my statement about you knowing everything.
So go ahead and break this down for me-"Kiss My Ass!"

Part 3

Is that the best you got, fag? I don't know where 707 is, but I hope everybody there isn't as dim-whitted as you. I'm from the east coast and not fazed by much of your weak comebacks.
Oh, I know you think you know everything. I can tell by your know-it-all attitude.
So if you want to send something back, I can do this all day long. I'm bred for this s!@#t. And by the sounds of it, you ain't ready for me, computer geek.

Part 4

I'll come over to your hood and clean it out. There wont be nothin' but dudes on ur block when i'm done, punk. Then I'll see u and lump ur bitch ass up. Wait a minute, I'm starting to think YOU might be a bitch cuz ur all over my dick and won't leave me alone, computer geek.

Part 5

Your pictures are cute and all, but stop hiding behind them, you dumb ****. Get off my nuts before I file sexual harrassment charges on you, queer!


Poor_Franklin
10/10/11 4:39:40AM
i cant contribute, but i love reading these. keep em coming
emfleek
10/10/11 8:30:39AM

Sent by RampageOwnedYou

So you made a post about it being early eh???

Well its now in mid august so get your sorry excuse of a life into my league so i can pound you into the ground like i am in yahoo rite now.

go to http://www.sportsline.com/fantasy


pw

ROY

dont be a little bitch and go hide




Sent by RampageOwnedYou

i appologize i thought you were sexpos

congrats my bad...should join btw, wayyy better then yahoo setup

emfleek
10/10/11 8:42:30AM

Sent by ***********

Half asain people will soon run the planet......

ps Dana white is asian only half

emfleek
10/10/11 8:50:12AM

Sent by RampageOwnedYou


It's simple...he's on the clock. He's paid to commentate, not give his opinions on drugs.

Thanks Dad, I didnt realize that.

Do you like to just piss me off for the hell of it, or you just a prick?


And i thought things were all cool and chummy, since your last rude comment to me.
Trust me dude, you say alot of things id like to make you look like an idiot, but i bite my lip.
You think I was serious? Common dude, i know why he wouldnt do it, i was just being a smart ass in regards to it.
If you didnt notice, i love the ufc, but i hate it too, the business side of it.

But i gotta be careful on this site, with all the nuthuggers.

So just me speak my mind, without your added comment in there.
I know, the reasons why he doesnt. Im not 12, and i think you knew that as well.

Its just like the baseball, you think too good to come into my league? Instead you want to post above mine a few days later to steal my thunder.
You too good to vote on my card? You are on all day, but you cant go vote or have a say on any threads i post?

Seems like your a little too into yourself. Which is reason, im on the fence with you.
I like you and i dont, i think its more your doing then mine, but whatever.
Just wanted to speak to you like a man, and see if you reply to me like one.

Anyhow ,
take care

thanks for hearing me out.




Sent by RampageOwnedYou

You want to speak to me like a man? Okay, fine. A man doesn't cry over spilled milk. You're getting all butt hurt over ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. You're assuming I was trying to make you look like an ass and I can honestly say that I wasn't.

This is a messageboard. If you're going to post on a messageboard, you have to realize that you can't judge someone based on words. Assuming will get you nowhere. I had absolutely no intention of speaking down to you and if you took it that way, that's your deal, not mine. It's fine to react, but overreacting is a different story.

As for the fantasy baseball thing...what the hell are you talking about? I didn't post my fantasy baseball thread to "rival" yours. That's childish and dumb. It's almost more childish for you to think that's what I was doing.

And voting on your card? WHAT?!? I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I don't avoid your damn posts/threads. I read what I read and don't give a **** who posts in the thread. Quit assuming things, man.

Like me or not...I honestly don't give 2 *****. My advice, though? Don't take things so seriously. You may not be 12 but you're certainly acting like it and I don't appreciate the whiney ass e-mail just because your feelings are hurt.




Sent by RampageOwnedYou

Trust me man, im not the only one who sees it. And no, its nobody from my camp.

Just wanted to make sure it wasnt personal.

But why post that? You think i dont know the reason?

Whatever man, i was just speaking my mind, its not the first time either.

And dont get offended.

I was just trying to speak to you, maybe it came off whiney, but that wasnt the point. lol

Kpro
10/10/11 8:58:37AM
lol at everyone having RampageOwnedYou PM material.
Kpro
10/10/11 9:16:11AM
Aether
10/10/11 9:17:54AM

Sent by david998

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Sent by emmanuel29

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Kpro
10/10/11 9:36:09AM
grappler0000
10/10/11 10:40:38AM
Somehow I've never had anyone threaten me over PM or even have the DCrage banhammer dropped on me, for that matter. Does that mean I'm doing something right....or doing something wrong? I'm thinking the latter.
Kpro
10/10/11 11:30:06AM

Posted by grappler0000

Somehow I've never had anyone threaten me over PM or even have the DCrage banhammer dropped on me, for that matter.



Sounds to me like you won't be receiving one of these then:

emfleek
10/10/11 11:32:31AM

Posted by Kpro




gartface
10/10/11 2:08:39PM
Didn't really have any funny PMs aside from this one. It's more funny due to syntax and the use of the word lol. I will never understand the way some people use it.

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Playground_Samurai
10/10/11 4:00:03PM
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Pookie
10/10/11 4:43:30PM
i have some from Rampage Owned You. But surprisingly, they were always chummy.

Cornish and Rampage loved me.
Kpro
10/10/11 5:58:44PM

Posted by Pookie

i have some from Rampage Owned You. But surprisingly, they were always chummy.

Cornish and Rampage loved me.



I actually got along with Cornish fine too, and I'm confused and can't remember if I got along with ROY or not based on the strange PM's that were either attempting smack talk for a paragraph, or telling me to "take care:)".

I remember when I got my first top points score at an event, or just was in the top couple, can't remember; someone congratulated me in a thread and Cornish chimed in "Well I would've been first too if I'd picked decisions on almost every fight". It just struck me as funny that he may have been actually hurt that he wasn't the one being congratulated. But that was just Cornish. Unintentionally funny sometimes.
CADR
10/10/11 6:01:34PM

Posted by Pookie


To: Pookie
From: CornishMMA

it was for what i thought was friendly banter with TSS in the thread CantAndleDaRiddum made looking for a camp



any chance these guys let me back?
prophecy033
10/10/11 7:18:45PM
kingsmasher To: prophecy033 Subject: In case u didnt see it Message: What are you talking about against the grain? You make no sense...Dont ask me something unless you are specific...

I said Millers arm triangle was a waste of time..It was a waste of energy him holding on in mid arm tryin to apply a choke he has zero torque on.....How is that agianst the grain? Get real man...

I said it didnt look like Miller watched tape on Henderson or he would have known Henderson is very hard to submit and has been in full guillotine before....and not submitted...He has a neck like gumby...I guess you havent seen much of henderson..

So just what are you talking about? Seriously how was i against the grain? jeez

Im not trolling...If I disagree I rwrite...IT IS A FORUM RIGHT? am I suppose to take my time and write if I agreee....um no if someone has posted something I agree with its already out there so why say it aggain or go around patting someone on the back...but with this topic you are way off...

First of all the topic is MIller vs Henderson...So I gave my opinion...And I have watched Henderson from his rise in the WEC...

If the topic was Miller trained hard or Something direct you could have a point
but not on this...


prophecy033 To: kingsmasher Subject: Re: In case u didnt see it Message: Lots of guys are hard to submit but have been submitted by similar, if not worse, looking sub attempts. To say IYO that he shouldn't have done it is fine, but when your talking to guys that have seen far weaker subs get pulled off and work, your point of "he shouldn't have done it because of blah blah blah gets a little mute. You get all bent outta shape when people question your posts. It happens to all of us bro, not just you. Your comments IMO are just the most off the cuff and I have no problem saying it. A lot of the time I don't agree with what you say because I feel you don't put much thought into it. Thats all I gotta say in response to this topic


kingsmasher To: prophecy033 Subject: Re: In case u didnt see it Message: THE CAPS ARE NOT SHOUTING i HAVE TO HAVE THEM ON FOR RENDEREING A PROJECT...

tHATS MY POINT RIGHT THERE ALOT OF GUYS CAN GET SUBBED WITH WEAK ATTEMPTS BUT YOU WILL NOT FIND hENDERSON IN THAT CATEGORY BUT THE OPPOSITE END OF THE SPECTRUM...

AND TRUTHFULLY MY POSTS ARENT OFF THE CUFF I AM QUICK TO SEE THINGS THAT OTHERS DO NOT...



prophecy033 To: kingsmasher Subject: Re: In case u didnt see it Message: The caps don't bother me. I get caught with the caps on too. Off the cuff isn't always bad. And I have no problem with you having a different view or you recognizing something I don't, its just when I know something as fact, you claim its not. Like the level of Fedors opponents, Aoki beating wrestlers, or whatever. I try to be a equal with everyone on my critique but I just find you and I disagree the most so it seems like its me attacking you. It's nothing personal bro. I've been on blast as well. Plus the tone of the posts is lost because its over the computer. I talked to Rabi about just that. Some posts could go either way. I'm certainly not thinking "i gotta put that guy on trial for what he said". Just like you I call it how I see it. I know you can appreciate that. If I say something you don't like, I expect you to give me your opinion, and if you don't, your hurting the playground. We can agree to disagree, as long as we keep it respectful and fun. I don't mind a good dig on me, as long as its in good fun.

Have a good day bro Mike




kingsmasher To: prophecy033 Subject: Re: In case u didnt see it Message: WELL SAID
ncordless
10/10/11 8:25:28PM

Posted by CADR


Posted by Pookie


To: Pookie
From: CornishMMA

it was for what i thought was friendly banter with TSS in the thread CantAndleDaRiddum made looking for a camp



any chance these guys let me back?



Nope. You had multiple acccounts. That's perma-death. It's about the intetgrity of the game. Sorry man.

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Poor_Franklin
10/10/11 8:38:01PM
holy shit ncordless that's the funniest damn sendoff ever
Pookie
10/10/11 9:20:37PM
Fuckin :O, i woulda liked to say hi to that bastard before he left. Damn you perma-bans!
Kpro
10/10/11 9:22:22PM
I never see Pookie and Kpro on at the same time. Could be a dupe account.
Pookie
10/11/11 12:18:24AM

Posted by Kpro

I never see Pookie and Kpro on at the same time. Could be a dupe account.



NO! I stab Waterbeds.
SpiderSilva
10/11/11 12:34:27AM

Posted by ncordless


Posted by CADR


Posted by Pookie


To: Pookie
From: CornishMMA

it was for what i thought was friendly banter with TSS in the thread CantAndleDaRiddum made looking for a camp



any chance these guys let me back? THIS WAS FUNNY



Nope. You had multiple acccounts. That's perma-death. It's about the intetgrity of the game. Sorry man. THIS WAS GANGSTER!

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SpiderSilva
10/11/11 12:45:53AM

From:
DCRage
To:
SpiderSilva
Subject:
Re: wanrings
Message:
Something WAS said before. 6 months ago to everyone.
READ(this was the link)
1/16/09 11:47 AM


LINK


If you click on the link everyone on there has been banned other than Hippysmacker
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