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4/7/09 5:22:03PM
"I'm not impressed with your performance"-GSP
“I knew i ‘urt ‘im, when he said aarg”- GSP

"Take him down Andy!"-BJ

"There's going to be some black on black crime"-Rampage

"Joey don't you tap. Don't you F'n tap." Joey proceeds to tap.-Matt Serra

Don't fear me. Fear the consequences."-Paul buentello

"I think you should be able to kick in the head, it's a fun thing to do."-Wanderlei Silva

""Half of this game is 90% mental." -Tim Sylvia

Put me back in B... I can do it, put me back in..." - Gabe "Godzilla" Reudiger

Keep it going...
4/7/09 5:26:50PM
Georges is really really...(lost for words).... gay. - Thiago Alves
4/7/09 5:39:43PM
"All I promise is violence"-Wandy silva
4/7/09 6:43:22PM
"ken shamrock -- the most dangerous man? .... maybe behind the wheel!" - don frye
4/7/09 9:08:33PM
The funniest quote is anybody that says they can beat FEDOR
4/7/09 9:23:37PM
"I'm not a bitch." - TUF 2 vet Eli joslin before he quits in episode 1.

4/8/09 11:26:53AM
"He looked at me with a dirty face of cry" - Wand

"He a big big man, look at those shorts...holy crap"..."Yeah, it looks like a car cover" - Rampage/Don Frye commentating on an old Severn fight.

"Matt Brown by Murder" - Amir, at least i think it was? i can't remember.

"I felt like I was getting raped by Freddy Mercury" - Tank Abbott

"Years ago we hardly had anything to eat. Now I earn more money and I see every opponent as a man that tries to put me back to that poorer period. That man has to be eliminated" - Fedor

"They say the only way to kill a lion, is with a rear naked choke, I'd rater just kick it in the head." - Bas

"You should study Pokemon to get stronger." -Kazushi Sakuraba

"I'ma beat Wanderlai Silva, put him over my knee, pull down his pants and spank him for being so ugly" - Rampage

4/8/09 12:23:14PM
4/8/09 12:25:06PM
I should have ******* went to sleep like a man but I tapped out like a little bitch.

-Ed Herman

I thought i had knocked him out, so i stepped back to admire my work.

-Michael Bisping

Live to fight, not fight to live

-Royce Gracie

Most of my finishing holds would be illegal in judo. Im interested in ending the fight. That was actually taught to me by my dog. I asked whats the best fighting style? And he said rough, rough, rough.

-Gene Lebell

My fighting style is kneeing people in the face.

-Wanderlei Silva

Real power cant be given, It must be taken

-Kid Yamamoto

The mind is like a parachute it works better if its open.

-Rickson Gracie

When you're as great as i am, Its hard to be humble.

-Muhammad Ali

You step in my world you step out a loser i guarantee it.

-Frank Shamrock

War only in the ring, Peace on earth.

-Wanderlei Silva

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle." You put it in a teapot and it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend."

-Bruce Lee

Don't call me a loser in front of my mom!

-Forrest Griffin

if you hit me in you're dreams you better wake up and apologize!

-Muhammad Ali

Quitters never win, and winners never quit.

-Alex Schoenauer
4/8/09 8:00:25PM
F#(K the UFC!!! --------- Quinton Jackson

Tim Slyvia (then giggles)------- Fedor

I vant to F)@k Chuck. -------Wandy

4/9/09 3:33:31AM

awesome post
4/11/09 2:48:17PM

"He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said "let's get it on." - Brennan Huff

" I meant about the fighting! i am so not a raper." -Dale Doback

4/11/09 3:20:54PM
"A boxer is like the best predator on land, the lion. But throw him in the shark tank and he becomes just another meal", Renzo Gracie.

"There is not a sports drink formulated by any scientist that will hydrate you more than your own urine. When it comes to fight time, the day of my fight I don't eat a single thing — all I do is drink my own urine until I defecate pure urine. That's how I know that my digestive system is completely empty." Luke Cummo

Also my sig from Miller towards Browning.
4/11/09 3:38:03PM
im very excited for my shittle tot -thiago alves
4/12/09 5:03:26AM
Not by a fighter, but I believe by the Fight Professor (could've been Goldy)

and this is by memory, not the exact quote, but I could drum up my DVR if anyone is curious about the exact quote.

'Taller fighters are better at the clinch, because they can bring their knee up towards the head easier, it's all basic geography."
4/12/09 12:36:08PM
he hit me about as hard as he hits himself when the lights are out - Josh Barnett on Nogueira
4/13/09 2:43:43AM
This is a great thread! I haven't read alot of these in the past. I thought I would have known most of them.
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