One of the funniest stories you will ever read
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Bowen50
9/5/08 11:29:31PM
Tonight me, jiujitsufreak74, and diablofreak56, bought a 10 inch long black dildo from a porn shop to go around a mess with people with it. we stop at burger king to get some food and we see 2 people walikng up to the doors to see if it's open. JJfreak grabs the dildo, gets out of the car, and runs up to them and askes "yo is it closed whats going on?". one of the guys goes "yeah i think so" then JJfreak proceeds to slap him directly in the face with the dildo. the guy is just stunned for a second and his friend yells "YO, YOU JUST GOT HIT WITH A DILDO!!" JJfreak is sprinting back to the car and diablo is driving away. JJfreak dives into the car as the guy was catching up to him. the guy unleashes the most epic punch to the trunk of the car and we speed off. no damage to the car and one of the funniest things i have ever been involved with in my entire life.
jiujitsufreak74
9/5/08 11:33:35PM
i really wish we video taped it...it was the funniest thing i have ever done. the kid was chasing us for a while too, it felt like forever to get out of that parking lot
mkiv9secsupra
9/5/08 11:36:48PM
haha also a reason to carry firearms at all times......
so was the dude really pissed?
so was the dude really pissed?
grappler0000
9/5/08 11:38:16PM
The best part is...even when the guy is like 70 years old, he'll still remember this. I mean, how in the hell could you forget some random person slapping you across the face with a giant black dildo?
Oh, and next time I expect video.
Oh, and next time I expect video.
jiujitsufreak74
9/5/08 11:45:18PM
Posted by grappler0000
The best part is...even when the guy is like 70 years old, he'll still remember this. I mean, how in the hell could you forget some random person slapping you across the face with a giant black dildo?
Oh, and next time I expect video.
oh there will be a video the next time i do this.
and to answer the question above the kid was so shocked at first he didn't move. then he sprinted after me at the speed of Usain Bolt. he just missed me as i got into the car and he actually punched the trunk of the car like an idiot. i was laughing so hard and then Bowen threw a soda at him to make it worse
Bowen50
9/5/08 11:47:56PM
that kid is just somewhere drenched with soda and is emotionally scarred for life after being assaulted with a monster dildo. he's going to need years of therapy. and trust me there will be a video next time, i promise.
mkiv9secsupra
9/5/08 11:52:04PM
haha how do you get over something like this?.......i mean its enough for the whole situation to just happen but now his girl knows and is going to remind him of it constantly...........
DiabloFreak56
9/5/08 11:53:50PM
Posted by mkiv9secsupra
haha how do you get over something like this?.......i mean its enough for the whole situation to just happen but now his girl knows and is going to remind him of it constantly...........
bowens mom works at a porn shop! ROFL
and yeah the kid punches my car like a tough guy hahahah
jiujitsufreak74
9/5/08 11:57:37PM
Posted by DiabloFreak56
Posted by mkiv9secsupra
haha how do you get over something like this?.......i mean its enough for the whole situation to just happen but now his girl knows and is going to remind him of it constantly...........
bowens mom works at a porn shop! ROFL
and yeah the kid punches my car like a tough guy hahahah
he was talking about how that kid is supposed to get over getting hit with the dildo not how we acquired the dildo
Bowen50
9/5/08 11:58:16PM
hahahaha yup most ridiculous ****** thing i've ever done in my life.
loller90278
9/6/08 12:04:32AM
the question is, who wanted to keep the dildo at the end of the night...
(stay away from him)
(stay away from him)
DiabloFreak56
9/6/08 12:05:25AM
Posted by loller90278
the question is, who wanted to keep the dildo at the end of the night...
(stay away from him)
BOWEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
Aaronno9
9/6/08 12:05:32AM
Posted by DiabloFreak56
and yeah the kid punches my car like a tough guy hahahah
Says the guy speeding away
Seriously though, thats so funny. I wish i could of just been their standing around, then seeing some guy get whacked in the face with a huge dildo
Bowen50
9/6/08 12:21:22AM
Posted by DiabloFreak56
Posted by loller90278
the question is, who wanted to keep the dildo at the end of the night...
(stay away from him)
BOWEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
well someone needs to keep it for future dildo assaults
fedorwins1
9/6/08 12:23:16AM
Wow, please do this again and have a video of it. You could have a compilation of dildo beatings haha. Sounds like some type of title to a porn movie, "Dildo Beatings".
loller90278
9/6/08 12:26:45AM
Posted by Bowen50
Posted by DiabloFreak56
Posted by loller90278
the question is, who wanted to keep the dildo at the end of the night...
(stay away from him)
BOWEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
well someone needs to keep it for future dildo assaults
will there be a future dildo assault right before you go to sleep tonight?
DiabloFreak56
9/6/08 12:35:32AM
Posted by loller90278
Posted by Bowen50
Posted by DiabloFreak56
Posted by loller90278
the question is, who wanted to keep the dildo at the end of the night...
(stay away from him)
BOWEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
well someone needs to keep it for future dildo assaults
will there be a future dildo assault right before you go to sleep tonight?
to be honest i dont ever wanna know!
Ben_Hutch
9/6/08 12:49:29AM
JJFreak you got some balls mate
mkiv9secsupra
9/6/08 12:54:22AM
Posted by Ben_Hutch
JJFreak you got some balls mate
and a big black cock to go with them lol
Ben_Hutch
9/6/08 12:55:12AM
Posted by mkiv9secsupra
Posted by Ben_Hutch
JJFreak you got some balls mate
and a big black cock to go with them lol
grappler0000
9/6/08 12:57:08AM
Even though I expect video next time, do me a favor and be smart about it...I don't really want to have to read the headline "Teens charged with assault after posting dildo attack on Youtube". You guys would be known as the Dildo Bandits.
Aaronno9
9/6/08 1:01:16AM
Posted by grappler0000
Even though I expect video next time, do me a favor and be smart about it...I don't really want to have to read the headline "Teens charged with assault after posting dildo attack on Youtube". You guys would be known as the Dildo Bandits.
Ben_Hutch
9/6/08 1:04:19AM
Posted by Aaronno9
Posted by grappler0000
Even though I expect video next time, do me a favor and be smart about it...I don't really want to have to read the headline "Teens charged with assault after posting dildo attack on Youtube". You guys would be known as the Dildo Bandits.
Aaron why are you up late again? lol
Svartorm
9/6/08 4:20:36AM
HAHAHA! Thats ******* great! I've never done anything like this, but I have two friends who have done somewhat similar stuff with dildos.
1. A friend of mine tied a giant dildo to the grill of his friends car when it was in his garage, and he drove to the other end of town with it flapping around. He said people were honking at him and he didn't know why, but when he got out and noticed it when he got to the store, he figured it out. He tried to take it off, but it was tied on with some kind of ridiculous military cord and he couldn't get it off, so he drapped his coat over it and drove back at 20 mph.
2. A friend of mine bought a HUGE dildo, like the ones the size of your arm, and took it on stage while his punk band played. During a song he jumped off the stage and railed a guy over the head with it, and knocked him out cold.
1. A friend of mine tied a giant dildo to the grill of his friends car when it was in his garage, and he drove to the other end of town with it flapping around. He said people were honking at him and he didn't know why, but when he got out and noticed it when he got to the store, he figured it out. He tried to take it off, but it was tied on with some kind of ridiculous military cord and he couldn't get it off, so he drapped his coat over it and drove back at 20 mph.
2. A friend of mine bought a HUGE dildo, like the ones the size of your arm, and took it on stage while his punk band played. During a song he jumped off the stage and railed a guy over the head with it, and knocked him out cold.
dannyfrank
9/6/08 11:05:20AM
you are all gods 
Bowen50
9/6/08 11:11:16AM
Posted by loller90278
Posted by Bowen50
Posted by DiabloFreak56
Posted by loller90278
the question is, who wanted to keep the dildo at the end of the night...
(stay away from him)
BOWEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAhAHA
well someone needs to keep it for future dildo assaults
will there be a future dildo assault right before you go to sleep tonight?
no i can't say there was hahahaha
Bowen50
9/6/08 11:12:18AM
Posted by Svartorm
HAHAHA! Thats ******* great! I've never done anything like this, but I have two friends who have done somewhat similar stuff with dildos.
1. A friend of mine tied a giant dildo to the grill of his friends car when it was in his garage, and he drove to the other end of town with it flapping around. He said people were honking at him and he didn't know why, but when he got out and noticed it when he got to the store, he figured it out. He tried to take it off, but it was tied on with some kind of ridiculous military cord and he couldn't get it off, so he drapped his coat over it and drove back at 20 mph.
2. A friend of mine bought a HUGE dildo, like the ones the size of your arm, and took it on stage while his punk band played. During a song he jumped off the stage and railed a guy over the head with it, and knocked him out cold.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS!!
fedorwins1
9/6/08 1:39:37PM
This story got me thinking of a video I saw a long time ago on youtube, so I looked it up and here it is.
7 lb dildo battle
7 lb dildo battle
casey64
9/6/08 4:10:46PM
bigbubbano23
9/8/08 11:12:11PM
dude if someone did that to me i would be seriously pissed. prolly take the plate number and call the cops.
man he's prolly in therapy
man he's prolly in therapy