How can you have a MMA qoutes thread without Tank Abbot?
"After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini." -Tank Abbott
"Isn't that the guy on the coffee can?" -Tank Abbott commenting on his Brazilian opponent Hugo Duarte. Tank actually won that fight.
"I dreamed that I was being raped by Freddy Mercury." -Tank Abbott after being defeated by Dan Severn.
"He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pussy today." -Tank Abbott.
After a match, my opponent goes to the hospital and gets an IV and I have a martini." -Tank Abbott
"Okay. Right here I'm tickling his brain." -Tank Abbott commenting on a replay showing him pressing his opponents head against the cage.
"Here's where I hit him with the light switch." -Tank Abbott commentating on his knockout of Steve Nelmark
"I'm starting to get sexually aroused right now you better get that off." -Tank Abbott after watching a replay of his brutal knockout of John Matua
"I''ll bet he wishes he had that other pectoral muscle right about now." -Tank Abbott's comment on Tra Telligman's TKO loss. Tra lost a pectoral muscle during a childhood accident.
"When I go in there, I'm not going in there to win. I'm going in there to fight!" -Tank Abbott
"I don't think much of Tito Ortiz. He needs to grow balls and sign to fight Chuck Liddell." -Tank Abbott
"F@&k!" -Tank Abbott after losing to Don Frye in the UFC
"In a real fight in a bar, you wouldn't be able to lay on your back like a bitch. You might catch a pool cue to the back of the head." -Tank Abbott.
"Beating people up is a positive thing." -Tank Abbott
"Let me tell you something about the ground game and Jiu-Jitsu. All you un-athletic people out there, you know this for a fact. Little kids learn Jiu-Jitsu. Women learn Jiu-Jitsu. You don't have to be an athlete to know Jiu-Jitsu. You have to be an athlete to wrestle in college, or to walk into a boxing gym and have competitive boxing matches and fight people. You just have to be a bitch and lay on your back to know Jiu-Jitsu. I mean, come on. It's the truth." -Tank Abbott