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loonytnt
10/30/07 11:27:24AM
well its not to much of a game, but here it goes
halloween is coming so lets give out some props if you see a good halloween joke give props to anyone you think has a good one . i will and hope you all join me happy halloween!!
What do you call a person that puts poison in someones corn flakes?
a cereal killer
BOO!! have fun i hope some good ones come up
halloween is coming so lets give out some props if you see a good halloween joke give props to anyone you think has a good one . i will and hope you all join me happy halloween!!
What do you call a person that puts poison in someones corn flakes?
a cereal killer
BOO!! have fun i hope some good ones come up
scoozna
10/30/07 11:31:56AM
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck.
A. You suck.
ohiostate1016
10/30/07 11:43:31AM
Q: Do zomies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately...
ZING!
Happy Halloween everybody.
A: No, they eat the fingers separately...
ZING!
Happy Halloween everybody.
TNunley
10/30/07 12:06:56PM
Top Ten Reasons Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex.
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning & groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
Aaronno9
10/30/07 1:19:13PM
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have two beers and a mop..
I'll have two beers and a mop..
faille
10/30/07 6:56:56PM
Q: Why couldn't the wizard get his witch pregnant?
A: Beacause he had crystal balls.
Go figure :)
A: Beacause he had crystal balls.
Go figure :)
loonytnt
10/30/07 6:57:06PM
keep them coming and make sure if you see a good joke give props to that person its halloween and i cant give you candy, but i can give props who are giving halloween jokes 
its halloween and i cant give you candy, but i can give props who are giving halloween jokes
wolfman
10/30/07 9:16:19PM
Q: What does a vampire call a used frozen tampon?
A: A popsicle!
Q: What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
A: Count Drunkula!
Q. What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth?
A. The dentist!
A six year old kid named Bobby has a speech impediment, where he starts his words with the letter B. He is getting ready to go out on his first Halloween.
MOM: What do you want to be for Halloween this year Bobby?
BOBBY: Bi Banna Be a Birate?
MOM: A pirate, thats cute, I’ll get you the costume.
So she gets him the costume and he rings the door bell of an old lady.
BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
OLD LADY: Whats that you say?
BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
OLD LADY: Oh, trick or treat, isnt that cute, well what are you supposed to be little boy?
BOBBY: Bim a Birate!
OLD LADY: ?????? oh I get it you're a Pirate.
The old lady goes to hand him some candy but decides she wants to be funny and mess with the kid a little bit.
OLD LADY: If your a Pirate then where are all your buccaneers? Arent pirates supposed to have buccaneers?
BOBBY: (Really Mad and grabbing his Ears) Look lady here are my buckin ears now give me some buckin candy!!!
There are my cheesy jokes.
A: A popsicle!
Q: What do you call a vampire that hiccups?
A: Count Drunkula!
Q. What did the monster eat after the dentist pulled his tooth?
A. The dentist!
A six year old kid named Bobby has a speech impediment, where he starts his words with the letter B. He is getting ready to go out on his first Halloween.
MOM: What do you want to be for Halloween this year Bobby?
BOBBY: Bi Banna Be a Birate?
MOM: A pirate, thats cute, I’ll get you the costume.
So she gets him the costume and he rings the door bell of an old lady.
BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
OLD LADY: Whats that you say?
BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
OLD LADY: Oh, trick or treat, isnt that cute, well what are you supposed to be little boy?
BOBBY: Bim a Birate!
OLD LADY: ?????? oh I get it you're a Pirate.
The old lady goes to hand him some candy but decides she wants to be funny and mess with the kid a little bit.
OLD LADY: If your a Pirate then where are all your buccaneers? Arent pirates supposed to have buccaneers?
BOBBY: (Really Mad and grabbing his Ears) Look lady here are my buckin ears now give me some buckin candy!!!
There are my cheesy jokes.