Okay IMAGINE if you will...
You wake up tomorrow morning & roll out of bed. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Dana White is knocking on your door with his perfectly round hairless head. You open the door &..
"YOU F*!@N WON!"- Dana exclaims as he hands you a dozen balloons. He drops various curse words for a good ten minutes, introduces you to a clown named Charlie & then finally explains to you........
"You won a UFC contest ! You get to live, train, hang & party with a UFC fighter for an entire week!!! You get to choose any fighter off of the UFC or Strikeforce roster!!! The only stipulation is at the end of the week you have to step inside the cage with the fighter & get your ass WHOOPED."
So which fighter do you choose?
& how does the end-of-the-week fight unfold between you two? (aka how does the fighter MERK you?
yes. i am very bored.